Chillin' in the sunshine
Learning how to build car engines
Being involved in a road-rage incident
Fitting on my sofa playing Fifa
Messing about in my little vegetable garden
Find somewhere free from bandits and plant some wheat
Keep moving, take my resources with me
Follow that tasty smell
Turn on my xbox, i can always run down to costco if i need "supplies"
Find whoever has some supplies and either join them or steal it all from them
Follow them for a while and try to decide if they will be friendly
Hopefully the police are still around, i'll give them a call
Act crazy and pretend i have a twitch so that i can join them
Close the gates of my compound
Follow them around until dark then drag one of them away
Why would i need a vehicle?
Repair? pretty sure my Golf still works
A motorbike, with spikes and stuff!
A tractor would come in useful...
A car with plenty of storage but economical
Preferably leather, with face paint and spikes to make me intimidating
Something hard-wearing that offers plenty of protection from the weather
It doesn't matter, i have a lot of skin problems anyway
Whatever i can find
Same as usual, jeans and a comical t-shirt
My bare hands are all i need
A good quality, versatile rifle
A sawn-off shotgun and a machete
Iv got picks and shovels that will do
I keep a baseball bat next to my dvd's
Make intimidating noises
Throw a brick at them
Ask if they want a bud, iv got the BBQ fired up!
Its ok, iv got the barn locked securely
I carry my food with my so they would have to get through me first
Nothing, i always feel better for some reason when blasted with radiation
I carry a HAZMAT suit
Close my windows and turn off my air-con
Get to the nearest shelter and punch everyone in my way
Panick!! my crop!!
I forgot how to read...huh....
You mean my comic books?....they stay on my shelf
'Complete guide to crop rotation'
'How to make things blow up'
'SAS survival guide'
easy prey, i can take their stuff off them
As long as they help out then they are welcome