Are You Smarter Than The Average Duck? Quiz
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It has been said that there are some times when an animal may appear to be smarter than any human. Do you think you are smarter that a duck? There are some pretty smart ducks around, take up the quiz below to measure your intelligence. Believe in yourself and good luck! psych! !
- 1.How many ducks does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- A.
Scissors
- B.
4
- C.
Your mom
- D.
A duck is a light bulb
- 2.Duck+duck =?
- A.
2 ducks
- B.
Dinner
- C.
Kaos
- D.
Fun 4 all ages
- 3.How many ducks does it take to eat a pie?
- A.
2
- B.
4
- C.
Idk
- D.
0 i would eat it before the ducks could get to it
- 4.What is a cross between redneck and a duck?
- A.
A duck with a shotgun
- B.
The end of the world
- C.
A chicken
- D.
Pie
- 5.4+4=?
- A.
8
- B.
44
- C.
A duck
- D.
44 ducks
- E.
Quack
- 6.Why did the duck cross the road?
- A.
To get to the other side
- B.
Cause he felt like it
- C.
Idk
- D.
A redneck was chasing him with a shotgun
- 7.If duck and a beaver go to war, what happens?
- A.
Explosions
- B.
The forest dies
- C.
Popcorn
- D.
Idk lets go see
- 8.If a duck ate a chicken egg, what would the mama chicken do?
- A.
Slap him silly
- B.
Nothing
- C.
Put it on his bill
- D.
Move to venus
- 9.A duck went into a diner, 5 minutes later, it comes out with no bill. What happened?
- A.
Idk
- B.
He lost a bet
- C.
Mama chicken
- D.
He took it off and left it there
- 10.Does a duck have a middle name?
- A.
No
- B.
Yes
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