Christians Defined In Terms Of Baked Goods. Which Baked Good Are You?

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Christians Defined In Terms Of Baked Goods. Which Baked Good Are You? - Quiz

A quiz for Christians who want to be in the oven, not of the oven.


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    What time do you show up to Church?
    • A. 

      Show up to Church? You're there to help set up.

    • B. 

      You show up during the last song of worship, but make those two minutes of worship count.

    • C. 

      About five minutes before it starts, just to get your normal seat.

    • D. 

      About fifteen minutes early, just to socialize.

    • E. 

      No real standard for showing up, you get there when you get there.

  • 2. 
    Where do you usually sit in Church?
    • A. 

      Front row.

    • B. 

      Wherever all of your friends are sitting.

    • C. 

      Aisle seat close to the front.

    • D. 

      Back row.

    • E. 

      Around the middle section.

  • 3. 
    How do you generally worship? (Watch the video below if you are unfamiliar with the names of the worship styles)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TK2_ezOBa2A 
    • A. 

      The "Screwing in light bulbs."

    • B. 

      The "My fish was this big."

    • C. 

      The "Holding a big screen TV."

    • D. 

      The "Touchdown."

    • E. 

      The "Give the Lord a high-five."

  • 4. 
    What are your thoughts when the pastor announces that it's time to take offering?
    • A. 

      You are always willing to give, and hope that others give too.

    • B. 

      "Dang it, forgot my wallet in the car. Guess I'll have to buy something from the coffee shop to make up for it."

    • C. 

      You wonder where the money goes to.

    • D. 

      You have money set aside in your budget for tithes and offerings.

    • E. 

      You give whatever you have in your pockets at the time.

  • 5. 
    How do you usually engage with the sermon?
    • A. 

      The Feeler: You deeply resonate with most sermons, and make subtle head nods.

    • B. 

      The Holla Back: You verbally affirm the pastor (usually with an "Amen," a "Come on," or a "That's good").

    • C. 

      The Scribe: You take thorough notes, highlighting in your bible the verses used in the sermon.

    • D. 

      The Jester: It is your personal business to provide funny commentary for the people sitting next to you.

    • E. 

      The Wrestler: You wrestle to find practical ways to apply the sermon in your life.

  • 6. 
    What do you do immediately after the service is over?
    • A. 

      Look to mingle with friends.

    • B. 

      Hit up the coffee/snack station.

    • C. 

      Chat with the pastor, often about the sermon.

    • D. 

      Pray for people at the altars.

    • E. 

      You're ready to head to lunch.

  • 7. 
    In what area are you most likely to serve?
    • A. 

      Wherever you're asked to serve: You're kind of busy, but never too busy for Jesus.

    • B. 

      Hospitality: If they don't feel welcomed, they won't feel Jesus.

    • C. 

      Children's ministry: There's a 50% chance you're a single girl in her twenties.

    • D. 

      Media productions: One day they'll notice your contributions. Church can't run without PowerPoint.

    • E. 

      Youth ministry: Your humble investment in the future of the church.

  • 8. 
    What are you most likely to bring to church with you?
    • A. 

      Food: Gotta have something to keep me occupied during announcements.

    • B. 

      Journal: For my theological doodles that are certainly divine communication.

    • C. 

      Bible: Because I refuse to read from the projector.

    • D. 

      Myself: Jesus and me, that's all I need.

    • E. 

      Tithe: Building the kingdom, one crumpled bill at a time.

  • 9. 
    What is your preferred translation of the Bible?
    • A. 

      NLT: It's personable, and you like that.

    • B. 

      ESV: You like the way it sounds, and you've heard it's really similar to the Greek.

    • C. 

      NIV: Easy to read, dynamically communicates the gospel.

    • D. 

      KJV: It's a family heirloom, and you love that.

    • E. 

      The Message: It started out as a joke, but now you kind of like it.

  • 10. 
    What is your favorite annual church event?
    • A. 

      The summer missions trip: You wait all year for your church to carry out the great commission.

    • B. 

      Lent: What will you give up this year? Social media, secular music, soda, meat, chocolate, rated R movies...

    • C. 

      Easter Sunday: The one Sunday your secular friends meet your church friends.

    • D. 

      Super Bowl Sunday: Jesus had to rise from the dead on a Sunday so that he wouldn't miss the game.

    • E. 

      Children's Christmas musical: You can't wait to watch the little ones perform the choreography that you taught them.

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