I'm indecisive and I have split personalities! Yes!
I'm indecisive, but I don't have split personalities! Who do you think you are?
Neither. You just wasted a minute of my time.
I have split personalities but I'm not indecisive at all? Geez, can't you get anything right?
I'm in control of this test, dude. Trust me.
Maybe. Yes! No! I don't know? Why'd you ask me in the first place? You know I hate making decisions, especially one with values on the line.
I've got something better...
I don't cheat and neither should you. Teacher! He's cheating!!!
I can handle this. I think. I hate PE! Wait, no, some of it's fun, just not the running.
It'll be impossibly easy. For me anyway...
Okay let's run. It's purgatory, but I'll run. Or maybe I'll just disappear unsuspectingly. No one will notice, of course.
I'll give it all I've got!
I'll have this situation under wraps and I'll be laughing, as I do something terrible with ease.
Confront them politely, and if they refuse to be subservient, I won't be so nice.
Tear their head off unmethodically! Me smash trashtalker, AAAAARRRGGG!!!!
Lure them into a thick plot, and have them disappear for a few days, or years...
Black and white. Something simple yet elegant.
Something bright, that screams, "Hello world! I must rule the world! Mwaaa haaa!" maybe dark green or red.
Something silent and controlled. Like light pink or a royal blue.
Something calm and welcoming. Like the whole rainbow!
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