Be like " Yes i got big boobs got a prob perv?"
Smack the shit outta him and say " OH LOOK EVERYONE HE HAS A RED FACE AND HIS DICK IS SMALL! "
Look emmbaresed and have your guy friend beat the shit out of him
Hit the bullies accross the head with a bat
Beat the shit out of the bullies
Call the police
It was fun
Wait what was the question again?
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