Tell them to calm down and think it through
It's your life, but after you die, can I have your stuff?
"I'll do it if you do it"
Give them reasons not to take their life
Go over to their house as fast as you can to stop them
What does this have to do with anything?
Eating senselessly and enjoying every second of it
Out on the town
Spending time with my friends and family
Got my nose in a book
Doing the dishes and laundry
Relaxing and enjoying life
Tackle them head on
Problems? My life is perfect!
Sit back with a bag of popcorn
Solve them with a lot of deep thinking and analytical brain-power stuff
Crawl in a hole
Do your best to resolve them even if it means getting your hands dirty
Who cares? I'm above all that.
I'm going to find whoever started the rumors and make them regret it.
Walk with your chin up, but feel horrible inside.
Well, no wonder they're talking about me. I'm so wonderful!
Turn the other cheek.
Tell him to get a life
Buy him a meal instead
Feel bad for him, but keep walking
Spit on him
Dig out your loose change and give it to him
Minister to him
Sparkling convertible to impress the boys/girls
Beat up old clunker. Hey, it was only 500 bucks.
A modest car that fits my needs
Anything with good gas mileage
A Mercedes I stole from some old lady.
Anything relaxing and gentle
Loud, hip hop/rap music
Anything that's on the radio.