Which Character Would You Be In Slaughterhouse Five?
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- 1.
You get abducted by Aliens named Traflamadorians, what's your first question?
- A.
Why me?
- B.
Where are my boots?
- C.
You one of my boys?
- D.
Where did you get a crazy name like "Traflamadore"
- E.
I am one of the Aliens.
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- 2.
What is your strongest characteristic ?
- A.
My seriousness
- B.
My ability to see the big picture
- C.
My aggression
- D.
My positivity
- E.
My perceived craziness
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- 3.
Which Kurt Vonnegut quote do you relate to best?
- A.
"Enjoy little things in life. For one day you'll look back and realize they were the big things. "
- B.
"We are here on Earth to fart around, don't let anyone tell you different."
- C.
"Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I, myself, prefer to laugh because there is less cleaning up to do afterwards."
- D.
"If you really want to hurt your parents, and you don't have the nerve to be gay, the least you could do is go into the arts."
- E.
"All men are jerks, all women are psychotic."
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- 4.
Pick a Color
- A.
Light Green
- B.
Brown Black
- C.
Bright Green
- D.
Pink
- E.
Ornage
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- 5.
What's the best apart of America's History?
- A.
The Wars
- B.
The Women's movement
- C.
The Barbequing
- D.
Anything BUT the war
- E.
I don't know anything about American history
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- 6.
You're catch phrase would be:
- A.
"So it goes."
- B.
"There is no such planet as Tralfamadore"
- C.
"It's Me Boys! It's Wild Bob!"
- D.
"I'm not crazy."
- E.
"There's more to life than what you learn in the books."
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