Take This Quiz To Find Your Perfect Job

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Take This Quiz To Find Your Perfect Job

Ricky and Mark have created a personality quiz that will help you finally find your dream job so you can stop disappointing your parents and society as a whole. You can thank us by using your first paycheck to buy our album on itunes September 16th.


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    What Role Best Describes You In A Group Project?  
    • A. 

      Leader - because everyone else is useless

    • B. 

      Follower - just tell me what to do and I'll do it

    • C. 

      Cheerleader - I offer a lot of moral support and nothing else

    • D. 

      Asshole - hates everyones ideas but has nothing to suggest

    • E. 

      Idea Man - A million horrible ideas, and I'm going to repeat them over and over

    • F. 

      Absent - wait, today isn't saturday?

  • 2. 
    What Is Your Favorite Sexual Position? 
    • A. 

      Doggystyle - ummm duh!

    • B. 

      Missionary - I like white bread and watching paint dry

    • C. 

      Reverse Cowgirl - yeehaw!

    • D. 

      69 - I practice good personal hygiene

    • E. 

      In The Butt - no pain no gain

    • F. 

      Celibate - you're all going to hell. also dating is hard.

  • 3. 
    Of The Following, Who Is Your Favorite Rapper?  
    • A. 

      Young Thug - no idea what he said but i like it

    • B. 

      Kendrick Lamar - money trees are the perfect place for shade

    • C. 

      Ricky Pharoe - obviously

    • D. 

      A$AP Rocky - the only asap worth listening to

    • E. 

      Riff Raff - Tip toeing in my jaawwwdinz

    • F. 

      Danny Brown - XXX

  • 4. 
    Where Do You See Yourself In 5 Years?
    • A. 

      Dead In A Gutter - but what a ride

    • B. 

      Being Awesome - because I'm awesome

    • C. 

      I don't think that far ahead

    • D. 

      Fuck Off And Mind Your Own Business

    • E. 

      Insanely Rich

    • F. 

      Probably Masturbating

  • 5. 
    How Important Is Money? 
    • A. 

      Money Over Everything

    • B. 

      Money Is The Root Of All Evil

    • C. 

      Shut Up And Give Me Your Money

    • D. 

      Meh - There's more to life

    • E. 

      Not that important but I still want it

    • F. 

      What is money?

  • 6. 
    What Is Your Favorite Breakfast Cereal?
    • A. 

      Froot Loops - even tho they can't legally use the word "fruit"

    • B. 

      Grape Nuts - i'd eat gravel if i could afford gravel

    • C. 

      Honey Bunches Of Oats - all day. everyday.

    • D. 

      Wheaties - I'm constipated

    • E. 

      Rice Krispies - I like the simple things in life

    • F. 

      Cinnamon Toast Crunch - Got that loud pack

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