If you put a drop of liquor on a scorpion, it will go mad and sting itself to death
Without water, a rat can last longer than a camel
Chicken nuggets in fast food places are less than 30% real chicken meat
The glue on Israeli postage is certified kosher
Rats urinating on the copier
People photocopying wet paper
Children and Sugar
People photocopying their buttocks
Open a chain of gourmet fast food restaurant
Have roadside picnic tables
Burn leather as a revolutionary power source
Peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth
Spider excrement in your food
"Space is disease and danger wrapped in darkness and silence"
"I'm a doctor, not a bricklayer"
"Beam me up, Scotty"
"Live long and prosper"
It is illegal to use noise canceling headphones on a train
It is illegal to buy apples for under $1 a pound
It is illegal to sleep with a teddy bear made of styrofoam
It is illegal to eat oranges while bathing
It is illegal to wear a swimsuit in the winter
It is illegal for a cow to moo within 300km of a private home
It is illegal to eat snow
It is illegal to assault people with a toilet
Doctors give people who have signed up for organ donation worse treatment in hopes that they can use the organs to save other lives.
12 newborn babies are given to the wrong parents every day
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190 calories an hour