Sea Pirate? Or Sky Pirate?

1. Where do you feel most at home?

Open ocean

In the black

2. Weapon of choice...

Huge guns

Cutlass

Devastating wit

A stench that just won't quit

Rum!

3. Favorite accessory ...

Eye-patch

Goggles

Hook

Parasol

Bandanna

Holster for concealed weapons

Eyeliner

Tight pants

Rum!

4. Favorite past time ...

Drinking grog

Thrilling heroics

Hunting treasure

Inter-engine fermentation

Drinking Rum!

5. Yer ship mates are most likely ...

Terrifyingly brilliant ... and dangerous

Disarmingly charming ... and drunk

Cold as steel

Uncompromisingly idealistic

Uncompromisingly debaucherous

Maddeningly cheerful

Excellent at math: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..."

Reckless

Touched in the head

Drinking Rum!

6. Battle tactics ...

Clever plans

Bold and foolhardy

... So we'll integrate non-progressional evolution theory with God's creation of Eden. Eleven inherent metaphoric parallels already there. Eleven. Important number. Prime number. One goes into the house of eleven eleven times, but always comes out one. Noah's ark is a problem....

Hang the Code, and hang the rules! They're more like guidelines anyway.

Bluffing. As in: "Y'all see the man hanging out of the spaceship with the really big gun? Now I'm not saying you weren't easy to find but it was kinda out of our way, and he didn't want to come in the first place. Man's lookin' to kill some folk. So really, it's his will y'all should worry about thwarting."

With a ship with black sails that's crewed by the damned, and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself spat him back out.

Rum! ...oh, arghh, ...hit them over the head with empty Rum bottles!!

7. Favorite parting words ...

I think we've all arrived at a very special place. Spiritually, ecumenically, grammatically.

"Yeah, but she's our witch -so cut her the hell down."

"Well, my days of taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle."

AYE! AVAST!

Sticks and stones, love. I saved your life, you saved mine. We're square.

"Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!"

What happened to all me Rum??!!