Which Character Are You? Which One Are You?

1. You've just fallen off a cliff. What's the first thing you do?

Check for injuries, as per protocol.

Stop and ponder.

On with the adventure!

Attack the cliff.

Get ready for the next cliff.

Irrelevant. I do NOT fall off cliffs.

2. You decide to start travelling home. Where is that?

Where the heart is.

Outta here.

That's classified.

Somewhere dark.

Irrelevant. You couldn't afford to live there.

3. You're ambushed by enemies. How do you survive?

Fight.

Flight.

Reason with them... in my own way.

Beg for mercy.

Irrelevant. I have no enemies, they're already dead.

4. You're hungry. What do you do for food?

Trap/gut/skin/cook an innocent woodland critter.

Find a Subway.

Inject myself with nutrients.

I brought an apple!

Irrelevant. Other people's fear nourishes me.

5. An orphaned kitten begs for a bite of your food. How do you react?

Grudgingly offer it a morsel.

Feed it and cuddle it.

Squish it and eat it.

That kitten is the target. I eliminate it.

Irrelevant. What do you mean by "orphaned kitten"? What's even going on here?

6. You finally see home in the distance! How do you celebrate?

With a victory dance.

With a determined nod. Then onwards.

By breaking into a run.

With suspicion. It could be a trap.

Irrelevant. Emotion is not my strong point.

7. You fall off another cliff. Why?

Murphy's Law.

I was distracted by TRUE LOVE.

There was an arrow pointing over it.

Fastest way to travel.

I float.

Irrelevant. I was ready for it this time.

8. Maybe you'll tell the story of this debacle one day. What form will it take?

Hollywood blockbuster.

Gritty arthouse film.

Interpretive dance.

Broadway musical.

Instruction manual.

Irrelevant. Nobody will hear of this.