You scream and all down the street screaming in your underwear "Where is my family?!"
You look every place you can think of then call the police.
"Grass" because grass is green and green is a cool color.
"Oreo" because he is black and white!
Ignore him and stay as far away from him as you can!
You go up to him ( because he seems cool) and ask if you can try one!
Say "No thanks Sorry but I don't like to go hore back riding!"
Lie and say "I'm busy at the gas station!"
The next time you see her you throw a huge tantrum in front of everybody.
The next time you see her apoligize and see if she forgives you. If she doesn't then think "I can get a better friend than Jill"
Say "YOUR A MEAN DUMBO!!!!" to her.
Deal with it and ignore her.
Provide all the help you can.
Cry and tell him "YOUR GONNA DIE!!"
Say "Well that's your problem so why are you calling?"
Apoligize and offer to clean it up.
Say " GET YOUR STINKY BABY'S BUTT OFF MY COUCH THAT COUCH AINT A DIAPER CHANGING MAT SONNY!!"
Offer a diaper changing mat and if she says no clean up the couch after she leaves.
Say "WORK YOU STUPID THING WORK!!" Then try to fix it for hours.
Try to fix it for 25 minutes then give up and do something else.
Buy an affordable cheap TV to satisfy them
Tell them "NO" until they beg and beg then buy them a cruddy one and hit it with a baseball bat.
Call a professional over to fix it.
Stick some plato on it then move on.