What Kind Of Squid Are You?

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What Kind Of Squid Are You? - Quiz

Answer some questions and find out what kind of squid you REALLY are -- and don't forget to get your tickets to The Squid Jiggers' St. Patrick's Day weekend shows at the Freeport Theater of Awesome where they will be recording a live album. They want you there, singing along!


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Giant Squid

You are a very large squid. In fact, you are the largest invertabrate on the planet. You have eyes as big as basketballs and you're between 33 and 53 feet long. That's the size of a schoolbus. You have eight arms and two tentacles and are extremely fast and agile in the water. You maneuver your massive carcass with fins that seem too small for your body. You use your funnel as a propulsion system, drawing water into the mantle, or main part of the body, and forcing it out the back. Squirt! You live way down deep in the colder parts of the oceans around places like Norway, Newfoundland and New Zeland. Nobody saw you in your natural habitat before 2004.  You eat medium sized fish and smaller squid. You use your tentacles to hold onto prey and to squeeze it. Then you shred your food with your beak and to swallow it. Your only enemy is the sperm whale.  Click here to find out more about the St. Patrick's Day weekend shows.

Colossal Squid

You are a very large squid.You have a doughnut-shaped brain and your esophagus runs right through it. You are 39-46 feet long but your brain weighs less than half a pound. You have to tear your food into very small pieces with your tentacles so your won't hurt your brain when you swallow. True story. You live thousands of feet below the surface of the ocean between the tip of South Africa and Antarctica. You're not as agressive as peoiple might think. You take a "sit and wait" approach to finding supper and your metabolism is quite slow, so you don't eat much for your size. You have the biggest eyes of anything on the planet. They are something like 12-16 inches across.You have three hearts. Your enemy is the sperm whale. Click here to find out more about the St. Patrick's Day weekend shows.
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Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    What's your favorite song by The Squid Jiggers?
    • A. 

      The Squid Jigging Ground

    • B. 

      Up Jumped the Dancers

    • C. 

      The Stranger

    • D. 

      Come Down Ye Roses

    • E. 

      Ballad of Howard Blackburn

  • 2. 
    Dave's bass looks like a...?
    • A. 

      A canoe paddle

    • B. 

      L.L. Bean Swiss Army Mountain Zither

    • C. 

      A bass designed by Ned Steinberger

    • D. 

      Tom Rowe's old bass

    • E. 

      A bass from the future

  • 3. 
    Troy's guitar is so beautiful I...
    • A. 

      Have to avert my eyes lest I go blind

    • B. 

      Weep with joy

    • C. 

      Pinch myself to make sure I'm not dreaming

    • D. 

      Rush out and get one for myself

    • E. 

      Actually, I prefer Martin guitars

  • 4. 
    Where was the first gig Troy and Dave played together?
    • A. 

      Byrne's Irish Pub

    • B. 

      Bull Feeney's

    • C. 

      RiRa

    • D. 

      Milwaukee Irish Fest

    • E. 

      In their dreams

  • 5. 
    In how many songs on The Squid Jiggers' first album "Greatest Hits" does actually someone die?
    • A. 

      1

    • B. 

      2

    • C. 

      3

    • D. 

      4

    • E. 

      I feel like I'm dying when I listen to the record

  • 6. 
    I would like to buy this many tickets to the St. Paddy's Day weekend shows at the Freeport Theater of Awesome where they'll be recording a live album...
    • A. 

      2

    • B. 

      4

    • C. 

      6

    • D. 

      8

    • E. 

      All of them

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