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1. Thinking of plastic covers that have been carved and things of that nature, let us remind you that this podcast is brought to by...

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2. You know who doesn't make healthy green sludge?
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3. People who don't fuck with things are...
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4. Something you do want to be tame, and stable, and very very predictable is...
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5. So, speaking of things that will not fill you with shame or regret
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6. The Death's Door Gin was a gift to us from our fine friends at _____ whose **product** will not leave the disgusting taste of a fish market in your mouth.
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7. I only know about their awesomeness in a vague, general way. As far as I'm concerned they're like archangels, you know that they're great but you don't really know what they do.
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8. Something else that's hot is lots and lots of the**product** available through _____, and we mean this both metaphorically and not-so-metaphorically.
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9. Speaking of things you won't have to swear about and will not send you screaming over the cliffs of madness:
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10. _____ does not leave you with the taste of pectin and despair.
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11. The blueberry milk candy is still weirding me out. You know what won't weird you out?
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12. Something that will anyway not leave a heavy aftertaste and will cut through crisply like a hard cider or a samurai sword is the **product of _____
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13. You know what won't leave you in the mood for a burrito?
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14. You know what isn't weird-ass?
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15. You know what won't attack you and eat your head? _____. As far as I know, never actually eaten anyone's head. Good at **product**, not good at eating heads.
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16. Something else you don't have to go around two or three times with (notice I'm saying you don't have to go around two or three times with) is...
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17. But do you know what won't leave you flaming?
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18. If you find yourself with a lot of excess cabbage, we suggest you do not send it to _____ as I can't imagine they'd have that much use for it.
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19. But you know who did take care of you, when you were in trouble the one time?
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20. You know what won't give you botulism?
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21. Because you know what's not just roasted and boiled?
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22. Do you know what doesn't have the texture of Idaho mashed potatoes?
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23. I'm trying not to get too excited. But I know what you do get excited for
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24. Something we were not disappointed in this week though... Cause we're never disappointed with them...
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25. You know what else is edible and isn't bad?
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26. You know what you'll be completely absorbed in?
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27. But, you know what isn't bland?
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28. Should you be trapped in the Rift Valley a hundred thousand years ago with only a broken chair to defend yourself, this would be an excellent time to have some _____ **product** with you.
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29. Do you know what is not heat-stabilized but has a very stable heat?
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30. If you want something that will not leave you tasting vaguely of whole wheat and blandness and perhaps a little bit of artichoke: _____ – never tastes of artichoke. As far as I know.
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31. You know what else is a service you can pay for and not have to do yourself?
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32. Do you know what will rock your world?
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33. You know what will provide you an orgasm per meal?
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34. After you're done looking up and correcting us on our story, I would like you to please visit someone who has a lot more accuracy. And that is...
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35. And you know what else is authentic and representative of the genre?
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36. Do you know what is not a big middle finger?
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37. But you know what shouldn't sit for an extra minute?
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38. You know who doesn't have a foreskin made of dough?
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39. You know who else will take you to a fabulous place to birdwatch? At least me, I don't know about you.
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40. You know who doesn't smell like death and fish food?
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41. Do you know what does not require latex gloves? And will not treat you like a cow?
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42. I'm going to put the croquettes here, soft though they may be. And sit down and talk to you about something that is not soft, and that is...
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43. You know what won't come across like something that fell out of a civet cat's ass?
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44. You know who doesn't give you cheap cheese?
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45. Do you know what else is invincible?
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46. You know who else won't let you drink and Dremel?
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47. Do you know what is not too sweet and weird for you?
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48. You know what will not disrespect your ancient, revered, and honorable and beautiful religion?
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49. Do you know what's all night and day for you?
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50. You know what will not yell at you?
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51. But you know what won't make you sad?
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52. You know what else is full of good chunks?
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53. You know what won't raise your bad cholesterol?
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54. Do you know who you'll have a very positive personal experience with though?
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55. Do you know what will not send you home with a week's worth of leftovers?
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56. Oh yeah, this is pressed ham baby. You know what's missing?
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57. You know what won't ask you to watch its children while it goes out and makes a drug deal?
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58. The dark Lutheran. That life is just one grim casserole after another. Thinking of things that aren't grim...
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59. Can you tell me what is not a paper towel stuffed with cheese?
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60. Do you know what isn't sort of lumpy?
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61. You know what is not completely overwhelming?
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62. Do you know what else is dead simple?
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63. Do you know who might bring us kale chips?
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64. It lacks something... something that would make me care about it. Do you know what I do care about?
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65. Do you know what will keep your data safe from the mallard ducks?
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66. While I'm getting into the Artisan Toasted Coconut chips, do you know what doesn't toast in a bag?
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67. However, you know what else does not require utensils?
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68. Do you know what does not taste like parm?
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69. And you know what you can get a whole lot more of, with the price you're paying?
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70. But you know what else has epic runs of things that are drinkable?
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71. You know what won't want to make you give your children?
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72. You know what has never eaten a baby?
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73. You know what will put pâté on your pasta chips?
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74. You know what will not de-Boyardee something?
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75. Do you who else is currently driving cases of things to the Post Office?
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76. I like to think I have a perfectly respectable sex life but I am also opposed to pants. And yet I'm wearing them. I don't know internet, life is complicated. You know what isn't complicated?
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77. You know who won't steal your empanada snacks?
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78. You know what doesn't need ranch dip?
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79. So, do know what we do not think is awful at any point in time?
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80. You know what everyone else can enjoy in their own way?
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81. Do you know what is not forbidden by Jewish dietary law?
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82. You know what won't slap you and say insulting things about your mother?
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83. You know what will not provide you a grim experience?

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84. Do you know what might have icthyosaurs roaming in the mist?
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85. You know what else doesn't have a correlation with lesbianism and abortions?
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86. Do you know what won't contain any corn syrup?
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87. Do you know who doesn't need to shave their legs?
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88. Do you know who does not give you 25ml of alcohol?
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89. Do you know what will not get extra crunchy?
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90. Do you know what is not dirt cheap but is perfectly affordable and really good for you?
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91. You know what won't cause you to choke on a pretzel? Or wiggle on the way down?
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92. You know what won't kill you eventually?
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93. Do you know what won't burn the taste buds right out of your mouth?
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94. You know what I can touch?
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95. So do you know what won't taste like brown rice?
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96. You know what you can say a lot about?
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97. Do you know what doesn't have weird lidless eyes mostly at the bottom?
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98. You know what else provides lubricant?
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99. You know what won't wish for your zombie-fueled death?
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100. Do you know what does not contain six snackable wedges?
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101. Speaking of simple and sophisticated, let me talk to you about our sponsor...
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102. You know what else won't increase your risk of heart disease?
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103. You know what is genuine though?
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104. But you know what isn't vile?
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105. You know what you won't wonder about though?
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106. But you know what won't give you herpes?
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107. Do you know what makes you stand there and say I do not have enough of?
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108. You know what else fights crime?
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109. You know what won't fill you with tadpole babies?

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110. Do you know what will not give you mixed reviews?
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111. Speaking of other things that stick to their principles:
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112. Some place you cannot get purple glitter Jesus by the way, as far as we know, although they might make it for you is...
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113. Meanwhile, speaking of things that will not leave you feeling like you have wasted your money, _____. Purveyors of **product** and doesn't sneak up on you like a glass of eggnog poured into your wine glass
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114. _____: More thrilling than a hot piece of steak.
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115. You know what there is for both vegans and not vegans?
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116. Do you know what does not leave a lot to be desired?
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117. You know who does pay us to mention the brand name every time?
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118. You know who isn't ass at preparing things?
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119. You know what isn't made of leftover pasta?
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120. You know what Kevin won't eat?
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121. Do you know who isn't an alien?
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122. You know who won't necessarily dip you in cheese and chipotle sauce?
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123. Do you know where you will not get just leftovers?
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124. You know what's better than freeze-dried salmon?
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125. I was trying to come up with a good segue to _____ and I don't have one.
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126. Thinking of things that won't kill you, our friends at _____ will not kill you.
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127. Speaking of things that won't leave you feeling tainted:
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128. Oh god the whole room stinks of squid. I wish I didn't have to say that so often in my life. One thing that won't stink of squid, as it happens, is...
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129. You know who else won't judge you?
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130. You know what won't be too seaweedy for you?
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131. You know what you don't have to nuke for one minute per side?
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132. Do you know what you won't see on 'Unwrapped' though?
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133. Pray for us internet we have crossed the line. You know what else you can cross?
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134. You know what'll blow your mind?
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135. Do you know what you don't have to stir constantly?
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136. Thinking of things that aren't terrifying I should mention by the way our sponsor...
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137. Speaking of people who give you more than you asked for...
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138. Something that is not tragically crushed is...
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139. You know what typically doesn't need extra instructions to get right?
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140. However, to recharge your soul, you should get your **product** from...
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141. Now I know how the Car Talk guys feel during pledge week while they're trying to tell people to support NPR.
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142. As far as I know they have also never blown up parliament.
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143. They are as good for **product** as spreading goose pate on a dog treat is for a dog.
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144. There is no god. However, if you need a god-like **product**, you talk to...
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145. Do you know what has a really good crust and a really good assembly?
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146. You know what wouldn't suck the moisture out of your tomatoes?
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147. You know what won't make you violently ill, feverish, and full of chills?
Submit
148. You know where else you get a lot more bang for your buck?
Submit
149. You know what else, will not, contain red bell peppers?
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150. But you know what isn't big, and doesn't suck?
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151. You know what won't contain MSG?
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152. Do you know what will not ruin your palette?
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153. We have no idea how _____ will end. I assume when all the founders have died at a great age on piles of money surrounded by adoring loved ones. That's sort of how I hope it will end. Probably how they hope it will end too.
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154. You know what else is better than SpongeBob or Scooby-Doo Kraft Mac & Cheese?
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155. So, you know what's awesome in a thunderstorm though?
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156. You know what's unnatural in a good way?
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157. Speaking of things that normal mortals can't live up to, tell us about...
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158. So you know what does not reek like an elemental pot plant?
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159. You know what you won't want to punch in the face?
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160. You know what won't make you sad?
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161. Do you know what you will not block out of your memory?
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162. Do you know what texture is not distressing?
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163. I should mention, by the way, that this podcast is also brought to you by our friends at _____. Which do not taste or smell like durian.
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164. You know what won't give raccoons gas?
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165. You know what you should keep in the house?
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166. Anyway, before we do this, do you know what is not freely given but in a good way?
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167. You know what won't cut you?
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168. You know what won't make you feel like a termite?
Submit
169. Do you know what you do not need to be afraid to ask about?
Submit
170. So you know where you won't find visually unappealing things?
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171. Do you know what doesn't need ten?
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172. You know what won't try to sell you overpriced Kobe beef?
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173. You know what you shouldn't send off to your children with a clear conscience unless you verify exactly what is you're sending off to them first?
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174. You know what doesn't taste of red peppers?
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175. Do you know who's not a shithead?
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176. Do you know what does have English writing on it and will tell you what it is?
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177. Meanwhile, speaking of culinary masochism, you know what won't offend your taste buds?
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178. You know what you don't have to add spicy hot too?
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179. You know what you should seek out?
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180. You know what you won't regret?
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181. While you eat that you know who won't do dick-ish things with your data? Or your giraffe?
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182. You know who else prefers not to work in the medium poop?
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Thinking of plastic covers that have been carved and things of that...
You know who doesn't make healthy green sludge?
People who don't fuck with things are...
Something you do want to be tame, and stable, and very very...
So, speaking of things that will not fill you with shame or regret
The Death's Door Gin was a gift to us from our fine friends at _____...
I only know about their awesomeness in a vague, general way. As far...
Something else that's hot is lots and lots of the**product** available...
Speaking of things you won't have to swear about and will not send you...
_____ does not leave you with the taste of pectin and despair.
The blueberry milk candy is still weirding me out. You know what won't...
Something that will anyway not leave a heavy aftertaste and will cut...
You know what won't leave you in the mood for a burrito?
You know what isn't weird-ass?
You know what won't attack you and eat your head? _____. As far as I...
Something else you don't have to go around two or three times with...
But do you know what won't leave you flaming?
If you find yourself with a lot of excess cabbage, we suggest you do...
But you know who did take care of you, when you were in trouble the...
You know what won't give you botulism?
Because you know what's not just roasted and boiled?
Do you know what doesn't have the texture of Idaho mashed potatoes?
I'm trying not to get too excited. But I know what you do get excited...
Something we were not disappointed in this week though... Cause we're...
You know what else is edible and isn't bad?
You know what you'll be completely absorbed in?
But, you know what isn't bland?
Should you be trapped in the Rift Valley a hundred thousand years ago...
Do you know what is not heat-stabilized but has a very stable heat?
If you want something that will not leave you tasting vaguely of whole...
You know what else is a service you can pay for and not have to do...
Do you know what will rock your world?
You know what will provide you an orgasm per meal?
After you're done looking up and correcting us on our story, I would...
And you know what else is authentic and representative of the genre?
Do you know what is not a big middle finger?
But you know what shouldn't sit for an extra minute?
You know who doesn't have a foreskin made of dough?
You know who else will take you to a fabulous place to birdwatch? At...
You know who doesn't smell like death and fish food?
Do you know what does not require latex gloves? And will not treat you...
I'm going to put the croquettes here, soft though they may be. And...
You know what won't come across like something that fell out of a...
You know who doesn't give you cheap cheese?
Do you know what else is invincible?
You know who else won't let you drink and Dremel?
Do you know what is not too sweet and weird for you?
You know what will not disrespect your ancient, revered, and honorable...
Do you know what's all night and day for you?
You know what will not yell at you?
But you know what won't make you sad?
You know what else is full of good chunks?
You know what won't raise your bad cholesterol?
Do you know who you'll have a very positive personal experience with...
Do you know what will not send you home with a week's worth of...
Oh yeah, this is pressed ham baby. You know what's missing?
You know what won't ask you to watch its children while it goes out...
The dark Lutheran. That life is just one grim casserole after another....
Can you tell me what is not a paper towel stuffed with cheese?
Do you know what isn't sort of lumpy?
You know what is not completely overwhelming?
Do you know what else is dead simple?
Do you know who might bring us kale chips?
It lacks something... something that would make me care about it. Do...
Do you know what will keep your data safe from the mallard ducks?
While I'm getting into the Artisan Toasted Coconut chips, do you know...
However, you know what else does not require utensils?
Do you know what does not taste like parm?
And you know what you can get a whole lot more of, with the price...
But you know what else has epic runs of things that are drinkable?
You know what won't want to make you give your children?
You know what has never eaten a baby?
You know what will put pâté on your pasta chips?
You know what will not de-Boyardee something?
Do you who else is currently driving cases of things to the Post...
I like to think I have a perfectly respectable sex life but I am also...
You know who won't steal your empanada snacks?
You know what doesn't need ranch dip?
So, do know what we do not think is awful at any point in time?
You know what everyone else can enjoy in their own way?
Do you know what is not forbidden by Jewish dietary law?
You know what won't slap you and say insulting things about your...
You know what will not provide you a grim experience?
Do you know what might have icthyosaurs roaming in the mist?
You know what else doesn't have a correlation with lesbianism and...
Do you know what won't contain any corn syrup?
Do you know who doesn't need to shave their legs?
Do you know who does not give you 25ml of alcohol?
Do you know what will not get extra crunchy?
Do you know what is not dirt cheap but is perfectly affordable and...
You know what won't cause you to choke on a pretzel? Or wiggle on the...
You know what won't kill you eventually?
Do you know what won't burn the taste buds right out of your mouth?
You know what I can touch?
So do you know what won't taste like brown rice?
You know what you can say a lot about?
Do you know what doesn't have weird lidless eyes mostly at the bottom?
You know what else provides lubricant?
You know what won't wish for your zombie-fueled death?
Do you know what does not contain six snackable wedges?
Speaking of simple and sophisticated, let me talk to you about our...
You know what else won't increase your risk of heart disease?
You know what is genuine though?
But you know what isn't vile?
You know what you won't wonder about though?
But you know what won't give you herpes?
Do you know what makes you stand there and say I do not have enough...
You know what else fights crime?
You know what won't fill you with tadpole babies?
Do you know what will not give you mixed reviews?
Speaking of other things that stick to their principles:
Some place you cannot get purple glitter Jesus by the way, as far as...
Meanwhile, speaking of things that will not leave you feeling like you...
_____: More thrilling than a hot piece of steak.
You know what there is for both vegans and not vegans?
Do you know what does not leave a lot to be desired?
You know who does pay us to mention the brand name every time?
You know who isn't ass at preparing things?
You know what isn't made of leftover pasta?
You know what Kevin won't eat?
Do you know who isn't an alien?
You know who won't necessarily dip you in cheese and chipotle sauce?
Do you know where you will not get just leftovers?
You know what's better than freeze-dried salmon?
I was trying to come up with a good segue to _____ and I don't have...
Thinking of things that won't kill you, our friends at _____ will not...
Speaking of things that won't leave you feeling tainted:
Oh god the whole room stinks of squid. I wish I didn't have to say...
You know who else won't judge you?
You know what won't be too seaweedy for you?
You know what you don't have to nuke for one minute per side?
Do you know what you won't see on 'Unwrapped' though?
Pray for us internet we have crossed the line. You know what else you...
You know what'll blow your mind?
Do you know what you don't have to stir constantly?
Thinking of things that aren't terrifying I should mention by the way...
Speaking of people who give you more than you asked for...
Something that is not tragically crushed is...
You know what typically doesn't need extra instructions to get right?
However, to recharge your soul, you should get your **product**...
Now I know how the Car Talk guys feel during pledge week while they're...
As far as I know they have also never blown up parliament.
They are as good for **product** as spreading goose pate on a dog...
There is no god. However, if you need a god-like **product**, you talk...
Do you know what has a really good crust and a really good assembly?
You know what wouldn't suck the moisture out of your tomatoes?
You know what won't make you violently ill, feverish, and full of...
You know where else you get a lot more bang for your buck?
You know what else, will not, contain red bell peppers?
But you know what isn't big, and doesn't suck?
You know what won't contain MSG?
Do you know what will not ruin your palette?
We have no idea how _____ will end. I assume when all the founders...
You know what else is better than SpongeBob or Scooby-Doo Kraft Mac &...
So, you know what's awesome in a thunderstorm though?
You know what's unnatural in a good way?
Speaking of things that normal mortals can't live up to, tell us...
So you know what does not reek like an elemental pot plant?
You know what you won't want to punch in the face?
You know what won't make you sad?
Do you know what you will not block out of your memory?
Do you know what texture is not distressing?
I should mention, by the way, that this podcast is also brought to you...
You know what won't give raccoons gas?
You know what you should keep in the house?
Anyway, before we do this, do you know what is not freely given but in...
You know what won't cut you?
You know what won't make you feel like a termite?
Do you know what you do not need to be afraid to ask about?
So you know where you won't find visually unappealing things?
Do you know what doesn't need ten?
You know what won't try to sell you overpriced Kobe beef?
You know what you shouldn't send off to your children with a clear...
You know what doesn't taste of red peppers?
Do you know who's not a shithead?
Do you know what does have English writing on it and will tell you...
Meanwhile, speaking of culinary masochism, you know what won't offend...
You know what you don't have to add spicy hot too?
You know what you should seek out?
You know what you won't regret?
While you eat that you know who won't do dick-ish things with your...
You know who else prefers not to work in the medium poop?
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