Smell like a Mexican bar and grill
Smell like spices
Smell like leather and hair conditioner
Smell like sweat and pride
Smell like jail and cologne
Spray mace in someone's face, then try to connect with them on a personal level.
Take a woman to that thing that she loves.
Drink while sporting a bad Mexican accent.
Go to Germany and sing, and go running in slow motion afterward.
Go be a great sports star, then resort to doing lame commercials after hosting a failed comeback from an old TV series.
A woman with big breasts.
A blonde named Linda or someone whose name starts with L.
You can have any woman you want, why choose just one?
I thought my car was company enough for me.
Women hah! Who needs a woman when you are as interesting as me!?
A great aroma comes from my manly body.
I'm the most interesting man in the room.
Don't screw with me. You will regret it!
I look great. My leather complements me, no! I compliment the leather.
I Have great muscles and a big belt. What else do I need, brother?
Great conditioned hair.
The life of outlaw crime-stopping.
A horse and a great smelling body odor.
The interest of everyone (which I already have).
A talking black one.
Who needs a car when you got a horse.
Whichever one, somebody scrambles to get me first.
A Jeep or van.
The power to smell like a real man.
The power to run in slow motion.
The power to lift a thousand men.
The power to have a good Mexican accent.
The power to make things right and bring people to the light.
A beach with hot lifeguards.
The world is my best setting.
On horseback or on a boat.
A wrestling ring.
Anywhere with people in need.
Slim and sexy
Does it matter?