"Go ask your own Yoda."
"You're a loser."
"Be so worried you must not."
"All of pants you must wet."
"Go home you must."
"Wear sweatpants you must."
He has him give Cheetos to everyone.
He tells him to embarrass himself in the lunchroom.
He has him apologize to everyone.
He tells him stop eating cheetos.
He mixes his milk with his peas at lunch.
He pops his knuckles.
He sings as he walks in the halls.
He sneezes whenever he doesn't know the right answer.
He helps him not to cry after striking out.
He convinces him that the girls like him.
He helps him pass a pop quiz in English.
He gives him Cheetos.
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