What Minor Shakespearean Character Are You?
We all want to think of ourselves as Hamlet or Beatrice or something, but we can't all be Princes and the like. If you were a minor character in Shakespeare, which one would it be? Take this scientific quiz and find out! (The app asks that you enter your name to take the quiz - but don't worry, it doesn't have to be a real one. )
- 1.When in danger of being taken prisoner or killed, to where do you flee?
- A.
To some bower or, you know, like a place with a bunch of flowers and dew drops and such.
- B.
I don't know where, I just run!
- C.
England
- D.
France
- E.
Wherever a Deus ex Machinas is truly appreciated
- F.
The Tower of London
- 2.When people exclude you from their lives, what is the usual reason?
- A.
They can't remember my name.
- B.
They have forgotten me.
- C.
They find me ridiculous.
- D.
It's so easy to get rid of me.
- E.
They're in a hurry.
- F.
No matter how hard they try, they can't. It's just too hard.
- 3.Do people find you funny?
- A.
Quirky? Yes. Campy? Sure. Funny? Not so much.
- B.
When someone calls me a witch, are they saying I'm funny?
- C.
They want to. Lord do they want to.
- D.
Under no circumstances.
- E.
I'm one of the least funny people in a world full of funny people.
- F.
Oh I hope so.
- 4.What do you think is your purpose in life?
- A.
Comic relief.
- B.
To fill in when important people can't be around.
- C.
Context.
- D.
To serve.
- E.
To show that getting hit with a big stick or club doesn't hurt that much.
- F.
To clean up.
- 5.If you were a plant, what would you be?
- A.
Mustard plant.
- B.
Is halibut a plant?
- C.
Holly and/or ivy.
- D.
Grape vine.
- E.
Larch.
- F.
Instead of answering this question, can I kill you for revenge purposes?
- 6.When people meet you, what is the first thing they notice about you?
- A.
There's usually so much going on around me, they barely notice me at all.
- B.
The color of my clothing.
- C.
That I am a God/Goddess among men.
- D.
That I'm crazy angry.
- E.
That I seem so out of place
- F.
They usually spend a bit of time trying to figure out who I am.
- 7.What are your favorite kinds of stories?
- A.
I like stories that deal with love and the weather.
- B.
Murder mysteries.
- C.
Historical fiction.
- D.
Greek mythology.
- E.
Short stories.
- F.
Mostly deeds and treaties and stuff like that for work. I don't really get to read much for pleasure.
- G.
I can't exactly read.
- H.
Fantasy
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