Rock and Roll or Blues
Jazz or Easy Listening
Heavy Metal or Classical
Soul and R & B
Rap or assorted other crap
Gibson Les Paul
Gibson Flying V or SG
Not at all
Yes, all the time
Yes, a couple of times when I was younger
No, I don't believe in taking advantage of people like that.
No, I'm too ugly. Music would only help me if he/she was blind.
One to three hours a week
Three to six hours a week
Six to ten hours a week
Over ten hours a week
I don't need any stinking practice. Practicing is for losers with no friends.
Yes, I have to provide for my family.
Yes, I have to pay child support to that leach of an ex-wife.
Yes, I work because I love my job.
No, music is my job.
No, I like drugs.
Yes, I kick too much ass for it not to.
Yes, I've worked hard enough at it for that to happen.
Yes, it's the will of the lord that I spread rock throughout this world.
No, the chances are not good.
No, famous people suck.
Maybe once a week.
I don't know. I lose track after thirty or forty times. I'll get back to you.
Never. Every sperm waisted is a possible baby that I would be murdering.
Never. I don't like sex. It's icky.
Never. I have an old war injury that prevents it.
I'd like to think so.
I don't know.
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