What Starwood Employee Are You!?!?!?

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Employee Quizzes & Trivia

Are you you? ? Or someone else? !


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    A table of 12 comes in 10 minutes until close. What do you do?
    • A. 

      Put on a happy face and march your butt over to grab their drink order.

    • B. 

      Throw a small tantrum, flail your arms, and eventually make your way over to the table.

    • C. 

      Tell them that you started drinking hours ago, so there's no way you can take another table right now. But, they're welcome to go to the Speakeasy!

    • D. 

      Concentrate at the task at hand, and jump right in.

    • E. 

      Leave out the back door.

  • 2. 
    Your customer doesn't like his steak. What do you do?
    • A. 

      Apologize and act friendly, then call him a jackass as your throwing his plate on the dishwasher table.

    • B. 

      Ask him how he can deny a Prime Angus cut of meat like that

    • C. 

      Look at him funny, then run away.

    • D. 

      Take his plate away, ask him if he would like anything else, then tell him about the time you ate a bad steak.

    • E. 

      Apologize, take his plate, and go right to the computer to take it off.

    • F. 

      Tell him to f*ck himself and go to Shad's

    • G. 

      Say something like, "well you ate half of it already. Here, I'll give you some dessert"

  • 3. 
    What is Macallen? 
    • A. 

      Scotch Scotchy Scotch Scotch

    • B. 

      Well, it's a single malt whiskey, made in the highlands of Scotland.

    • C. 

      Um I think it's a vodka? I don't know let me ask the bartender.

    • D. 

      Well I know it's an alcohol!!

    • E. 

      F*ckin gross

    • F. 

      It's no Johnny Walker, but if it does the job, gimmie

  • 4. 
    You gave last call a half hour ago, but your last customers still won't leave. What do you do?
    • A. 

      Lock the door, pour yourself a drink and get to know them.

    • B. 

      Stand awkwardly close to them until they get weirded out and leave.

    • C. 

      Talk silently about them to your coworkers

    • D. 

      Talk loudly about them to your coworkers

    • E. 

      Say something like, "well these two really know how to drink"!

    • F. 

      Turn the music up and start dancing

  • 5. 
    Your table just left you a $100 tip! What do you do???
    • A. 

      Run around and tell anyone who will listen

    • B. 

      Keep it to yourself. Those bitches don't need to know what I make!

    • C. 

      Give a few dollars to whoever helped out with the table.

    • D. 

      Stuff it in your bra and run away.

    • E. 

      Spend it at the bar before the night's over

  • 6. 
    The Vulcan guys come in. What's your reaction?
    • A. 

      Cory!!!!

    • B. 

      Matt!!

    • C. 

      You're not eating here today!

    • D. 

      My best friends!!!

    • E. 

      Joe's tongue!

    • F. 

      Band of misfits.

  • 7. 
    Why do you love your job?
    • A. 

      It gives me sense of purpose, and I totally love it.

    • B. 

      It gives me a chance to get out of the house and meet new people.

    • C. 

      It's something to do.

    • D. 

      Scotch Scotchy Scotch Scotch

    • E. 

      So I can get away from my kids.

    • F. 

      I have no choice

  • 8. 
    Choose a catch phrase:
    • A. 

      "Uh, sweetheart..."

    • B. 

      "Scotch Scotchy Scotch Scotch"

    • C. 

      "Oh my God PSHT"

    • D. 

      "I'm not even black"

    • E. 

      "My heels are at least 8 inches high"

    • F. 

      "Hahahaha!!! Bartending is fun!!"

    • G. 

      "Get the f*ck out of my kitchen"

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