What Type Of Psycho Are You?
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Have you been feeling out of it lately? Think you need a little reality check? Well today's your lucky day. Find out if it's just in your head or if you're actually insane.
- 1.If your neighbor's eyeball was annoying you, what action would you take?
- A.
Leave it alone.
- B.
Install a camera in his bedroom to keep an eye on his eye.
- C.
Punch him in the eye.
- D.
Murder him in his sleep in the middle of the night.
- E.
Steal his eyeball.
- 2.If you were in line for the throne and somebody was in your way, which action would you take?
- A.
Give your congratulations and allow them to take over.
- B.
Steal the crown before the induction ceremony.
- C.
Stab them with a dagger in the middle of the night.
- D.
Cry into a pillow.
- E.
Hire samurai soldiers because they're out to get you.
- 3.Which of these would be your choice of weapon?
- A.
Dagger.
- B.
Drowning in tears.
- C.
Words.
- D.
Bed.
- E.
Army of bodyguards.
- F.
Gun.
- 4.Which bird do you hate the most?
- A.
Peacock.
- B.
Birb.
- C.
Vulture.
- D.
Turkey.
- E.
I love all birds.
- 5.You just ran over a puppy. What is your initial reaction?
- A.
Run over it again in case it's still alive.
- B.
Take it to the closest animal hospital.
- C.
Run over another puppy.
- D.
Take a selfie with the body and post it on Instagram.
- E.
Steal its fur and make a coat.
- 6.What is your general emotional state?
- A.
Rage.
- B.
HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- C.
Meh.
- D.
Scared.
- E.
Envious.
- 7.Who has the most control over your life?
- A.
Me, Myself, and I.
- B.
Anyone but you.
- C.
Yo wife.
- D.
The voices...
- E.
Yourself.
- 8.Your best friend recently died violently, how do you feel right now?
- A.
What?...who died...what...I DIDN'T DO IT...what...0.0
- B.
Vengeful
- C.
Hallucinatory.
- D.
Depressed.
- E.
Wow he died before I did?? How rude...
- 9.What is your favorite color?
- A.
Rainbow.
- B.
Bloody Red.
- C.
Pale Vulture Blue.
- D.
Green.
- E.
White.
- F.
Purple.
- 10.What is your beverage of choice?
- A.
Water.
- B.
Coffee.
- C.
My Tears.
- D.
Blood.
- E.
Alcohol.
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