IT Essentials Chapter 1-9

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  • 1. 
    How many USB devices can be connected to a USB port at one time?
    • A. 

      63

    • B. 

      127

    • C. 

      1

    • D. 

      4

    • E. 

      2067

  • 2. 
    What is the purpose of a heat sink?
    • A. 

      To keep you warm on a cold winters night

    • B. 

      To cool the processor

    • C. 

      It is the magical ingrediant added to porridge to warm it up

    • D. 

      A pop tart filling

    • E. 

      It is an adavnced alien device used to wipe out the human race

  • 3. 
    Which type of question allows the customer to describe the problem?
    • A. 

      Close-ended

    • B. 

      Is that a USB stick in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

    • C. 

      Can you step out of the car please sir?

    • D. 

      Can you please stop inserting your tongue in my nostril?

    • E. 

      Open Ended

  • 4. 
    Which of these is a computer virus? (please choose 2)
    • A. 

      Man Flu

    • B. 

      Trojan

    • C. 

      Worm

    • D. 

      Mad cow disease

    • E. 

      A type of flu that is exactly the same as any other flu but is blamed on and named after an animal.

  • 5. 
    What is the worst thing about Todd?
    • A. 

      He is a geek

    • B. 

      He actually enjoys server

    • C. 

      He is from Kent

    • D. 

      He knows how to spell, pronounce words and sentences properly and takes great pleasure in reminding you

    • E. 

      All of the above

  • 6. 
    What is the meaning of life? (Men Only)
    • A. 

      42

    • B. 

      ????????????

    • C. 

      Only God knows

    • D. 

      Only Veasey knows

    • E. 

      It means that from the age of 1 you are delivered from god by a stork then you spend the next 80 years developing all sorts of feelings such as love, sorrow, guilt, regret and pleasure. after 18 years it is advisable to get a job or sign on for money (otherwise known as an income). When you have a job and income you should then find a man (Todd) or woman like everyone else. You should then serve this man (Todd) woman and marry her or him (Todd) Finally when you gain a lot of income you should tell god you are ready for your delivery from the stork.

  • 7. 
    If someone was to ask you for the size of your floppy in inches, typically what would you tell them?
    • A. 

      It was none of there business

    • B. 

      3.5"

    • C. 

      5.25"

    • D. 

      Either 4" or 9" depending on what type of movie you were watching

    • E. 

      Brace up hold your head up high and proudly boom "12 inches mate"

  • 8. 
    What should I have for tea?
    • A. 

      Chiken Korma that just tastes like Chicken Madras

    • B. 

      Chicken Tikka that just tastes like Chicken Madras

    • C. 

      Chicken Madras that does not taste anything like Chicken Madras

    • D. 

      Scampi

    • E. 

      Nothing i would rather starve than eat the food from the mess

  • 9. 
    What is Topology?
    • A. 

      A tasty treat

    • B. 

      The actual physical layout of a network.

    • C. 

      It is the latest Windows Operating system

    • D. 

      It is the latest album from the Darkness

    • E. 

      It is a fine 1932 vintage wine

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