Dr. Sanjay Gupta
Jesse Jackson, Jr.
His brother, Robert Blagojevich
Martin Luther King, Jr.
Alfred Lord Tennyson
To be a U.N. ambassador
To be the Commander in Chief
To go to jail
To deliver pizza
A chance to have health care, damn it
A golden fucking ticket
A free fucking ride on a bus
He fell asleep when he should have been working.
He doesn’t know how to use e-mail.
He showed favoritism toward Poison singer Bret Michaels.
He made a pass at rival the project manager for the women’s team, the Victoria's Secret model Selita Ebanks.
Julie Blagojevich, Robert’s wife
Mike Ettinger, Robert’s defense attorney
Ed Gensen, Rod’s initial defense attorney, who resigned last January
Mila Govedarica, Rod and Robert’s mother
“Treat Me Nice”
“It Wasn’t Me”
“I’ve Got a Golden Ticket”
"I'm Gonna Wash That Man Right Outa My Hair"
Obama’s Senate seat
A guest-host position on “The View”
A spot on “I’m a Celebrity … Get Me Out of Here!”
White House Chief of Staff
A hundred-dollar bill
Forty-nine hot dogs
David Mendell, who wrote about Blagojevich in The New Yorker
Public speculation as to why Patti has stayed with Rod
Blagojevich’s speculation as to why Patti ate the tarantula
Blagojevich's frequent question, recorded on the tapes, regarding whether Valerie Jarrett would want the Senate seat
An old Blagojevich ad campaign that played up the tactlessness of his opponent