ICT Essentials Exam Of Awesome

18 Questions | Total Attempts: 30

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The most awesome of awesome ICT Essentials exams. It makes your hard disk drive bigger and your IDE cable longer!


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    How many Pins in a SATA cable?
    • A. 

      4

    • B. 

      7

    • C. 

      Over 9000

    • D. 

      12.75

    • E. 

      There are no Pins

  • 2. 
    Fill in the blanks?Holy cow, that _______ __________stole my login details! I just handed them over because I thought he was a BT Repair Man but he was infact a god smited _______ __________ !
    • A. 

      BT Man

    • B. 

      Social Engineer

    • C. 

      Priminister Look-alike

    • D. 

      Nasty Man

    • E. 

      Social Hacker

  • 3. 
    What does a printer do?
    • A. 

      Print

    • B. 

      Transfer digital information into a physical format appropriate for touching.

    • C. 

      Make Bacon

    • D. 

      Kill burglers by clipping their windpipes with razor sharp bits of paper!

  • 4. 
    What image can be seen at the top of Page 91 of the IT Essentials: PC Hardware and Software Companion Guide Book?
    • A. 

      A Mouse

    • B. 

      Rear of a PC Tower

    • C. 

      Birds Eye view of a network topology

    • D. 

      Jesus

    • E. 

      Jesus! That's one big stick of RAM!

  • 5. 
    You are sitting at a helpdesk. This is your job. You get a talkative customer who keeps talking about everything except the problem he called about, what do?
    • A. 

      Proceed to eat your own face

    • B. 

      Politely interrupt and ask them to clarify their problem

    • C. 

      Talk over customer, asking them to get back to the point.

    • D. 

      Politely ask them to eat their own face

    • E. 

      Wait till customer has finished talking and then ask politely to get back to the problem

  • 6. 
    A man walks up to you in the street and asks if you would like for him to insert his Thumb Stick into your IEEE 1394b interface. What is he reffering to?
    • A. 

      Your USB interface

    • B. 

      You FireWire interface

    • C. 

      Your 20-24 PIN motherboard power connector

    • D. 

      One of your VGA ports

    • E. 

      Your anus

  • 7. 
    How much data approx - in Gigabytes - can be stored on a doube-sided DVD.
    • A. 

      2.35

    • B. 

      8.75

    • C. 

      3.1415926285

    • D. 

      As much as you could ever hope for

    • E. 

      As much as you stuff into your average meat pie

  • 8. 
    What should you wear whilst part of your body is inside your beloved computer's insides, to protect it from harm.
    • A. 

      Anti-static Wrist Strap

    • B. 

      Kevlar Vest and Helmet

    • C. 

      Anti-static Turban

    • D. 

      Anti-static Fap Strap

    • E. 

      Durex Ribbed Condom

  • 9. 
    See this sign, what does it mean?
    • A. 

      Harry Potter is near

    • B. 

      Danger of your arrows becoming bent

    • C. 

      Danger Danger High Voltage (When We Touch)

    • D. 

      Risk of electric shock

    • E. 

      God is in the process of smiting people

  • 10. 
    Where would you place your Work Laptop, full of RAF battle-plans, if you where going to be away from your place of work for a week?
    • A. 

      On a train

    • B. 

      On the passenger seat of my car, in full view from the window

    • C. 

      In a specialst security cage designed to house my laptop

    • D. 

      In a lead-lined safe 50 feet under my place of work

    • E. 

      Wear it like a hat

  • 11. 
    You are working on a helpdesk, this is still your job. An irrate customer calls you, complaining that they have just been on the line to another technician who they claim has been rude to them. You know the other technician personally and know he can be a bit of a rude person at times.What do?
    • A. 

      Be rude to the customer, as well, so they believe this is normal policy for the company

    • B. 

      Eat your own face

    • C. 

      Listen carefully to what the customer has to say, apologize on the other technician's behalf and attempt to help the customer eat their own face.

    • D. 

      Put the phone down, run away, pretend it never happened.

    • E. 

      Listen carefully to what the customer has to say, apologize on the other technician's behalf and attempt to help the customer with their problem.

  • 12. 
    What is a "Worm"?
    • A. 

      A type of program that self-replicates and wriggles its way into your CPU.

    • B. 

      A small pink creature that borrows under the earth.

    • C. 

      A self-replicating program - sometimes intended for good - that does not attach itself to any existing programs.

    • D. 

      A malicious piece of program code that hides under the name of a trusted file and spreads to other computers. Often reffered, alternativly, as "greyware".

    • E. 

      A euphemism for your colleague's anatomy

  • 13. 
    What does SATA stand for?
    • A. 

      Serial Accelerated Technical Alternator

    • B. 

      Serial Advanced Technology Attachment

    • C. 

      Simons Arms Taste Awesome

    • D. 

      Suction Anatomical Tentacle Attachment

    • E. 

      He does not have a chair

  • 14. 
    Who is the most awesome and charismatic guy, ever?
    • A. 

      Veasey

    • B. 

      Veasey

    • C. 

      Veasey

    • D. 

      Veasey

    • E. 

      Veasey

  • 15. 
    What is Dot-Matrix?
    • A. 

      A complicated pattern seen on hoodies in Top-Man

    • B. 

      A type parity checking

    • C. 

      Its the virtual reality we are all trapped in, intill freed by keanu reeves.

    • D. 

      A type of impact printer

    • E. 

      A method of formatting data

  • 16. 
    What is IE
    • A. 

      Microsoft's series of graphical internet browsers.

    • B. 

      A plague to all humanity, a program that Todd battles bravely day after day.... struggling awesomly against Microsoft's closed-source monopoly.

    • C. 

      A rare species of Elephant

    • D. 

      An open-source internet browser

    • E. 

      Firefox

  • 17. 
    What is the Internet?
    • A. 

      A global Wide-Area-network

    • B. 

      A website inside your NIC

    • C. 

      An escaped felon who's out to get you

    • D. 

      A government conspiracy

    • E. 

      An awesome program where you can find nudity in 4 clicks.

  • 18. 
    Who's awesome?
    • A. 

      You're Awesome

    • B. 

      I'm Awesome

    • C. 

      Veasey is Awesome

    • D. 

      The guy who invented coca-cola

    • E. 

      Bailiffs