Analyse the wind direction and consider the risk of cross-loaded windcrust?
Politely invite someone else to lead before overtaking and hopping into some waist deep moguls?
Point your skis at the bottom and utter the phrase ‘Geronimo’?
Cast an expert eye around hunting for a gentler slope that passes a bar?
Compare the GPS information on your watch with the 1:25000 map me “happened to have on me”?
Continue to ski like you're in your own magical patch of sunshine as everyone struggles in the fog?
Carry on regardless at the same speed and in the same direction?
Ask everyone to slow down and stay in a group – largely because you know you are the most likely skier to get lost/abandoned/chased by a bear.
Go back inside to the bar?
Ask for a helicopter?
Ask the lifty what the conditions are like on the backside and what the avalanche forecast is?
Ask the lifty “Is this a difficult slope” before nailing the moguls like you are Jonny Moseley?
Ask the lifty if there’s a speed record for the run?
Ask the lifty if I the telecabine goes down as well as up?
Ask the lifty if there’s a restaurant at the top?
Ask the lifty if anyone has died on this run today?
Start to fill your rucksack with enough obscure equipment to ascend Mount Everest?
Agree to come on the heliskiing trip as long as I don’t hold anyone up?
Go to the hire shop and ask for powder skis? (I don’t know what they are but I just know I need some)
Refuse to go up without photographic evidence that they’ve pisted the slopes?
Call all the restaurants and draw up a shortlist of ones that can pick you up and drop off on a snowmobile?
Become faintly aware that somehow today is about to get immeasurably worse?
Get in the lift without even considering there is any other option?
Say you’re feeling a little tired then (without pausing for breath) hop into the lift like a gazelle?
Refuse to admit defeat and climb aboard the lift regardless?
Look on in disbelief at everyone getting in the lift, then call for a taxi?
You don’t answer because you haven’t left your seat since lunch ended and are currently savouring a particularly fine Chateau Latour.
Also refrain from answering because you’re currently in the orthopedic ward in Bellevue Hospital.
In my backyard only.
In large resort.
At local ski hill
I skied at mountain ranges.
Yes, I think I can atleast qualify for high school ski competition.
Yes, I want to own a ski shop.
No, I just ski for my pleasure.
No, I haven't given it a thought.
Yes, I like skiing a lot.
No, I don't like skiing.
Yes, sometimes I like it.
Only a little bit
Yes, I can ski on grass.
Not at all
It's difficult for me.
I guess so.
I prefer green circle.
I prefer blue square.
I prefer double black diamonds.
I prefer black diamonds.
I prefer out of bound runs.
Here's an interesting quiz for you.