Donald Trump. How Similar Are You?

7 Questions | By Triab | Updated: Mar 20, 2022 | Attempts: 145

Find out how much like Trump you are. Are you a D bag or a decent person?

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Just Like Trump

Your probably not very liked. You walk around thinking and acting like you are on top of the world spouting none-sense. You top up for spray tan every week so you keep your Oompa Loopma look. You need to take a second look at your life. It's not too late to be more like a shark. It would also chase away your Trumpness. Shark are curial to keeping the sea's ecosystem balanced. Without shark there will be algae and jellyfish everywhere. As you probably know Trump is a ridiculously obscene person. Most of what he says is racist, sexist, homophobic or wrong. Trump quotes "I donate to all these charities and I would never donate to any charity that helps sharks. I hope all the sharks die." Trump doesn't like the LGBT community nor communities of other races AND now we have discovered he doesn't like sharks. Sharks contribute to the world. What does Trump add? (the correct answer is nothing, he takes things away). Sharks on average only kill 6 people worldwide a year. Humans kill 100 million sharks a year. You are more likely to be bitten by someone on the NY subway than a shark so there is no need to worried. Lets stop being Trumps to the sharks and help them out by making a donation to Shark Trust. Even if it's just £1 and to spit Trump. Don't be like Trump, love sharks. https://www.sharktrust.org

You've just missed the mark to be Trump. Why not be shark?

You're on thin ice about to be swallowed by Trump. You're baseball cape collection is not at the same standard, you might have a lot but not enough. You look more like a sunset rather than an orange. Why don't you try acting more shark? That should chase away your Trumpness. Shark are curial to keeping the sea's ecosystem balanced. Without shark there will be algae and jellyfish everywhere. As you probably know Trump is a ridiculously obscene person. Most of what he says is racist, sexist, homophobic or wrong. Trump quotes "I donate to all these charities and I would never donate to any charity that helps sharks. I hope all the sharks die." Trump doesn't like the LGBT community nor communities of other races AND now we have discovered he doesn't like sharks. Sharks contribute to the world. What does Trump add? (the correct answer is nothing, he takes things away). Sharks on average only kill 6 people worldwide a year. Humans kill 100 million sharks a year. You are more likely to be bitten by someone on the NY subway than a shark so there is no need to worried. Lets stop being Trumps to the sharks and help them out by making a donation to Shark Trust. Even if it's just £1 and to spit Trump. Don't be like Trump, love sharks. https://www.sharktrust.org/

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Questions and Answers

1.

How orange is your skin?
- A.
  
  I look like the fruit
- B.
  
  Not very
- C.
  
  I have a nice, natural glow
- D.
  
  Not at all
2.

If you were to build a wall what kind would it be?
- A.
  
  I'd never be arsed enough to build a wall.
- B.
  
  I'd build a fence.
- C.
  
  It would be a great, great wall.
- D.
  
  I would build four glass walls and put water in it and call it an aquarium.
3.

Can women resist you?
- A.
  
  Sometimes.
- B.
  
  Woman don't come near me.
- C.
  
  I can never get them off me.
- D.
  
  There are some brave soles.
4.

Do you like people of other religions or races?
- A.
  
  I like anyone that gives be a good petting.
- B.
  
  No, my race/religion is superior.
- C.
  
  Depends what mood I'm in
- D.
  
  I am working excepting/not eating certain people by attending Sharks anonymous.
5.

How dangerous are you to people?
- A.
  
  People more dangerous to me than I am to them.
- B.
  
  You are 75x more likely to be killed my lightning than me.
- C.
  
  I am a danger to the whole world. But mainly to my country.
- D.
  
  I won't to anything unless you provoke me.
6.

Would you bit a human?
- A.
  
  I will if I feel threatened.
- B.
  
  I wouldn't bit a human just I would grab them by the pussy.
- C.
  
  Maybe if your surfer because you look like a seal.
- D.
  
  I might give them a test bite to find out what they are. Can you blame me I have no hands to feel things with. I do this to boats to to find out what they are.
7.

Do you care about the ecosystem?
- A.
  
  Yes and I am crucial to making it balanced.
- B.
  
  I try to keep it balanced but sometimes it hard.
- C.
  
  Dolphins could go. They think they're so cute. Look at me I'm a flipping little dolphin! Let me go a flip for you!
- D.
  
  I wished anything that I disliked died.