What Type Of Tomato Are You?
Hey, have you ever been in the kitchen, sad and alone, and wondered "what kind of tomato am I? " This quiz will tell you with 100% accuracy what type of tomato you would be if you were ever reincarnated into this fruit that everyone thinks is a vegetable.
- 1.
Who is your favorite Sex in the City character?- A.
Miranda
- B.
Carrie
- C.
Samantha
- D.
Charlotte
- 2.
What is your favorite cereal?
- A.
Count Chocula
- B.
Rasinbran
- C.
Honey Bunches of Oats
- D.
Organic Pumpkin Flax Plus Granola
- 3.
What is your favorite element?
- A.
Earth
- B.
Wind
- C.
Heart
- D.
Water
- 4.
The second you walk into a room everyone stops talking. Obviously they were all talking about you. What do you do?
- A.
Fart nervously and moon walk out of the room.......
- B.
Start sobbing uncontrollably while shouting "Why doesn't everyone love mama's baby?"
- C.
Take scissors and chop off a chunk of everyone's hair and make a wig. While wearing the wig, think "you really showed them!
- D.
Immediately join in on the conversation and talk shit about yourself.
- 5.
Your farts smell like _________.
- A.
A mermaid in a sewage pipe, eating a baked potato.
- B.
Making love on a rug made out of skunk butts in the desert.
- C.
A blueberry muffin bakery located next to a flaming port-a-potty.
- D.
Wet.
- 6.
Lady on the street, __________ in the sheet.
- A.
Honeybadger
- B.
Steaming turd
- C.
Confused
- D.
Wet
- 7.
What is your spirit animal?
- A.
A one-legged dog with a weird sneeze
- B.
A tiny mosquito that has its own island
- C.
An elephant trapped in the zoo, planning its elaborate escape. It involves a lot of hats.
- D.
A horse that thinks its a human
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