The Warbound Brotherhood Legion Sorter

20 Questions | Total Attempts: 126

Professor X Quizzes & Trivia

This official Alliance document attempts to reduce complex personalities into semi-quantificable metrics. In other words, this test will allow you to discover which Legion is right for you, under the command of the 117th Division.


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    Which of these statements most closely describes your origins?
    • A. 

      I am of noble birth, and I was raised with plenty. I received a fantastic education and I inherited wealth or lands from my progenitors.

    • B. 

      I was born of low or common blood in my society. I grew up in a world where I did not often have enough food on the table, and suffered as a result. I have learned to hoard what gold I do make in order to survive.

    • C. 

      I was convicted of a serious crime early in my life, but was released from prison after serving a sentence. I am criminally intelligent, and I have often stolen, vandalized, or killed for monetary reward.

    • D. 

      I have always been a member of the military. I've bled for my people and I've faced adversaries and insurmountable odds beyond number.

    • E. 

      I began my education in magic from a young age, and I have excelled in my craft. I've dedicated a considerable amount of my life contributing my time to developing new magical theories and principles.

    • F. 

      Many members of my family were slain during a tragic event in my early life, and I have longed for purpose ever since.

    • G. 

      I hold a common occupation within my home nation, and I am an excellent craftsman. I am often called a master of my profession, and I am respected by local townspeople.

  • 2. 
    Of these professions, which one most closely describes your position right now?
    • A. 

      Local Politician

    • B. 

      Diplomat

    • C. 

      Healer or Medic

    • D. 

      Soldier

    • E. 

      Spy or Double Agent

    • F. 

      Assassin

    • G. 

      Craftsman or Trader

    • H. 

      Tactician

    • I. 

      Thief

    • J. 

      Scholar

    • K. 

      Guardsman or Local Law Enforcement

    • L. 

      Clergy

    • M. 

      Unemployed

  • 3. 
    In general, how would you describe your outlook on life?
    • A. 

      Azeroth is a generally compassionate place, and I believe that the good in people outweighs the bad.

    • B. 

      This world should be governed by those strong enough to rule, because there is no room for failure.

    • C. 

      Azeroth is rife with opportunities for success, and one only needs know where to look to find gold and power.

    • D. 

      I see things that others do not. There are patterns in everything, and the mind must be trained to distinguish what is important from what is not.

    • E. 

      I see a world full of potential sensory experiences, and I will partake in it all regardless of what others think of me.

    • F. 

      I see an unstable world, and with the right amount of force applied at the weakest point, society as a whole will give way and crumble to ashes.

    • G. 

      I see a place where I can raise a family and live my life without disruption.

  • 4. 
    What is your opinion of the Horde?
    • A. 

      Beasts and mongrels, the lot of them. I would loathe to see these savages find any measure of success.

    • B. 

      The societies and cultures of the Horde interest me on a sociological level, and I wish to study them, but I have no particular like or dislike for them.

    • C. 

      I do not hate the Horde, and I wish that peace could be reached between our peoples. Nonetheless, I do not fear war should it come.

    • D. 

      The Horde is not entirely relevant to my day to day life, and I do not pause to think about whether or not I dislike them.

    • E. 

      The Horde is just another target, and since the Alliance tends to pay quite well, I've been loyal to them for some time.

    • F. 

      The Horde has achieved a number of technological marvels, and their people are worthy of praise and recognition, in spite of the fact that our society is at war with them.

    • G. 

      Through science and magic, we can gradually introduce an alchemical solution to curb Horde populations, gradually causing a decline of Horde species into extinction. I urge the Alliance to consider this option.

    • H. 

      The Alliance should release a volley of every superweapon in our arsenal to not only wipe Orgrimmar from the face of the planet, but to leave a crater in which no life may thrive for a thousand years.

    • I. 

      Hate the Horde? I've partaken in tribal mating rituals with Horde races on more than one occasion, but don't tell my superiors.

  • 5. 
    How should the Alliance be governed?
    • A. 

      The Alliance should support the freedom of choice for all individuals, prizing liberty and lessening restrictions on contraband.

    • B. 

      The Alliance should rule Azeroth without compromise, and punish criminals and traitors harshly to set an example for those who would attempt to undermine it in the future.

    • C. 

      Governed? I could give a damn. As long as I'm getting paid, you can rule your fucking country however you'd like.

    • D. 

      The Alliance should be dismantled, but for no other reason than the fact it would entertain me. Rampant murder, rape, and thievery in the streets? Paradise.

    • E. 

      The Alliance must resist the demands of outside forces, but treat citizens kindly and establish a support network for the needy.

    • F. 

      Society's primary function should be to educate the masses. Knowledge prevails over all institutions.

  • 6. 
    A Horde prisoner has been captured, but their guilt is highly negotiable. What would you do if given command over this prisoner?
    • A. 

      I would execute the prisoner on principle. By declaring oneself an enemy of the Alliance, you must expect punishment.

    • B. 

      Because the prisoner's guilt cannot be fully proven, he must be released. There is no reason to needlessly punish those who do not deserve it.

    • C. 

      I will take a considerable amount of time analyzing the prisoner's mind. What is his psychological weakness? How can I exploit these weaknesses and manipulate him into telling the truth?

    • D. 

      I'd make the prisoner give me all of his belongings, because damn, everyone knows I like shiny shit.

    • E. 

      Everybody knows what happens to prisoners in my custody: they get tortured. Some people call it needless, but I call it fun.

    • F. 

      I turn the prisoner over to the relevant authorities for questioning.

  • 7. 
    Which of these war cries would you most likely yell before charging into the thick of it?
    • A. 

      "For the Alliance!"

    • B. 

      "Death to the Horde!"

    • C. 

      War cry? You're fooling yourself if you think I'm gonna be anywhere close enough to Orcs for them to hear me.

    • D. 

      "Last man into the fray is the son of an honorless whore!"

    • E. 

      "Let the women flee! The Brotherhood is here to have some fun."

    • F. 

      "For fame and fortune!"

    • G. 

      "For knowledge!"

    • H. 

      Try to pull a terrifying expression and convince the Horde you're a ruthless maniac, running as your tongue hangs out of your mouth.

  • 8. 
    The Warbound Brotherhood has been tasked with domestic security, and you're in the planning stages of a major drug bust. What is your battle plan?
    • A. 

      Seal all entrances to the building, but toss an internationally-banned poison gas grenade into the main room.

    • B. 

      Burn the building to the ground, with everyone inside.

    • C. 

      Break into the front entrance with a conventional room-clearing strategy, and arrest and lawfully detain each and every involved party for further processing.

    • D. 

      Arrest each criminal and line them up out back, proceeding with a summary execution by beheading each one.

    • E. 

      Convince members of the drug cartel to sell their own people out, and stage an inside job op. Reward the cooperating criminals handsomely for their efforts.

    • F. 

      I used to know these guys! Guess I can sneak a few of their potions down the hatch before the Stormwind Guard arrive. I haven't had a good trip in a long time.

    • G. 

      Arrest the criminals but salvage their alchemical products in order to get a better idea of the drug's composition. Archive the information in Alliance records.

  • 9. 
    In a bar fight, what is your usual strategy?
    • A. 

      Go straight for the balls, then spill this pig shit swill over the top of their head.

    • B. 

      Fight honorably but show no quarter. I'm not opposed to breaking an ankle or an elbow if they refuse to back off.

    • C. 

      I try my best to resolve the conflict peacefully, and maybe even have a beer or two after the fact.

    • D. 

      I generally avoid taverns for this very reason.

    • E. 

      Fuck it. I'll break a bottle and slice their Gods-damned throat right open. Teach them to fuck with me.

  • 10. 
    If you had to pick a weapon to fight with, what would you pick?
    • A. 

      Something reliable; I can't afford to lose a fight to some dishonorable Rogue.

    • B. 

      Something nasty; maybe a poisoned dagger or a shotgun with flechette rounds that'll slice 'em apart like cold cuts.

    • C. 

      A shield or spell that will allow me to defend myself and anyone under my protection.

    • D. 

      My mind, because at the end of the day, no weapon is as powerful as my ability to think my way out of a situation.

    • E. 

      Some gold to bribe someone, or maybe even my body if I'm desperate enough to have sex to avoid a bad situation.

  • 11. 
    If you were offered a position of power in exchange for framing an ally for murder, would you do it?
    • A. 

      Yes, but only if I feel I could escape repercussions.

    • B. 

      No, because my loyalty is unbreakable.

    • C. 

      My friends have been good to me, but an offer such as this would tempt me. I probably couldn't go through with it at the end of the day.

    • D. 

      Yes, but I would manipulate the situation to come to a middle ground of some sort. Perhaps helping my friend escape before being captured.

    • E. 

      Friends, yeah sure. Who needs friends? I'd rather have a position of power than friends any day.

  • 12. 
    What do you feel is your greatest asset?
    • A. 

      My ability to lead and see the weakness in my adversaries.

    • B. 

      My compassion and understanding.

    • C. 

      My knowledge of the criminal underworld and ways to make money.

    • D. 

      My education and academic accomplishments.

    • E. 

      My ability to work outside of the normal parameters of society, regardless of how far I have to walk down the path to hell to do so.

    • F. 

      My experience with the world and all the people in it, and my knowledge of geography and culture.

    • G. 

      My ability as a fighter and soldier.

    • H. 

      While the things I've seen would make most men cry out in fear, I feel they've only made me stronger.

    • I. 

      My unwavering loyalty to the Alliance, even when I have to make what some would call immoral decisions to protect it.

  • 13. 
    What statement best describes the last ten years of your life?
    • A. 

      "I've met so many people with so many stories. I wish I could help them all."

    • B. 

      "I feel more confident than ever in the superiority of our people and our purpose."

    • C. 

      "My sanity has begun to leave me, and I fear the world around me changes as my mind grows more perverse."

    • D. 

      "I've had some damn good times. All the gold I spent was well spent, mostly."

    • E. 

      "I have learned much, and I remember it all vividly. Even though I am not proud of everything I have done, knowledge for the sake of knowledge justified my study."

    • F. 

      "I've lost so much, and I feel empty. I long for purpose and to protect what little I have left."

    • G. 

      "Each battle I grow stronger, and even in the face of darkness I prevail."

    • H. 

      "My hatred for the world grows, and I long to see it burn."

  • 14. 
    What element best describes you?
    • A. 

      Air. I am mutable and open to all possibilities.

    • B. 

      Fire. I am passionate and destroy all in my path.

    • C. 

      Water. I seek to heal the world and bring new life to barren lands.

    • D. 

      Shadow. I am the darkness in the minds of men and the embrace of nightfall.

    • E. 

      Earth. I am strong and inexorable, but I tend to have a difficult time changing my ways.

    • F. 

      Arcane. Knowledge prevails over all.

  • 15. 
    What do you most readily put your faith in?
    • A. 

      Family and friends.

    • B. 

      Vengeance.

    • C. 

      Gold.

    • D. 

      Knowledge.

    • E. 

      Tradition.

    • F. 

      Myself.

    • G. 

      My god, or Religion.

    • H. 

      Goodness and Compassion.

    • I. 

      Common Sense.

  • 16. 
    Which of these is an ideal home?
    • A. 

      A regal manor furnished with the finest wares, wine, and plenty of gold to keep me warm and happy.

    • B. 

      A barracks, where I can be ready to charge into battle at a moment's notice.

    • C. 

      My family's estate, where I can oversee and guard my lands and holdings.

    • D. 

      On the streets of the city, where I can earn a living and stick with what I know.

    • E. 

      In an orphanage or convent, where I can pour my compassion into meaningful ends.

    • F. 

      Among family and friends, where I can mourn the days that pass and die easily and at rest surrounded by those I love.

    • G. 

      In a reclusive archive where I can study my arts.

    • H. 

      In a slum where I can take advantage of others and prey on people without repercussions.

    • I. 

      In a prestigious college where I may teach as a professor.

    • J. 

      In a lawless goblin territory where I can freely do as I will.

  • 17. 
    What do you most often dream of?
    • A. 

      Memories of my loved ones who have long left this world.

    • B. 

      Dreams of peace and prosperity between all people.

    • C. 

      The victory of the Alliance over all enemies.

    • D. 

      I dream of a far grander time where kings ruled over the land like gods, and where the weak were oppressed.

    • E. 

      I dream of finding hidden Titanic knowledge.

    • F. 

      I dream of gold.

    • G. 

      I dream of lust and passionate sex.

    • H. 

      I dream of Azeroth aflame.

    • I. 

      I dream of murder and my dark past.

  • 18. 
    If you were not a member of the Alliance, which faction would you most likely be a part of?
    • A. 

      The Argent Dawn, where I can protect the innocent and battle evil in all forms.

    • B. 

      A guild of thieves, where I can steal freely.

    • C. 

      The Scarlet Crusade, because the guilty must be punished without compromise.

    • D. 

      This question reeks of treason. Glory to the Alliance.

    • E. 

      The Burning Legion, so I could bring endless pain and suffering to my enemies.

    • F. 

      The Defias Brotherhood, because stealing and pillaging is just plain fun.

    • G. 

      The Cenarion Circle, so I could heal the world.

  • 19. 
    In the long term, what goal should the Alliance seek?
    • A. 

      The utter destruction of the Horde, and the domination of the planet.

    • B. 

      Expanded freedoms for everyone, so they may enjoy life's pleasures to the fullest.

    • C. 

      The protection of the innocent, so the weak may be guarded.

    • D. 

      The taxonomization of all knowledge, so it may be efficiently studied.

    • E. 

      I could care less.

    • F. 

      I hope the Alliance crumbles and falls apart, giving way to anarchic society where violence is widespread.

  • 20. 
    What do you believe you can bring to the Warbound Brotherhood?
    • A. 

      Knowledge and tactics.

    • B. 

      Street smarts and money-making strategies.

    • C. 

      Pride and effectiveness on the battlefield.

    • D. 

      Ruthlessness and aggressive policies against the Horde.

    • E. 

      I'll do anything. ANYTHING.

    • F. 

      As long as I'm getting paid, I don't ask questions.

    • G. 

      Compassion and protection of weaker elements.

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