What Is Your Totem Animal Quiz!

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What Is Your Totem Animal Quiz!

What is your totem animal? As you learn about totems, you will begin discovering many of these values and how they pertain to not just your spiritual path but also to daily living. A totem animal is an animal whose energy simply speaks to your spirit. To find and understand your totem animal take up the quiz below.


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    Do you feel that corn chips should be in more visually encumbering packages?
    • A. 

      I was hoping you'd ask that. Well!

    • B. 

      Umm...

    • C. 

      Yes, I do agree. Tennis racquets are quite out of date.

    • D. 

      Corn chips. Yummy.

    • E. 

      Only commoners eat corn chips.

    • F. 

      I'm allergic to corn-based products.

    • G. 

      No.

  • 2. 
    Sum this picture up in one word.
    • A. 

      Asian.

    • B. 

      Ninja.

    • C. 

      Quiteunorthodox.

    • D. 

      Thatfirstchoiceismosthighlyracist.

    • E. 

      Ohyumpepsi.

    • F. 

      Martial.

    • G. 

      Whydidtheypickchairsinthatmostawfulcolour?

  • 3. 
    Ghost.
    • A. 

      RUN!!!!!

    • B. 

      Why hello there. How is your ectoplasm feeling?

    • C. 

      I needed that window fixed anyway.

    • D. 

      Don't walk through walls! It's giving me the heebie-jeebies.

    • E. 

      Hmm. Ok.

    • F. 

      Ghost? You must be kidding.

    • G. 

      That cupboard clashes with the chair upholstery. Oh, that pasta was good.

  • 4. 
    Hjafoiapekfnakjsheoijreijnpjenginajegadsfnadf.
    • A. 

      Yes, well.

    • B. 

      I'm sorry, is that some sort of foreign language?

    • C. 

      Ah, yes, the famous pizza topping.

    • D. 

      I see you put a lot of thought into these questions.

    • E. 

      How did you know my computer password?

    • F. 

      Pft. That code was easy to crack. You are no German WWII vet.

    • G. 

      Yisadfoapjeipiojfoahfasdfnknpppqjadf.

  • 5. 
    Why do you think radiators are so attractive?
    • A. 

      They're pretty damn hot, that's for sure.

    • B. 

      Sparkling personalities.

    • C. 

      I don't.

    • D. 

      I play my CD's in mine.

    • E. 

      Their general radiance.

    • F. 

      I already have eleven wives. Don't tempt me.

    • G. 

      Their crisp, white exterior... their hot, gooey centre...

  • 6. 
    What brand of CD player do you use?
    • A. 

      The radiant kind.

    • B. 

      I won't distress you with the details, except to say that at one point in its life it was called Jerry and had four children.

    • C. 

      I use a bottle opener.

    • D. 

      The normal sort.

    • E. 

      I use a gramophone!

    • F. 

      I have no time for music.

    • G. 

      I have moved on to more human partners since my fling with mine.

  • 7. 
    If you could have any superpower what would it be?
    • A. 

      Super. Fast. Swimmer.

    • B. 

      Flight Power!

    • C. 

      The superpowers that cat woman has.

    • D. 

      Super speed!

    • E. 

      Shape shifter!

    • F. 

      Invisible man.

    • G. 

      To be able to walk on water.

  • 8. 
    Do you have a lot of friends?
    • A. 

      Yes.

    • B. 

      Nah... To shy...

    • C. 

      Nope. I spend all of my time at home!

    • D. 

      Yeah. They all love to sing!

    • E. 

      I have a great following.

    • F. 

      The only friend I need is the water!

    • G. 

      I befriend who is sweet to me.