The Noob Pwnage Quiz

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The Noob Pwnage Quiz

This is the official Noob Pwnage Quiz. Post your score on the Wall of The Noob Pwners Group.


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    A fat nerd drops all of his books and stuff on the ground while eating strawberry pie off of his stomach, which is wrapped in a napkin. What do you do?
    • A. 

      Steal his pie and eat it.

    • B. 

      Leave & Ignore.

    • C. 

      Help him pick up his stuff, then knock it down again.

    • D. 

      Throw his books at him.

  • 2. 
    Awesomeness is...
    • A. 

      Coolness

    • B. 

      Nothing. Absolutely meaningless.

    • C. 

      Strutting through the hallways while waving at girls.

    • D. 

      GAY

  • 3. 
    You have made a homemade flamethrower, but you only have 10 oz. of gasoline. What do you do?
    • A. 

      Burn your neighbor's house down.

    • B. 

      Burn your own house down.

    • C. 

      Create a bonfire.

    • D. 

      Stand in the middle of the road while mindlessly setting incoming cars on fire.

  • 4. 
    Pwnage is...
    • A. 

      Defeating noobs.

    • B. 

      Defeating someone at something.

    • C. 

      "Get outta my way or you die fool!"

    • D. 

      Defeating someone in the most unnecessary way.

  • 5. 
    X=?
    • A. 

      ?=Me

    • B. 

      ?=Noob

    • C. 

      ?=69 (Awww yeeeaaahh)

    • D. 

      ?=???

  • 6. 
    Insult & Comeback:You're gay!
    • A. 

      Shut up, fag!

    • B. 

      Yeah well, I heard that you got boned by a boy.

    • C. 

      *leave & walk away*

    • D. 

      Well, you're gay!

  • 7. 
    ______________ are people that don't have the skill to win at anything.
  • 8. 
    ______________ is a word that Runescapers use to potentially own someone so bad that they have to take a very large poop.
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