Christians Defined In Terms Of Baked Goods. Which Baked Good Are You?
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A quiz for Christians who want to be in the oven, not of the oven.
- 1.
What time do you show up to Church?
- A.
Show up to Church? You're there to help set up.
- B.
You show up during the last song of worship, but make those two minutes of worship count.
- C.
About five minutes before it starts, just to get your normal seat.
- D.
About fifteen minutes early, just to socialize.
- E.
No real standard for showing up, you get there when you get there.
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- 2.
Where do you usually sit in Church?
- A.
Front row.
- B.
Wherever all of your friends are sitting.
- C.
Aisle seat close to the front.
- D.
Back row.
- E.
Around the middle section.
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- 3.
How do you generally worship? (Watch the video below if you are unfamiliar with the names of the worship styles)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TK2_ezOBa2A
- A.
The "Screwing in light bulbs."
- B.
The "My fish was this big."
- C.
The "Holding a big screen TV."
- D.
The "Touchdown."
- E.
The "Give the Lord a high-five."
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- 4.
What are your thoughts when the pastor announces that it's time to take offering?
- A.
You are always willing to give, and hope that others give too.
- B.
"Dang it, forgot my wallet in the car. Guess I'll have to buy something from the coffee shop to make up for it."
- C.
You wonder where the money goes to.
- D.
You have money set aside in your budget for tithes and offerings.
- E.
You give whatever you have in your pockets at the time.
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- 5.
In what area are you most likely to serve?
- A.
Wherever you're asked to serve: You're kind of busy, but never too busy for Jesus.
- B.
Hospitality: If they don't feel welcomed, they won't feel Jesus.
- C.
Children's ministry: There's a 50% chance you're a single girl in her twenties.
- D.
Media productions: One day they'll notice your contributions. Church can't run without PowerPoint.
- E.
Youth ministry: Your humble investment in the future of the church.
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- 6.
What are you most likely to bring to church with you?
- A.
Food: Gotta have something to keep me occupied during announcements.
- B.
Journal: For my theological doodles that are certainly divine communication.
- C.
Bible: Because I refuse to read from the projector.
- D.
Myself: Jesus and me, that's all I need.
- E.
Tithe: Building the kingdom, one crumpled bill at a time.
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- 7.
How do you usually engage with the sermon?
- A.
The Feeler: You deeply resonate with most sermons, and make subtle head nods.
- B.
The Holla Back: You verbally affirm the pastor (usually with an "Amen," a "Come on," or a "That's good").
- C.
The Scribe: You take thorough notes, highlighting in your bible the verses used in the sermon.
- D.
The Jester: It is your personal business to provide funny commentary for the people sitting next to you.
- E.
The Wrestler: You wrestle to find practical ways to apply the sermon in your life.
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- 8.
What is your preferred translation of the Bible?
- A.
NLT: It's personable, and you like that.
- B.
ESV: You like the way it sounds, and you've heard it's really similar to the Greek.
- C.
NIV: Easy to read, dynamically communicates the gospel.
- D.
KJV: It's a family heirloom, and you love that.
- E.
The Message: It started out as a joke, but now you kind of like it.
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- 9.
What is your favorite annual church event?
- A.
The summer missions trip: You wait all year for your church to carry out the great commission.
- B.
Lent: What will you give up this year? Social media, secular music, soda, meat, chocolate, rated R movies...
- C.
Easter Sunday: The one Sunday your secular friends meet your church friends.
- D.
Super Bowl Sunday: Jesus had to rise from the dead on a Sunday so that he wouldn't miss the game.
- E.
Children's Christmas musical: You can't wait to watch the little ones perform the choreography that you taught them.
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- 10.
What do you do immediately after the service is over?
- A.
Look to mingle with friends.
- B.
Hit up the coffee/snack station.
- C.
Chat with the pastor, often about the sermon.
- D.
Pray for people at the altars.
- E.
You're ready to head to lunch.
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