What Type Of Tomato Are You?

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What Type Of Tomato Are You? - Quiz

Hey, have you ever been in the kitchen, sad and alone, and wondered "what kind of tomato am I? " This quiz will tell you with 100% accuracy what type of tomato you would be if you were ever reincarnated into this fruit that everyone thinks is a vegetable.


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    Who is your favorite Sex in the City character? 
    • A. 

      Miranda

    • B. 

      Carrie

    • C. 

      Samantha

    • D. 

      Charlotte

  • 2. 
    What is your favorite cereal? 
    • A. 

      Count Chocula

    • B. 

      Rasinbran

    • C. 

      Honey Bunches of Oats

    • D. 

      Organic Pumpkin Flax Plus Granola

  • 3. 
    What is your favorite element? 
    • A. 

      Earth

    • B. 

      Wind

    • C. 

      Heart

    • D. 

      Water

  • 4. 
    The second you walk into a room everyone stops talking. Obviously they were all talking about you. What do you do?
    • A. 

      Fart nervously and moon walk out of the room.......

    • B. 

      Start sobbing uncontrollably while shouting "Why doesn't everyone love mama's baby?"

    • C. 

      Take scissors and chop off a chunk of everyone's hair and make a wig. While wearing the wig, think "you really showed them!

    • D. 

      Immediately join in on the conversation and talk shit about yourself.

  • 5. 
    Your farts smell like _________.
    • A. 

      A mermaid in a sewage pipe, eating a baked potato.

    • B. 

      Making love on a rug made out of skunk butts in the desert.

    • C. 

      A blueberry muffin bakery located next to a flaming port-a-potty.

    • D. 

      Wet.

  • 6. 
    Lady on the street, __________ in the sheet.
    • A. 

      Honeybadger

    • B. 

      Steaming turd

    • C. 

      Confused

    • D. 

      Wet

  • 7. 
    What is your spirit animal?
    • A. 

      A one-legged dog with a weird sneeze

    • B. 

      A tiny mosquito that has its own island

    • C. 

      An elephant trapped in the zoo, planning its elaborate escape. It involves a lot of hats.

    • D. 

      A horse that thinks its a human

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