My Super Yacht Quiz
After getting a call telling you you've won your own super yacht, you joyfully embark on a wild journey. . .
What crazy yacht will you end up with?
- 1.
Calmly sitting at home, you get a call informing you that you have won a new super yacht. You...
- A.
Politely ask, “Oh lovely, when can I pick it up?”
- B.
Ask, “Are you kidding me? Who gives away a super yacht for free?”
- C.
Turn into a hyperactive, high-pitched squeal-machine, shattering all the windows within 2 blocks.
- D.
Slam the phone down, send out a massive Facebook party invite to everyone you know overusing word “awesome”, obliterating your “exclamation point” button.
- E.
Punch a giant hole in the wall of your house screaming obscenities. Destruction is just the way you express happiness.
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- 2.
You walk towards the dock to collect your new super yacht. A couple are having a raging argument, blocking your way. You...
- A.
Walk up with a warming, confident smile and politely ask if you can pass.
- B.
Casually try to slip past, avoiding eye-contact and even risk being slapped clean off the dock.
- C.
See this as an excellent opportunity to practice your confrontation skills, swing your arms wildly, hurl personal insults and wade in.
- D.
Plant high-tech recording devices on the nearest garbage cans and people, hide in the bushes and remix the Christian Bale rant.
- E.
Drag them to the nearest bar, buy 10 rows of shots, strip naked and patch things up with a three-way karaoke rendition of Journey’s “Don’t Stop Believing”.
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- 3.
You are asked to customise your new super yacht and are told you can have any extra feature you can think of. You choose...
- A.
An infinity swimming pool with world-class massage spa.
- B.
Fluffy kitten taming-and-petting centre.
- C.
Robot Butler.
- D.
A blow-up, 100 foot tall version of “The Dude” from The Big Lebowski.
- E.
Personal Apache attack helicopter and tactical command station.
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- 4.
Sailing happily on your new super yacht, you are boarded by fearsome pirates. They hang you upside down over the deck. You...
- A.
Attempt to reason with them using polite conversation laced with subtle compliments.
- B.
Scream loudly, struggle and wave your arms like a maniac.
- C.
Hand over your current account details and call the bank to inform them in advance of this new arrangement.
- D.
Realise the rope is tied in a simple slipknot, undo it, grab a sword and hurl out your best piratey insults in hope of a fight.
- E.
Using your new “Escape from Pirates”™ iPad app, you spring free, power up your lightsaber and slice the pirates in two.
- F.
التغيير التدريجي المدروس وقد يستغرق قرابة السنتين
- G.
التغيير المفاجئ مع تخطيط وتخيل مسبق وقد يستغرق فقط شهر
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- 5.
You come to a fork in the ocean (just go with it...) - left is a fearsome storm and man-eating monsters, right appears peaceful with angels singing. You say...
- A.
I’m scared. I think I’ll turn around and go back...
- B.
Do I look like an idiot? It's RIGHT, obviously.
- C.
LEFT. No question. It’s always left in these things. Get out of my way!
- D.
Sea-monsters are docile and lovable - LEFT!
- E.
Are you kidding? I go LEFT, destroy everything there, then come back and go RIGHT!
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- 6.
Oops! You won’t take that path again! All that appeared is sucked into a swirling vortex and a being composed entirely of light asks, “Hey buddy! Nice yacht. Mind it I take it for a spin?” You respond...
- A.
Of course good sir, and thank you for your kind words!
- B.
Hop aboard man. Got a beer with your name on it!
- C.
Avada Kedavra, you celestial freeloader!
- D.
This is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off. Go ahead, make my day...
- E.
$279.99 plus tax per ride and only $179 for each additional ride. PayPal or Visa?
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- 7.
Hitting the open sea, you let out a long, nostalgic sigh, thinking of all you’ve been through, and...
- A.
Sail off peacefully into the sunset.
- B.
Turn the speakers up to eleven, blast out party music and bring out the girls. This party’s just gettin’ started!
- C.
Add in a lovable alien visitor, snappy dialogue, sentimental ending and mail it straight to Steven Spielberg. Movie career, here I come!
- D.
Pet your new, cute little sea-monster, dress it in a fluffy, knitted sweater and sail off in eternal bliss.
- E.
What? It’s over? I was just starting to enjoy myself! Turn this thing around, let’s do it again!
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