DIRECTIONS
The test consists of three parts (critical reading, math & writing). Take as much time as you need and use any resource you like—Google, a calculator, Garrison Keillor. But would a real Minnesotan ask for help? You decide.
SCORING
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Nimrod
Boring
Nowthen
Sleepy Eye
Niceville
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Lake Superior
The Mississippi River at Lake Pepin
The pothole on I-94 in Maple Grove
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World's largest fishing bobber
World's largest prairie chicken
World's largest ear of corn
World's largest pelican
World's largest moose
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New York to Minneapolis
Chicago to Rapid City, South Dakota
Detroit to Memphis
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The Dakota Indian Conflict
The Civil War
The Great Influenza Epidemic
World War II
The World's Columbian Exposition
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Oklahoma
New Mexico
South Dakota
Minnesota
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English
Chinese
Malay
French
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Sven
Ole
Both
Neither
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Paisley Park Studios
The Capri Theater
First Avenue nightclub
Lake Minnetonka
60 feet
15 feet
30 feet
Not deep enough
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Yes
No
Depends if I stop to feed the gulls
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52
73
50
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Yes
No
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594 feet
198 feet
167 feet
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Lake Wobegon is to Staggerford
Gopher Prairie is to Sauk Centre
Woodbury is to St. Paul
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Snowmobiling is to Brainerd
Rollerblading is to Wayzata
Ice-fishing is to Mille Lacs
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James Janos is to Jesse Ventura
John Nelson is to Prince
Liza Minnelli is to Judy Garland
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Paul Bunyan is to Bemidji
Brandon and Brenda Walsh are to Wayzata
Winona Ryder is to Winona
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Awesome Blossoms are to Blooming Prairie
Saints are to St. Paul
Thundercats are to Grand Rapids
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The Golden Gophers, yah!
U-M hurrah!
Ski-U-Mah!
MN-hi-yah!
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“In the real dark night of the soul, it is always three o’ clock in the morning, day after day.”
“His dream must have seemed so close that he could hardly fail to grasp it. He did not know that it was already behind him.”
“So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.”
“Clearly I could see him now, as though I had traded night for day, and knew we should not see his kind again, if indeed we ever had.”
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"Uff da!"
"I smell moose chili!"
"Good to know!"
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Cheng Heng Restaurant
The Dubliner Pub
Arnellia's "The Legendary Club Apollo of Minnesota"
Twins Motor Inn
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