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You probably aren't going to know the answers. . But by the end you may know the staff a little better! (At least the embarrassing stuff). . You best pray Pepe

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1.

After years of keeping the public safe in her Batmobile, Rose began to focus on her dream career, only for her mother to advise her it may not be the most lucrative of aspirations. What did Rose want to be when she grew up?
- A.
  
  Lollipop lady
- B.
  
  Manager of Burger King
- C.
  
  Welsh
- D.
  
  A biscuit chef
Correct Answer
A. Lollipop lady

Explanation
Rose wanted to be a lollipop lady when she grew up. This can be inferred from the statement that she "began to focus on her dream career" after years of keeping the public safe in her Batmobile. A lollipop lady is a person who helps children cross the road safely, typically outside of schools. The mention of her mother advising her that her dream career may not be lucrative suggests that being a lollipop lady may not be a highly paid job.

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2.

Clearly not a true Aussie... Joe has never tried ________

Correct Answer
Vegemite, vegimite

Explanation
Joe has never tried Vegemite, which suggests that he is not a true Aussie. Vegemite is a popular Australian food spread made from yeast extract. It is an iconic part of Australian cuisine and is often enjoyed on toast or sandwiches. Since Joe has never tried Vegemite, it implies that he is not familiar with this quintessential Australian food, further indicating that he may not have grown up or lived in Australia.

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3.

True or False: Jermaine used to make his sister stand in goal in their back garden, but he would secretly aim for her instead of scoring.
- A.
  
  True
- B.
  
  False
Correct Answer
B. False

Explanation
False. That isn't even Jermaine, it is Ashley Young.

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4.

What lie did Jermaine once say at interview in an attempt to make himself sound more interesting?
- A.
  
  He has written computer code for a fitness app
- B.
  
  As a baby, he nearly died as the chord was tied around his neck
- C.
  
  Saying that is a trained barrister (lawyer), when actually he meant Barista (coffee shop)
- D.
  
  When trying to get a job in a kitchen he said his grandfather is a famous Irish chef
Correct Answer
B. As a baby, he nearly died as the chord was tied around his neck

Explanation
Put on the spot in a group interview for David Lloyd, Jermaine stood in front of a room of strangers and told them his umbilical chord was tied around his neck and he went blue, making him very thankful to have the opportunity to be at this interview.
AWKWARD because that actually happened to Aaron when he was born!!!

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5.

Norfolk, the home of Dr Jo, is notorious for in-breeding, "normal for Norfolk". In a school of 84 children, how many were related to the Doc?
- A.
  
  Half (1/2)
- B.
  
  All of them (100%)
- C.
  
  A third (1/3)
- D.
  
  A quarter (1/4)
Correct Answer
D. A quarter (1/4)

Explanation
In the given question, it is mentioned that Norfolk is notorious for in-breeding. This implies that there is a high likelihood of children in Norfolk being related to each other. Therefore, it can be inferred that a significant portion of the children in the school would be related to Dr. Jo. The option "A quarter (1/4)" suggests that 25% of the children in the school would be related to the Doc, which aligns with the notion of in-breeding.

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6.

As a child, which member of staff had a weekly spot on stage performing Michael Jackson dances in front of the whole school?
- A.
  
  Clare
- B.
  
  Aaron
- C.
  
  Rose
- D.
  
  Jermaine
Correct Answer
B. Aaron
7.

After waking from a nightmare one night about being told off, what did a 6 year old Sam admit to by sending his mum a series of "I'm sorry" notes via paper aeroplane from the top of the staircase?
- A.
  
  Telling the dinner lady he was vegetarian so that he could skip lunch and have 2 portions of dessert
- B.
  
  Hiding his grandmothers shopping the week before
- C.
  
  Pouring orange juice over the girl he liked
- D.
  
  Stealing all of the "Mr Men" books from school at lunchtime over the period of 3 weeks
Correct Answer
D. Stealing all of the "Mr Men" books from school at lunchtime over the period of 3 weeks

Explanation
All actually happened, but only the Mr Men theiving spree was admitted to by the "paper aeroplanes of truth": Plane 1: "Dear Mum" Plane 2: "I'm Sorry" Plane 3: "I did a bad thing" Plane 4: "Carl Rowley made me do it" Plane 5: "I'm sorry"

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8.

So naughty in the supermarket each week, Sam's mum and grandmother used to change his name so that they weren't constantly shouting "Sam!"
- A.
  
  True
- B.
  
  False
Correct Answer
A. True

Explanation
Sam's nan and aunty still call him "Jim" to this day.

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9.

Jealous of the attention her younger brother was getting, what did 3 year old Lauren do?
- A.
  
  Faked a broken arm
- B.
  
  Put him in the laundry basket and locked the lid
- C.
  
  Cut her own hair
- D.
  
  Went on hunger strike
Correct Answer
A. Faked a broken arm

Explanation
Lauren: "Fell over at my nan’s house and nobody came to me so started crying/screaming. Told them I’d hurt my arm and screamed when anyone touched it. Was out of hours but mum worked for our GP so he arranged for the radiology centre to open early the next morning so I could have an x-ray. Was lapping up the attention. In the meantime, Mum had pinned my arm to my pyjama top so I couldn’t move it which made eating dinner tricky. Decided I wanted food more than the attention so made a miraculous recovery, wiggled my arm out of my top and downed my dinner. Was caught in the act and got in loads of trouble."

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10.

Guess the name of the 6 month old skier: ________

Correct Answer
Rose

Explanation
The given correct answer for the question is "Rose" because it is mentioned in the question that the skier is 6 months old, and "Rose" is a name that can be given to a person regardless of their age.

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11.

Dr Jo's claim to fame is that Lionel Messi touched what..?
- A.
  
  Her face
- B.
  
  Her hand
- C.
  
  Her soul
- D.
  
  Her shoulder
Correct Answer
D. Her shoulder

Explanation
No explanation from Jo... he just touched her shoulder.

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12.

Jermaine claims to have no baby photos due to house fire when he was younger
- A.
  
  True
- B.
  
  False
Correct Answer
A. True

Explanation
True.. he does claim this, however this pic suggests he is lying

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13.

Where was Luca born?
- A.
  
  Italy
- B.
  
  Argentina
- C.
  
  Japan
- D.
  
  Paraguay
Correct Answer
C. Japan

Explanation
Born in Japan! Luca moved when he was 1 years old,. Although he doesn't speak Japanese, Luca is fluent in 3 and a half languages apparently

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14.

Which member of staff has become a subject in a popular exercise meme?
- A.
  
  Jermaine
- B.
  
  Rose
- C.
  
  Aaron
- D.
  
  Sam
Correct Answer
D. Sam
15.

Tick the names of clubs that Pepe has played or managed for (one or more options)
- A.
  
  Green Gully SC
- B.
  
  Trevisio
- C.
  
  Bari
- D.
  
  Hume City FC
- E.
  
  Brunswick Zebras
- F.
  
  Ascoli
- G.
  
  Melbourne Knights
- H.
  
  Wollongong Wolves
Correct Answer(s)
A. Green Gully SC
B. Trevisio
D. Hume City FC
E. Brunswick Zebras
G. Melbourne Knights

Explanation
Pepe has played or managed for Green Gully SC, Trevisio, Hume City FC, Brunswick Zebras, and Melbourne Knights.

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Laugh At The Staff!

After years of keeping the public safe in her Batmobile, Rose began to focus on her dream career, only for her mother to advise her it may not be the most lucrative of aspirations. What did Rose want to be when she grew up?

Clearly not a true Aussie... Joe has never tried ________

True or False: Jermaine used to make his sister stand in goal in their back garden, but he would secretly aim for her instead of scoring.

What lie did Jermaine once say at interview in an attempt to make himself sound more interesting?

Norfolk, the home of Dr Jo, is notorious for in-breeding, "normal for Norfolk". In a school of 84 children, how many were related to the Doc?

As a child, which member of staff had a weekly spot on stage performing Michael Jackson dances in front of the whole school?

After waking from a nightmare one night about being told off, what did a 6 year old Sam admit to by sending his mum a series of "I'm sorry" notes via paper aeroplane from the top of the staircase?

So naughty in the supermarket each week, Sam's mum and grandmother used to change his name so that they weren't constantly shouting "Sam!"

Jealous of the attention her younger brother was getting, what did 3 year old Lauren do?

Guess the name of the 6 month old skier: ________

Dr Jo's claim to fame is that Lionel Messi touched what..?

Jermaine claims to have no baby photos due to house fire when he was younger

Where was Luca born?

Which member of staff has become a subject in a popular exercise meme?

Tick the names of clubs that Pepe has played or managed for (one or more options)