What Kind Of Musician Are You?

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Musician Quizzes & Trivia

This quiz will determine what kind of person you are based on your musical abilities, practice habits, musical taste and general musical knowledge.


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    How many musical instruments do you play?
    • A. 

      One

    • B. 

      Two

    • C. 

      Three

    • D. 

      Four

    • E. 

      Over four

  • 2. 
    What's your favorite kind of music?
    • A. 

      Rock and Roll or Blues.

    • B. 

      Jazz or Easy Listening.

    • C. 

      Heavy Metal or Classical.

    • D. 

      Soul and R & B.

    • E. 

      Rap or assorted other crap.

  • 3. 
    What kind of guitar would you play if given a choice?
    • A. 

      Gibson Les Paul.

    • B. 

      Fender Strat.

    • C. 

      Gibson Flying V or SG.

    • D. 

      Fender Tele.

    • E. 

      A guitar not mentioned here.

  • 4. 
    Has music ever gotten you laid?
    • A. 

      Yes, all the time.

    • B. 

      Yes, a couple of times when I was younger.

    • C. 

      Yes, once.

    • D. 

      No, I don't believe in taking advantage of people like that.

    • E. 

      No, I'm too ugly. Music would only help me if he/she was blind.

  • 5. 
    How ofter do you practice your instrument?
    • A. 

      One to three hours a week.

    • B. 

      Three to six hours a week.

    • C. 

      Six to ten hours a week.

    • D. 

      Over ten hours a week.

    • E. 

      I don't need no stinking practice. Practicing is for losers with no friends.

  • 6. 
    Do you have a day job?
    • A. 

      Yes, I have to provide for my family.

    • B. 

      Yes, I have to pay child support to that leach of a ex-wife.

    • C. 

      Yes, I work because I love my job.

    • D. 

      No, music is my job.

    • E. 

      No, I like drugs.

  • 7. 
    Do you think music will make you famous?
    • A. 

      Yes, I kick too much ass for it not to.

    • B. 

      Yes, I've worked hard enough at it for that to happen.

    • C. 

      Yes, its the will of the lord that I spread rock throughout this world.

    • D. 

      No, chances are not good.

    • E. 

      No, famous people suck.

  • 8. 
    How many times a week do you masturbate?
    • A. 

      Maybe once a week.

    • B. 

      I don't know. I loose track after thirty or forty times. I'll get back to you.

    • C. 

      Never. Every sperm waisted is a possible baby that I would be murdering.

    • D. 

      Never. I don't like sex. Its icky.

    • E. 

      Never. I have an old war injury that prevents it.

  • 9. 
    If you were/are a woman would you have dirty, sweaty, animal sex with the author of this quiz?
    • A. 

      I'd like to think so. I'm a slut.

    • B. 

      Probably if he bought me a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 first.

    • C. 

      I don't know. Does he shower at least?

    • D. 

      No. You're disgusting.

    • E. 

      No. I'd be a lesbian.