Laugh At The Staff!

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Laugh At The Staff! - Quiz

You probably aren't going to know the answers. . But by the end you may know the staff a little better! (At least the embarrassing stuff). . You best pray Pepe


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    After years of keeping the public safe in her Batmobile, Rose began to focus on her dream career, only for her mother to advise her it may not be the most lucrative of aspirations. What did Rose want to be when she grew up?
    • A. 

      Lollipop lady

    • B. 

      Manager of Burger King

    • C. 

      Welsh

    • D. 

      A biscuit chef

  • 2. 
    Clearly not a true Aussie... Joe has never tried [Blank]
  • 3. 
    True or False: Jermaine used to make his sister stand in goal in their back garden, but he would secretly aim for her instead of scoring.
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

  • 4. 
    What lie did Jermaine once say at interview in an attempt to make himself sound more interesting?
    • A. 

      He has written computer code for a fitness app

    • B. 

      As a baby, he nearly died as the chord was tied around his neck

    • C. 

      Saying that is a trained barrister (lawyer), when actually he meant Barista (coffee shop)

    • D. 

      When trying to get a job in a kitchen he said his grandfather is a famous Irish chef

  • 5. 
    Norfolk, the home of Dr Jo, is notorious for in-breeding, "normal for Norfolk". In a school of 84 children, how many were related to the Doc?
    • A. 

      Half (1/2)

    • B. 

      All of them (100%)

    • C. 

      A third (1/3)

    • D. 

      A quarter (1/4)

  • 6. 
    As a child, which member of staff had a weekly spot on stage performing Michael Jackson dances in front of the whole school?
    • A. 

      Clare

    • B. 

      Aaron

    • C. 

      Rose

    • D. 

      Jermaine

  • 7. 
    After waking from a nightmare one night about being told off, what did a 6 year old Sam admit to by sending his mum a series of "I'm sorry" notes via paper aeroplane from the top of the staircase?
    • A. 

      Telling the dinner lady he was vegetarian so that he could skip lunch and have 2 portions of dessert

    • B. 

      Hiding his grandmothers shopping the week before

    • C. 

      Pouring orange juice over the girl he liked

    • D. 

      Stealing all of the "Mr Men" books from school at lunchtime over the period of 3 weeks

  • 8. 
    So naughty in the supermarket each week, Sam's mum and grandmother used to change his name so that they weren't constantly shouting "Sam!"
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

  • 9. 
    Jealous of the attention her younger brother was getting, what did 3 year old Lauren do?
    • A. 

      Faked a broken arm

    • B. 

      Put him in the laundry basket and locked the lid

    • C. 

      Cut her own hair

    • D. 

      Went on hunger strike

  • 10. 
    Guess the name of the 6 month old skier: [Blank]
  • 11. 
    Dr Jo's claim to fame is that Lionel Messi touched what..?
    • A. 

      Her face

    • B. 

      Her hand

    • C. 

      Her soul

    • D. 

      Her shoulder

  • 12. 
    Jermaine claims to have no baby photos due to house fire when he was younger
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

  • 13. 
    Where was Luca born?
    • A. 

      Italy

    • B. 

      Argentina

    • C. 

      Japan

    • D. 

      Paraguay

  • 14. 
    Which member of staff has become a subject in a popular exercise meme?
    • A. 

      Jermaine

    • B. 

      Rose

    • C. 

      Aaron

    • D. 

      Sam

  • 15. 
    Tick the names of clubs that Pepe has played or managed for (one or more options) 
    • A. 

      Green Gully SC

    • B. 

      Trevisio

    • C. 

      Bari

    • D. 

      Hume City FC

    • E. 

      Brunswick Zebras

    • F. 

      Ascoli

    • G. 

      Melbourne Knights

    • H. 

      Wollongong Wolves

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