Who Said IT: Donald Trump Or Sue Sylvester?

 I don't trust a man with curly hair. I can't help, but picturing birds laying sulfurous eggs in there and I find it disgusting.

The only kind of people I want counting my money are little short guys that wear yamakas every day.

 I never attacked him on his looks and believe me, there's a lot of subject matter there.

Do they go onto college? I don't know, I don't care. Should they learn Spanish? Sure, if they wanna become dishwashers and gardeners. 

...that's what they said about a young man in Chicago in 1871, who thought he'd play a harmless prank on a dairy cow of one Mrs. O'Leary. He successfully ignited its flatulence and the city burned, William. That young terrorist went on to become the first gay president of the United States, Abraham Lincoln. 

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad. 

Sometimes people ask me, "..how come you're so sensitive to minorities?" Well, I'll tell you why. Because I know firsthand how hard it is to struggle as a minority in America today. I'm 1/16th Comanche Indian. In fact, I like minorities so much, I'm thinking of moving to California to become one. "

There’s an old German proverb to the effect that “fear makes the wolf bigger than he is,” and that is true.

Hey, how's that homelessness working out for you? Give not being homeless a try!

Never let anything distract you from winning. Ever.