What Starwood Employee Are You!?!?!?

8 Questions | By Speasy_Sleazeys | Updated: Mar 21, 2022 | Attempts: 123

Are you you? ? Or someone else? !

You May Get

Scott Barbour

Strong and intimidating, yet easily amused! You have a passion for doing a good job, regardless of how long it takes. You know that there's a light at the end of the tunnel, though! But if someone takes your loaf of bread one more time...

Toni Lynn Ross

YOU ARE SUCH A SWEETHEART!!! To your tables, at least. You're a customer favorite, and a force to be reckoned with! You can put a smile on your face in the heat of pressure, but you don't hesitate to release your frustration the moment you step into the kitchen. Your coworkers love you, but they know not to get on your bad side.

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Questions and Answers

1.

A table of 12 comes in 10 minutes until close. What do you do?
- A.
  
  Put on a happy face and march your butt over to grab their drink order.
- B.
  
  Throw a small tantrum, flail your arms, and eventually make your way over to the table.
- C.
  
  Tell them that you started drinking hours ago, so there's no way you can take another table right now. But, they're welcome to go to the Speakeasy!
- D.
  
  Concentrate at the task at hand, and jump right in.
- E.
  
  Leave out the back door.
2.

Your customer doesn't like his steak. What do you do?
- A.
  
  Apologize and act friendly, then call him a jackass as your throwing his plate on the dishwasher table.
- B.
  
  Ask him how he can deny a Prime Angus cut of meat like that
- C.
  
  Look at him funny, then run away.
- D.
  
  Take his plate away, ask him if he would like anything else, then tell him about the time you ate a bad steak.
- E.
  
  Apologize, take his plate, and go right to the computer to take it off.
- F.
  
  Tell him to f*ck himself and go to Shad's
- G.
  
  Say something like, "well you ate half of it already. Here, I'll give you some dessert"
3.

What is Macallen?
- A.
  
  Scotch Scotchy Scotch Scotch
- B.
  
  Well, it's a single malt whiskey, made in the highlands of Scotland.
- C.
  
  Um I think it's a vodka? I don't know let me ask the bartender.
- D.
  
  Well I know it's an alcohol!!
- E.
  
  F*ckin gross
- F.
  
  It's no Johnny Walker, but if it does the job, gimmie
4.

You gave last call a half hour ago, but your last customers still won't leave. What do you do?
- A.
  
  Lock the door, pour yourself a drink and get to know them.
- B.
  
  Stand awkwardly close to them until they get weirded out and leave.
- C.
  
  Talk silently about them to your coworkers
- D.
  
  Talk loudly about them to your coworkers
- E.
  
  Say something like, "well these two really know how to drink"!
- F.
  
  Turn the music up and start dancing
5.

Your table just left you a $100 tip! What do you do???
- A.
  
  Run around and tell anyone who will listen
- B.
  
  Keep it to yourself. Those bitches don't need to know what I make!
- C.
  
  Give a few dollars to whoever helped out with the table.
- D.
  
  Stuff it in your bra and run away.
- E.
  
  Spend it at the bar before the night's over
6.

The Vulcan guys come in. What's your reaction?
- A.
  
  Cory!!!!
- B.
  
  Matt!!
- C.
  
  You're not eating here today!
- D.
  
  My best friends!!!
- E.
  
  Joe's tongue!
- F.
  
  Band of misfits.
7.

Why do you love your job?
- A.
  
  It gives me sense of purpose, and I totally love it.
- B.
  
  It gives me a chance to get out of the house and meet new people.
- C.
  
  It's something to do.
- D.
  
  Scotch Scotchy Scotch Scotch
- E.
  
  So I can get away from my kids.
- F.
  
  I have no choice
8.

Choose a catch phrase:
- A.
  
  "Uh, sweetheart..."
- B.
  
  "Scotch Scotchy Scotch Scotch"
- C.
  
  "Oh my God PSHT"
- D.
  
  "I'm not even black"
- E.
  
  "My heels are at least 8 inches high"
- F.
  
  "Hahahaha!!! Bartending is fun!!"
- G.
  
  "Get the f*ck out of my kitchen"