What Type Of Psycho Are You?

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What Type Of Psycho Are You?

Have you been feeling out of it lately? Think you need a little reality check? Well today's your lucky day. Find out if it's just in your head or if you're actually insane.


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    If your neighbor's eyeball was annoying you, what action would you take?
    • A. 

      Leave it alone.

    • B. 

      Install a camera in his bedroom to keep an eye on his eye.

    • C. 

      Punch him in the eye.

    • D. 

      Murder him in his sleep in the middle of the night.

    • E. 

      Steal his eyeball.

  • 2. 
    If you were in line for the throne and somebody was in your way, which action would you take?
    • A. 

      Give your congratulations and allow them to take over.

    • B. 

      Steal the crown before the induction ceremony.

    • C. 

      Stab them with a dagger in the middle of the night.

    • D. 

      Cry into a pillow.

    • E. 

      Hire samurai soldiers because they're out to get you.

  • 3. 
    Which of these would be your choice of weapon?
    • A. 

      Dagger.

    • B. 

      Drowning in tears.

    • C. 

      Words.

    • D. 

      Bed.

    • E. 

      Army of bodyguards.

    • F. 

      Gun.

  • 4. 
    Which bird do you hate the most?
    • A. 

      Peacock.

    • B. 

      Birb.

    • C. 

      Vulture.

    • D. 

      Turkey.

    • E. 

      I love all birds.

  • 5. 
    You just ran over a puppy. What is your initial reaction?
    • A. 

      Run over it again in case it's still alive.

    • B. 

      Take it to the closest animal hospital.

    • C. 

      Run over another puppy.

    • D. 

      Take a selfie with the body and post it on Instagram.

    • E. 

      Steal its fur and make a coat.

  • 6. 
    What is your general emotional state?
    • A. 

      Rage.

    • B. 

      HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • C. 

      Meh.

    • D. 

      Scared.

    • E. 

      Envious.

  • 7. 
    Who has the most control over your life?
    • A. 

      Me, Myself, and I.

    • B. 

      Anyone but you.

    • C. 

      Yo wife.

    • D. 

      The voices...

    • E. 

      Yourself.

  • 8. 
    Your best friend recently died violently, how do you feel right now?
    • A. 

      What?...who died...what...I DIDN'T DO IT...what...0.0

    • B. 

      Vengeful

    • C. 

      Hallucinatory.

    • D. 

      Depressed.

    • E. 

      Wow he died before I did?? How rude...

  • 9. 
    What is your favorite color?
    • A. 

      Rainbow.

    • B. 

      Bloody Red.

    • C. 

      Pale Vulture Blue.

    • D. 

      Green.

    • E. 

      White.

    • F. 

      Purple.

  • 10. 
    What is your beverage of choice?
    • A. 

      Water.

    • B. 

      Coffee.

    • C. 

      My Tears.

    • D. 

      Blood.

    • E. 

      Alcohol.