Because he refused to use any exclamation marks
Because his thumbs were actually toes
Because he had the name of a criminal
Because he was a bad "breaker-upper"
Because his face got ruined when he fell off a cliff
He said something like "Alright, that's it for me!" and walked out
He went to the washroom and never came back
He said he had an appointment with Art Vandelay
He walked out when nobody was looking
"Lean 'n' Green"
Wits and Wagers
The Axe Man
"Hi my name is George. I'm stocky and I have a strange sense of humor."
"Hello my name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents."
"Hey my name is George. I have no life and I live with my parents."
"Hi my name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents."