What Type Of Tomato Are You?
Hey, have you ever been in the kitchen, sad and alone, and wondered "what kind of tomato am I?" This quiz will tell you with 100% accuracy what type of tomato you would be if you were ever reincarnated into this fruit that everyone thinks is a vegetable.
- 1.
What is your favorite element?
- A.
Earth
- B.
Wind
- C.
Heart
- D.
Water
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- 2.
The second you walk into a room everyone stops talking. Obviously they were all talking about you. What do you do?
- A.
Fart nervously and moon walk out of the room.......
- B.
Start sobbing uncontrollably while shouting "Why doesn't everyone love mama's baby?"
- C.
Take scissors and chop off a chunk of everyone's hair and make a wig. While wearing the wig, think "you really showed them!
- D.
Immediately join in on the conversation and talk shit about yourself.
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- 3.
Your farts smell like _________.
- A.
A mermaid in a sewage pipe, eating a baked potato.
- B.
Making love on a rug made out of skunk butts in the desert.
- C.
A blueberry muffin bakery located next to a flaming port-a-potty.
- D.
Wet.
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- 4.
Lady on the street, __________ in the sheet.
- A.
Honeybadger
- B.
Steaming turd
- C.
Confused
- D.
Wet
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- 5.
What is your spirit animal?
- A.
A one-legged dog with a weird sneeze
- B.
A tiny mosquito that has its own island
- C.
An elephant trapped in the zoo, planning its elaborate escape. It involves a lot of hats.
- D.
A horse that thinks its a human
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- 6.
Who is your favorite Sex in the City character?
- A.
Miranda
- B.
Carrie
- C.
Samantha
- D.
Charlotte
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- 7.
What is your favorite cereal?
- A.
Count Chocula
- B.
Rasinbran
- C.
Honey Bunches of Oats
- D.
Organic Pumpkin Flax Plus Granola
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