Yes, because they are cool
No way they will kill each other
Yea, so they don't get depressed or sad...
No, they will get lost
Yes but try to wait a couple of months after you got your bird.
Never, they will haunt you in your sleep.
No way they will peck my face off!
Only when they aggravate you so they can go outside.
Yes, so they don't get bored.
Yes, so the will eat your brother/ sister.
Once a hour
Once a day
Once a week
Once a year
Once a decade
Once a Century
Never, a bird should live in their own poop.
Every 13 hours
Every 11 minutes
Every 43 minutes
Yes, So they shut up and you can get some shut eye.
No, they will think they are dead.
No, they will cry (they are scared of the dark).
Yes, they will do your chores
It was awesome!
It was good.
It was okay.
It wasn't very good.
It stunk, Dude.
It was stinky, mommy.
I hated it!
Never make one again.