"so You Think You're A Princess?"

6 Questions

Princess Quizzes & Trivia

Every young girl dreams of being a princess, every woman wants to find her prince, and everyone feels that life would be a little easier with a pinch of magic. However, magic is not as easy as "bippity boppity boo", most women discover Prince Charming drives a white pinto not a white horse, and. . . Well, not every girl is cut out to be a princess. But, some have what it takes to land that white horse-riding Prince, the question is, "Do you? " Are you a destined for a "Happily Ever After" or "Sadly Never Ever"? Take this quiz to find out.


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    It is lunch time and you made yourself a wonderful lunch with all your favorite foods. An extremely overweight girl walks up to you and tells you she has no money to buy lunch. You realize that she was the same girl who used to bully you from elementary school until you went to college. What would you do?
    • A. 

      Smile and hand her your entire lunch. You decide the past must be left in the past. You feel great that you were able to show her the kindness she never showed, plus you were not that hungry anyway.

    • B. 

      Sit right next to her so she can smell the aroma of your delicious lunch and get a great view of you savoring every morsel of it, especially while you remind her of her past deeds by retelling every bullying event she put you through.

    • C. 

      Decide to give her 1/3 of your lunch. You can't sit and watch her go hungry, but you have not forgotten about her pulling your hair. You chuckle because karma is awesome.

  • 2. 
    You are at the club having a great time dancing when a man with a gold tooth, pinstriped suit and feather fedora comes up and asks to dance with you. You realize that he strongly resembles Flava Flav, T-Pain, and Rick Ross. What do you do?
    • A. 

      Oh Hell No! You quickly walk away, pretending you don't hear him calling after you.

    • B. 

      You nicely strike up a conversation and realize that he is a very nice guy, so you agree to dance with him.

    • C. 

      You realize that you both have a lot in common, but you agree to dance with him only if he buys you a few drinks first. You will need as many as you can get to get past that face.

  • 3. 
    Your boss comes over to your desk and starts yelling at you for a minor, fixable mistake you made on a report... You feel tiny when you notice all eyes are on you as he continues to gesture belligerently and demand you redo the report. What do you do?
    • A. 

      You take the report, type it up, and hand it in with your resignation. You cannot handle him yelling at you like that!

    • B. 

      You apologize for the mistake and any inconvenience you caused from making that mistake. You redo the report and hand it to him with a nice cup of coffee that you sweetened up with a little saliva and a few drops of over the counter laxatives.

    • C. 

      You smile and take the report and reassure him that the report will be on his desk by the end of the day.

  • 4. 
    Your best friend tells you that she lost your favorite sunglasses you let her borrow. But, two weeks later you notice that she is wearing your sunglasses she supposedly lost. What do you do?
    • A. 

      You let her keep them since obviously she really likes them and you have recently decided a different pair is your new favorite. Why ruin a friendship over shades?

    • B. 

      Yank the shades off her head and blast her as a lying thief on Facebook!

    • C. 

      Let her keep them, but decide when you borrow her favorite item you will also "lose it". Now you will be even and no friendship is truly lost.

  • 5. 
    You see your neighbor’s dog taking a poop in your front yard. What do you do?
    • A. 

      Nothing. Everyone and everything must poop. There is a book about it.

    • B. 

      Wait until it finishes and go confront your neighbor to tell them to make sure their dog never comes into your yard to poop again.

    • C. 

      You do nothing….AT FIRST. But when the dog finishes you go pick it up and put it in a brown paper bag, set it on fire and put it on your neighbor’s doorstep. You laugh to yourself as you punch the doorbell.

  • 6. 
    True Love's Kiss is...
    • A. 

      Priceless, and waiting for your lips.

    • B. 

      Your ticket into the life of luxury

    • C. 

      A burning sensation that feels worse than a venereal disease