The Noob Pwnage Quiz

8 Questions | By Mrbigman2 | Updated: Mar 21, 2022 | Attempts: 311

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This is the official Noob Pwnage Quiz. Post your score on the Wall of The Noob Pwners Group.

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1.

A fat nerd drops all of his books and stuff on the ground while eating strawberry pie off of his stomach, which is wrapped in a napkin. What do you do?
- A.
  
  Steal his pie and eat it.
- B.
  
  Leave & Ignore.
- C.
  
  Help him pick up his stuff, then knock it down again.
- D.
  
  Throw his books at him.
2.

Awesomeness is...
- A.
  
  Coolness
- B.
  
  Nothing. Absolutely meaningless.
- C.
  
  Strutting through the hallways while waving at girls.
- D.
  
  GAY
3.

You have made a homemade flamethrower, but you only have 10 oz. of gasoline. What do you do?
- A.
  
  Burn your neighbor's house down.
- B.
  
  Burn your own house down.
- C.
  
  Create a bonfire.
- D.
  
  Stand in the middle of the road while mindlessly setting incoming cars on fire.
4.

Pwnage is...
- A.
  
  Defeating noobs.
- B.
  
  Defeating someone at something.
- C.
  
  "Get outta my way or you die fool!"
- D.
  
  Defeating someone in the most unnecessary way.
5.

X=?
- A.
  
  ?=Me
- B.
  
  ?=Noob
- C.
  
  ?=69 (Awww yeeeaaahh)
- D.
  
  ?=???
6.

Insult & Comeback:You're gay!
- A.
  
  Shut up, fag!
- B.
  
  Yeah well, I heard that you got boned by a boy.
- C.
  
  *leave & walk away*
- D.
  
  Well, you're gay!
7.

______________ are people that don't have the skill to win at anything.
8.

______________ is a word that Runescapers use to potentially own someone so bad that they have to take a very large poop.

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