My Super Yacht Quiz

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My Super Yacht Quiz

After getting a call telling you you've won your own super yacht, you joyfully embark on a wild journey. . . What crazy yacht will you end up with?


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    Calmly sitting at home, you get a call informing you that you have won a new super yacht. You...
    • A. 

      Politely ask, “Oh lovely, when can I pick it up?”

    • B. 

      Ask, “Are you kidding me? Who gives away a super yacht for free?”

    • C. 

      Turn into a hyperactive, high-pitched squeal-machine, shattering all the windows within 2 blocks.

    • D. 

      Slam the phone down, send out a massive Facebook party invite to everyone you know overusing word “awesome”, obliterating your “exclamation point” button.

    • E. 

      Punch a giant hole in the wall of your house screaming obscenities. Destruction is just the way you express happiness.

  • 2. 
    You walk towards the dock to collect your new super yacht. A couple are having a raging argument, blocking your way. You...
    • A. 

      Walk up with a warming, confident smile and politely ask if you can pass.

    • B. 

      Casually try to slip past, avoiding eye-contact and even risk being slapped clean off the dock.

    • C. 

      See this as an excellent opportunity to practice your confrontation skills, swing your arms wildly, hurl personal insults and wade in.

    • D. 

      Plant high-tech recording devices on the nearest garbage cans and people, hide in the bushes and remix the Christian Bale rant.

    • E. 

      Drag them to the nearest bar, buy 10 rows of shots, strip naked and patch things up with a three-way karaoke rendition of Journey’s “Don’t Stop Believing”.

  • 3. 
    You are asked to customise your new super yacht and are told you can have any extra feature you can think of. You choose...
    • A. 

      An infinity swimming pool with world-class massage spa.

    • B. 

      Fluffy kitten taming-and-petting centre.

    • C. 

      Robot Butler.

    • D. 

      A blow-up, 100 foot tall version of “The Dude” from The Big Lebowski.

    • E. 

      Personal Apache attack helicopter and tactical command station.

  • 4. 
    Sailing happily on your new super yacht, you are boarded by fearsome pirates. They hang you upside down over the deck. You...
    • A. 

      Attempt to reason with them using polite conversation laced with subtle compliments.

    • B. 

      Scream loudly, struggle and wave your arms like a maniac.

    • C. 

      Hand over your current account details and call the bank to inform them in advance of this new arrangement.

    • D. 

      Realise the rope is tied in a simple slipknot, undo it, grab a sword and hurl out your best piratey insults in hope of a fight.

    • E. 

      Using your new “Escape from Pirates”™ iPad app, you spring free, power up your lightsaber and slice the pirates in two.

    • F. 

      التغيير التدريجي المدروس وقد يستغرق قرابة السنتين

    • G. 

      التغيير المفاجئ مع تخطيط وتخيل مسبق وقد يستغرق فقط شهر

  • 5. 
    You come to a fork in the ocean (just go with it...) - left is a fearsome storm and man-eating monsters, right appears peaceful with angels singing. You say...
    • A. 

      I’m scared. I think I’ll turn around and go back...

    • B. 

      Do I look like an idiot? It's RIGHT, obviously.

    • C. 

      LEFT. No question. It’s always left in these things. Get out of my way!

    • D. 

      Sea-monsters are docile and lovable - LEFT!

    • E. 

      Are you kidding? I go LEFT, destroy everything there, then come back and go RIGHT!

  • 6. 
    Oops! You won’t take that path again! All that appeared is sucked into a swirling vortex and a being composed entirely of light asks, “Hey buddy! Nice yacht. Mind it I take it for a spin?” You respond...
    • A. 

      Of course good sir, and thank you for your kind words!

    • B. 

      Hop aboard man. Got a beer with your name on it!

    • C. 

      Avada Kedavra, you celestial freeloader!

    • D. 

      This is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off. Go ahead, make my day...

    • E. 

      $279.99 plus tax per ride and only $179 for each additional ride. PayPal or Visa?

  • 7. 
    Hitting the open sea, you let out a long, nostalgic sigh, thinking of all you’ve been through, and...
    • A. 

      Sail off peacefully into the sunset.

    • B. 

      Turn the speakers up to eleven, blast out party music and bring out the girls. This party’s just gettin’ started!

    • C. 

      Add in a lovable alien visitor, snappy dialogue, sentimental ending and mail it straight to Steven Spielberg. Movie career, here I come!

    • D. 

      Pet your new, cute little sea-monster, dress it in a fluffy, knitted sweater and sail off in eternal bliss.

    • E. 

      What? It’s over? I was just starting to enjoy myself! Turn this thing around, let’s do it again!

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