Are you you? ? Or someone else? !
You May Get
Scott Barbour
Toni Lynn Ross
Put on a happy face and march your butt over to grab their drink order.
Throw a small tantrum, flail your arms, and eventually make your way over to the table.
Tell them that you started drinking hours ago, so there's no way you can take another table right now. But, they're welcome to go to the Speakeasy!
Concentrate at the task at hand, and jump right in.
Leave out the back door.
Apologize and act friendly, then call him a jackass as your throwing his plate on the dishwasher table.
Ask him how he can deny a Prime Angus cut of meat like that
Look at him funny, then run away.
Take his plate away, ask him if he would like anything else, then tell him about the time you ate a bad steak.
Apologize, take his plate, and go right to the computer to take it off.
Tell him to f*ck himself and go to Shad's
Say something like, "well you ate half of it already. Here, I'll give you some dessert"
Scotch Scotchy Scotch Scotch
Well, it's a single malt whiskey, made in the highlands of Scotland.
Um I think it's a vodka? I don't know let me ask the bartender.
Well I know it's an alcohol!!
F*ckin gross
It's no Johnny Walker, but if it does the job, gimmie
Lock the door, pour yourself a drink and get to know them.
Stand awkwardly close to them until they get weirded out and leave.
Talk silently about them to your coworkers
Talk loudly about them to your coworkers
Say something like, "well these two really know how to drink"!
Turn the music up and start dancing
Run around and tell anyone who will listen
Keep it to yourself. Those bitches don't need to know what I make!
Give a few dollars to whoever helped out with the table.
Stuff it in your bra and run away.
Spend it at the bar before the night's over
Cory!!!!
Matt!!
You're not eating here today!
My best friends!!!
Joe's tongue!
Band of misfits.
It gives me sense of purpose, and I totally love it.
It gives me a chance to get out of the house and meet new people.
It's something to do.
Scotch Scotchy Scotch Scotch
So I can get away from my kids.
I have no choice
"Uh, sweetheart..."
"Scotch Scotchy Scotch Scotch"
"Oh my God PSHT"
"I'm not even black"
"My heels are at least 8 inches high"
"Hahahaha!!! Bartending is fun!!"
"Get the f*ck out of my kitchen"
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Here's an interesting quiz for you.