Laugh At The Staff!

1. Guess the name of the 6 month old skier: _____

The given correct answer for the question is "Rose" because it is mentioned in the question that the skier is 6 months old, and "Rose" is a name that can be given to a person regardless of their age.

Explanation

The given correct answer for the question is "Rose" because it is mentioned in the question that the skier is 6 months old, and "Rose" is a name that can be given to a person regardless of their age.

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2. Dr Jo's claim to fame is that Lionel Messi touched what..?

Her face

Her hand

Her soul

Her shoulder

No explanation from Jo... he just touched her shoulder.

Explanation

No explanation from Jo... he just touched her shoulder.

3. After years of keeping the public safe in her Batmobile, Rose began to focus on her dream career, only for her mother to advise her it may not be the most lucrative of aspirations. What did Rose want to be when she grew up?

Lollipop lady

Manager of Burger King

Welsh

A biscuit chef

Rose wanted to be a lollipop lady when she grew up. This can be inferred from the statement that she "began to focus on her dream career" after years of keeping the public safe in her Batmobile. A lollipop lady is a person who helps children cross the road safely, typically outside of schools. The mention of her mother advising her that her dream career may not be lucrative suggests that being a lollipop lady may not be a highly paid job.

Explanation

Rose wanted to be a lollipop lady when she grew up. This can be inferred from the statement that she "began to focus on her dream career" after years of keeping the public safe in her Batmobile. A lollipop lady is a person who helps children cross the road safely, typically outside of schools. The mention of her mother advising her that her dream career may not be lucrative suggests that being a lollipop lady may not be a highly paid job.

4. So naughty in the supermarket each week, Sam's mum and grandmother used to change his name so that they weren't constantly shouting "Sam!"

True

False

Sam's nan and aunty still call him "Jim" to this day.

Explanation

Sam's nan and aunty still call him "Jim" to this day.

5. Clearly not a true Aussie... Joe has never tried _____

Joe has never tried Vegemite, which suggests that he is not a true Aussie. Vegemite is a popular Australian food spread made from yeast extract. It is an iconic part of Australian cuisine and is often enjoyed on toast or sandwiches. Since Joe has never tried Vegemite, it implies that he is not familiar with this quintessential Australian food, further indicating that he may not have grown up or lived in Australia.

Explanation

Joe has never tried Vegemite, which suggests that he is not a true Aussie. Vegemite is a popular Australian food spread made from yeast extract. It is an iconic part of Australian cuisine and is often enjoyed on toast or sandwiches. Since Joe has never tried Vegemite, it implies that he is not familiar with this quintessential Australian food, further indicating that he may not have grown up or lived in Australia.

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6. As a child, which member of staff had a weekly spot on stage performing Michael Jackson dances in front of the whole school?

Clare

Aaron

Rose

Jermaine

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7. Norfolk, the home of Dr Jo, is notorious for in-breeding, "normal for Norfolk". In a school of 84 children, how many were related to the Doc?

Half (1/2)

All of them (100%)

A third (1/3)

A quarter (1/4)

In the given question, it is mentioned that Norfolk is notorious for in-breeding. This implies that there is a high likelihood of children in Norfolk being related to each other. Therefore, it can be inferred that a significant portion of the children in the school would be related to Dr. Jo. The option "A quarter (1/4)" suggests that 25% of the children in the school would be related to the Doc, which aligns with the notion of in-breeding.

Explanation

In the given question, it is mentioned that Norfolk is notorious for in-breeding. This implies that there is a high likelihood of children in Norfolk being related to each other. Therefore, it can be inferred that a significant portion of the children in the school would be related to Dr. Jo. The option "A quarter (1/4)" suggests that 25% of the children in the school would be related to the Doc, which aligns with the notion of in-breeding.

8. Jermaine claims to have no baby photos due to house fire when he was younger

True

False

True.. he does claim this, however this pic suggests he is lying

Explanation

True.. he does claim this, however this pic suggests he is lying

9. Where was Luca born?

Italy

Argentina

Japan

Paraguay

Born in Japan! Luca moved when he was 1 years old,. Although he doesn't speak Japanese, Luca is fluent in 3 and a half languages apparently

Explanation

Born in Japan! Luca moved when he was 1 years old,. Although he doesn't speak Japanese, Luca is fluent in 3 and a half languages apparently

10. After waking from a nightmare one night about being told off, what did a 6 year old Sam admit to by sending his mum a series of "I'm sorry" notes via paper aeroplane from the top of the staircase?

Telling the dinner lady he was vegetarian so that he could skip lunch and have 2 portions of dessert

Hiding his grandmothers shopping the week before

Pouring orange juice over the girl he liked

Stealing all of the "Mr Men" books from school at lunchtime over the period of 3 weeks

All actually happened, but only the Mr Men theiving spree was admitted to by the "paper aeroplanes of truth": Plane 1: "Dear Mum" Plane 2: "I'm Sorry" Plane 3: "I did a bad thing" Plane 4: "Carl Rowley made me do it" Plane 5: "I'm sorry"

Explanation

All actually happened, but only the Mr Men theiving spree was admitted to by the "paper aeroplanes of truth": Plane 1: "Dear Mum" Plane 2: "I'm Sorry" Plane 3: "I did a bad thing" Plane 4: "Carl Rowley made me do it" Plane 5: "I'm sorry"

11. Which member of staff has become a subject in a popular exercise meme?

Jermaine

Rose

Aaron

Sam

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12. True or False: Jermaine used to make his sister stand in goal in their back garden, but he would secretly aim for her instead of scoring.

True

False

False. That isn't even Jermaine, it is Ashley Young.

Explanation

False. That isn't even Jermaine, it is Ashley Young.

13. Tick the names of clubs that Pepe has played or managed for (one or more options)

Green Gully SC

Trevisio

Bari

Hume City FC

Brunswick Zebras

Ascoli

Melbourne Knights

Wollongong Wolves

Pepe has played or managed for Green Gully SC, Trevisio, Hume City FC, Brunswick Zebras, and Melbourne Knights.

Explanation

Pepe has played or managed for Green Gully SC, Trevisio, Hume City FC, Brunswick Zebras, and Melbourne Knights.

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14. What lie did Jermaine once say at interview in an attempt to make himself sound more interesting?

He has written computer code for a fitness app

As a baby, he nearly died as the chord was tied around his neck

Saying that is a trained barrister (lawyer), when actually he meant Barista (coffee shop)

When trying to get a job in a kitchen he said his grandfather is a famous Irish chef

Put on the spot in a group interview for David Lloyd, Jermaine stood in front of a room of strangers and told them his umbilical chord was tied around his neck and he went blue, making him very thankful to have the opportunity to be at this interview.

AWKWARD because that actually happened to Aaron when he was born!!!

Explanation

Put on the spot in a group interview for David Lloyd, Jermaine stood in front of a room of strangers and told them his umbilical chord was tied around his neck and he went blue, making him very thankful to have the opportunity to be at this interview.

AWKWARD because that actually happened to Aaron when he was born!!!

15. Jealous of the attention her younger brother was getting, what did 3 year old Lauren do?

Faked a broken arm

Put him in the laundry basket and locked the lid

Cut her own hair

Went on hunger strike

Lauren: "Fell over at my nan’s house and nobody came to me so started crying/screaming. Told them I’d hurt my arm and screamed when anyone touched it. Was out of hours but mum worked for our GP so he arranged for the radiology centre to open early the next morning so I could have an x-ray. Was lapping up the attention. In the meantime, Mum had pinned my arm to my pyjama top so I couldn’t move it which made eating dinner tricky. Decided I wanted food more than the attention so made a miraculous recovery, wiggled my arm out of my top and downed my dinner. Was caught in the act and got in loads of trouble."

Explanation

Lauren: "Fell over at my nan’s house and nobody came to me so started crying/screaming. Told them I’d hurt my arm and screamed when anyone touched it. Was out of hours but mum worked for our GP so he arranged for the radiology centre to open early the next morning so I could have an x-ray. Was lapping up the attention. In the meantime, Mum had pinned my arm to my pyjama top so I couldn’t move it which made eating dinner tricky. Decided I wanted food more than the attention so made a miraculous recovery, wiggled my arm out of my top and downed my dinner. Was caught in the act and got in loads of trouble."

16. Match the childhood injuries to the staff member

Jermaine McCubbine

Sam Blanchard

Lauren Chester

Jermaine broke both his arms in motor bike crash at 17 years old, meaning his mum had to wash him in all his glory for 6 weeks. Sam broke one leg playing football, 2 weeks later at school trying to show-off on his crutches, he slipped and broke the other. He had to walk to Geography on the newly broken leg before passing out. He spent the next 3 weeks in a wheelchair. Karma came back to bite Lauren after pretending to brake her arm when she was younger, when she broke her foot, no-one believed her for 2 weeks.

Explanation

Jermaine broke both his arms in motor bike crash at 17 years old, meaning his mum had to wash him in all his glory for 6 weeks. Sam broke one leg playing football, 2 weeks later at school trying to show-off on his crutches, he slipped and broke the other. He had to walk to Geography on the newly broken leg before passing out. He spent the next 3 weeks in a wheelchair. Karma came back to bite Lauren after pretending to brake her arm when she was younger, when she broke her foot, no-one believed her for 2 weeks.

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