Why do you want to take me to the park?
I love parks! Can we play ultimate frisbee?
God, I guess, there'd better not be any dirt though. Or dogs, I f--ing hate dogs.
Oh my God, that is sooooo cute!
In some countries this would be considered illegal.
Ah yes, Youtube never gets old.
I hate kids.
Continue playing solitaire till it stops or I hear screams of pain and terror.
Walk out like you're supposed to.
Figure this is a cool chance to actually start a fire, since the building -should- be empty.
Sure Brad, why don't you take my hard earned cash - go to hell.
Sure Brad, I know you're good for it.
Sorry man, that latte this morning cleared me out.
Um, no chance...
OMOMGOMGOMGOMG I LOVE THEM!!!!
I have trouble connecting, I used to torture animals as a child.
Not so much no, thanks.
What the heck is a lolcat?