Malware. . . Spyware. . . Email Scams. . . Phishing. . . Spam. . . Why can't they just leave us alone? The reason, they want to ruin your life. So do you know if you're vunerable? Let us see. . . Let us see. . . (Warning: Funny bone, sense of humor, and ability to laugh required. )
Worm
Clown
Trojan Horse
Virus
Botnet
"Um... okay, here... I guess." *Replies*
"What kind of a 'phishy' scam is this?" *DELETE!*
Blow up your computer.
Secretly take information without your consent.
Eat all of your favorite pizza.
Take your personal information.
Divide by zero.
Respect your privacy.
Change your computer settings.
Give you up.
Let you down.
Run around and desert you.
Make you cry.
Say goodbye.
Tell a lie and hurt you.
True
False
A popup on weight loss pills.
An email getting people to sign a petition.
Your ISP asking you by email to click on an unknown link.
A popup showing how to bow to me correctly.
You falling asleep during the quiz.
Unknown files of unknown origin.
You faint the moment you finish the quiz.
Your computer gives you cake.
The mailman has your social security number.
The programs EULA.
The users reviews.
Your master, Nephyte.
True
False
Yeah...
Nah.
You aren't receiving any bills from your creditor.
Unknown credit cards that you didn't sign up for.
Your magazine subscription has expired.
Visit Nephyte today, and get all of your favorite albums of him! (in never)
Your bank account has been compromised. Give us your credit card number to get assistance from your bank.
THIS IS SPAM
Try the Miracle Weight Pill! Cut down 20 lbs. in just minutes!
Has your home been foreclosed? We will pre-qualify you for just a tiny bit of money!
LOL Lottery! The stakes are high, and you can win big!
A whole bunch of free gifts for you! All for just $1.00!
CEO
Phone number
Popularity
Workers
Address
Identity
Minimalicity
Yes
Dude, WHAT!? *Hits Nephyte*
No