Rock and Roll or Blues.
Jazz or Easy Listening.
Heavy Metal or Classical.
Soul and R & B.
Rap or assorted other crap.
Gibson Les Paul.
Gibson Flying V or SG.
A guitar not mentioned here.
Yes, all the time.
Yes, a couple of times when I was younger.
No, I don't believe in taking advantage of people like that.
No, I'm too ugly. Music would only help me if he/she was blind.
One to three hours a week.
Three to six hours a week.
Six to ten hours a week.
Over ten hours a week.
I don't need no stinking practice. Practicing is for losers with no friends.
Yes, I have to provide for my family.
Yes, I have to pay child support to that leach of a ex-wife.
Yes, I work because I love my job.
No, music is my job.
No, I like drugs.
Yes, I kick too much ass for it not to.
Yes, I've worked hard enough at it for that to happen.
Yes, its the will of the lord that I spread rock throughout this world.
No, chances are not good.
No, famous people suck.
Maybe once a week.
I don't know. I loose track after thirty or forty times. I'll get back to you.
Never. Every sperm waisted is a possible baby that I would be murdering.
Never. I don't like sex. Its icky.
Never. I have an old war injury that prevents it.
I'd like to think so. I'm a slut.
Probably if he bought me a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 first.
I don't know. Does he shower at least?
No. You're disgusting.
No. I'd be a lesbian.