Are You Living In The Right Chicago Neighborhood?

8 Questions | By Chicagoings | Updated: Mar 21, 2022 | Attempts: 8398

Are You Living In The Right Chicago Neighborhood? - Quiz

Considering a move to Chicago? Currently living in Chicago? Take this quiz to find which neighborhood best suits your personality? Your values, hobbies, and even your family configuration all play a part in where you should live. Take the 8 question quiz below to find the Chicago neighborhood that best suits you. If you find this quiz to be worth the 30 seconds of your life it took, please forward it to your friends and enemies via FBK and Twitter. (Image: www. Bestchicagoproperties. Com)

You May Get

Bucktown/Wicker Park

You’re an artist (even if you don’t actually create art yourself) with an idealistic view of the world. The thought of setting up home in an abandoned sausage factory turned studio apartment complex seems adventurous and novel. You need a neighborhood of like-minded hippies *AHEM* hipsters *AHEM* wannabe hipsters with whom to share ideas and attend “How to Look Dirty after a Shower” classes. Oh, and you’re also surrounded by the city’s best shopping and lounge experiences. Hello, Edith Hart and Violet Hour! (image: Joseph Mohan Getty Images)

Gold Coast

Breed and pedigree are adjectives used to describe both your friends and their dogs. Old money is strong money and, Baby, you’re stronger than Cecily. Lake Michigan looks different here than it does on Chicago’s South Side (no, it doesn’t) and that alone is validating to the upper crust. No one ever saw her but it’s said that Oprah once lived here. Again, no one ever saw her. Ever. A quick trip to Oak Street means Hermes, Versace, Gucci, and, of course, Louis Vuitton swag. For you, though, it’s like walking down an aisle at Walmart. (image: www.inetours.com)

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Questions and Answers

1.

An early wake up time means what to you?
- A.
  
  5 a.m. Getting an early start on that big project means impressing my boss.
- B.
  
  Work? Ew.
- C.
  
  Noon. Honestly, any time before dusk is what I pretty much consider “early”.
- D.
  
  D. 8:30 a.m. Living steps away from my desk has its perks.
- E.
  
  10 p.m. Third shift isn’t easy but you do what you have to. Amiright?
- F.
  
  Alarm clocks are for Lames. I get up when I have to pee.
- G.
  
  Any time before sunset is too early.
2.

In your opinion, an ideal first date would be:
- A.
  
  Reservations at a place with no sign, no menu, and where bottle service is a requirement for a seat.
- B.
  
  Anywhere that has at least 5 flat screens and 15 beers on tap.
- C.
  
  At a nice out-of-the-way lounge with live music and barbeque.
- D.
  
  Dinner at that new restaurant you read about in the Trib.
- E.
  
  A quick lunch date. You’ve got no time for dinner with this deadline hanging over your head!
- F.
  
  A long walk in the park and maybe a quick divvy bike ride by the lake.
- G.
  
  Attending your favorite artist’s first big showcase at a local coffee house.
3.

Where do you buy an outfit for said date?
- A.
  
  Edith Hart
- B.
  
  Macy's
- C.
  
  Some vintage shop
- D.
  
  From a local indie designer (e.g. Archer Townsend, SWABY, Anna Hovet)
- E.
  
  I'm wearing whatever I woke up in from question #1
- F.
  
  If I have to buy a new outfit, this isn't the person for me
- G.
  
  Gucci, of course!
4.

No matter how hard you try, you can never say no to…
- A.
  
  Louboutins
- B.
  
  Fresh, hot, right out of the oven baked goodies
- C.
  
  Another round, on the house!
- D.
  
  Purchasing a work of art you love and can (or can't) afford
- E.
  
  All you can eat bbq ribs
- F.
  
  A potential sugar daddy’s offer for another cocktail
- G.
  
  One more hour of sleep
5.

Where did you first meet your closest friend?
- A.
  
  Through mutual friends.
- B.
  
  At a basement poetry set
- C.
  
  In grade school
- D.
  
  At home. We're siblings.
- E.
  
  In college
- F.
  
  Facebook
- G.
  
  Work
6.

In one word, how would you describe your personal style?
- A.
  
  Expensive
- B.
  
  Vintage
- C.
  
  Eclectic
- D.
  
  Vagrant
- E.
  
  Trendy
- F.
  
  Practical
- G.
  
  Professional
7.

How many children, in your opinion, are perfect for a family?
- A.
  
  Kids? Ew.
- B.
  
  2.5, the American average
- C.
  
  1, the accident baby
- D.
  
  Zero. I have no time for children.
- E.
  
  The more the merrier. I love large families!
- F.
  
  Having children never crosses my mind.
- G.
  
  4. A drummer, two guitarists, and a vocalist.
8.

Which is your favorite fourth meal?
- A.
  
  Gyros
- B.
  
  Maxwell Street Polishes
- C.
  
  Cupcakes
- D.
  
  Caribbean Jerk Wings
- E.
  
  Tacos
- F.
  
  Popcorn from Garrett's
- G.
  
  Sushi