What Kind Of Musician Are You?
This quiz will determine what kind of person you are based on your musical abilities, practice habits, musical taste and general musical knowledge.
- 1.How many musical instruments do you play?
- A.
One
- B.
Two
- C.
Three
- D.
Four
- E.
Over four
- 2.What's your favorite kind of music?
- A.
Rock and Roll or Blues.
- B.
Jazz or Easy Listening.
- C.
Heavy Metal or Classical.
- D.
Soul and R & B.
- E.
Rap or assorted other crap.
- 3.What kind of guitar would you play if given a choice?
- A.
Gibson Les Paul.
- B.
Fender Strat.
- C.
Gibson Flying V or SG.
- D.
Fender Tele.
- E.
A guitar not mentioned here.
- 4.Has music ever gotten you laid?
- A.
Yes, all the time.
- B.
Yes, a couple of times when I was younger.
- C.
Yes, once.
- D.
No, I don't believe in taking advantage of people like that.
- E.
No, I'm too ugly. Music would only help me if he/she was blind.
- 5.How ofter do you practice your instrument?
- A.
One to three hours a week.
- B.
Three to six hours a week.
- C.
Six to ten hours a week.
- D.
Over ten hours a week.
- E.
I don't need no stinking practice. Practicing is for losers with no friends.
- 6.Do you have a day job?
- A.
Yes, I have to provide for my family.
- B.
Yes, I have to pay child support to that leach of a ex-wife.
- C.
Yes, I work because I love my job.
- D.
No, music is my job.
- E.
No, I like drugs.
- 7.Do you think music will make you famous?
- A.
Yes, I kick too much ass for it not to.
- B.
Yes, I've worked hard enough at it for that to happen.
- C.
Yes, its the will of the lord that I spread rock throughout this world.
- D.
No, chances are not good.
- E.
No, famous people suck.
- 8.How many times a week do you masturbate?
- A.
Maybe once a week.
- B.
I don't know. I loose track after thirty or forty times. I'll get back to you.
- C.
Never. Every sperm waisted is a possible baby that I would be murdering.
- D.
Never. I don't like sex. Its icky.
- E.
Never. I have an old war injury that prevents it.
- 9.If you were/are a woman would you have dirty, sweaty, animal sex with the author of this quiz?
- A.
I'd like to think so. I'm a slut.
- B.
Probably if he bought me a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 first.
- C.
I don't know. Does he shower at least?
- D.
No. You're disgusting.
- E.
No. I'd be a lesbian.
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