To keep you warm on a cold winters night
To cool the processor
It is the magical ingrediant added to porridge to warm it up
A pop tart filling
It is an adavnced alien device used to wipe out the human race
Is that a USB stick in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?
Can you step out of the car please sir?
Can you please stop inserting your tongue in my nostril?
Mad cow disease
A type of flu that is exactly the same as any other flu but is blamed on and named after an animal.
He is a geek
He actually enjoys server
He is from Kent
He knows how to spell, pronounce words and sentences properly and takes great pleasure in reminding you
All of the above
Only God knows
Only Veasey knows
It means that from the age of 1 you are delivered from god by a stork then you spend the next 80 years developing all sorts of feelings such as love, sorrow, guilt, regret and pleasure. after 18 years it is advisable to get a job or sign on for money (otherwise known as an income). When you have a job and income you should then find a man (Todd) or woman like everyone else. You should then serve this man (Todd) woman and marry her or him (Todd) Finally when you gain a lot of income you should tell god you are ready for your delivery from the stork.
It was none of there business
Either 4" or 9" depending on what type of movie you were watching
Brace up hold your head up high and proudly boom "12 inches mate"
Chiken Korma that just tastes like Chicken Madras
Chicken Tikka that just tastes like Chicken Madras
Chicken Madras that does not taste anything like Chicken Madras
Nothing i would rather starve than eat the food from the mess
A tasty treat
The actual physical layout of a network.
It is the latest Windows Operating system
It is the latest album from the Darkness
It is a fine 1932 vintage wine