How Well Would You Survive Against Evil Gnomes Quiz

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Since the dawn of time evil gnomes have innhabbited the earth. . . . . . . . . . . Now they have started to attack hummans (or whatever boys are called) so we must take precautions. Take this quiz to find out if you would survive or if you would miserably fail. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    You´ve got a day off school and you´re sitting on your sofa getting bored out of your mind when you hear a noise coming from your backyard you go to check what it is and find a garden gnome beating up your little brother. Oh, you don´t have a little brother? I really couldn´t care.... So anyway what do you do?
    • A. 

      Just walk away, you didn´t see anything.........

    • B. 

      Call the gnome a bad name and run away before he has a chance to see you.

    • C. 

      Join in and beat up your brother with the gnome.

  • 2. 
    A noise wakes you up in the middle of the night and you go check what it is. You see a gnome staeling food from your kitchen. What do you do?
    • A. 

      Grab your trusty bazooka and blow the gnome to bits.

    • B. 

      Tell the gnome that the last piece of cake is yours and go back to sleep.

    • C. 

      Start a conversation that goes something like this: ¨what´s up?¨ ¨just stealing food¨ ¨Yeah good on ya I do that too, hey did you see the football last night?¨ ¨Yeah melbourne crushed them!¨ ¨Poor lions¨ ¨whatcha talking about? Lions suck¨ ¨you suck!¨ ¨that´s it I EAT YOU!¨ The gnome chases you around all night trying to eat you.

  • 3. 
    You´re in class and all of the sudden a gnome comes in, eats your teacher and burps. what do you do?
    • A. 

      Get the class to join you in throwing a party for the gnome for eating your teacher.

    • B. 

      Wave your hand in front of your face and say ¨NASTY¨

    • C. 

      Jump out the window

  • 4. 
    What is your greatest wish involving gnomes?
    • A. 

      That they didn´t have such sharp teeth

    • B. 

      That they were taller than your kneecap

    • C. 

      To marry one

  • 5. 
    If you were taking this quiz and rught now a gnome appeared and took you to his/her magical knigdom were all the people were gnomes and made you king/queen of the kingdom. What would be your first order?
    • A. 

      Make it illegal to be shorter than 1 metre and 12 cm

    • B. 

      Make a chocolate tax

    • C. 

      Build a 5 star mushroom hotel and charge $1000 per night

  • 6. 
    If you had to read a gnome book for a school assignment which would you pick?
    • A. 

      The full encyclopecia of gnome life

    • B. 

      10 delitious recepies made with gnome

    • C. 

      Little red ridding gnome

  • 7. 
    Which of these ways would you destroy a gnome?
    • A. 

      Go up to him and yell random things in his ear until he slowly goes insane

    • B. 

      Hide under his bed and when he goes to sleep wake him up by pretending to be his exgirlfriend

    • C. 

      Go with the classic and simple blowing him up

  • 8. 
    If you had to watch a gnome movie which would it be?
    • A. 

      Gnome wars 3 revenge of the gnome

    • B. 

      Super gnome

    • C. 

      Rock gnome the musical

  • 9. 
    What would you call a gnome?
    • A. 

      Creepy, green miget!

    • B. 

      Beaded freak!

    • C. 

      F%&$#@$%Ñ%$&%/#$%[email protected]!!!!!!!

  • 10. 
    You go up to a random gnome, look it in the eye and say.........
    • A. 

      I will destroy you, your friends and your family.

    • B. 

      Can I borrow $5?

    • C. 

      I love you

  • 11. 
    What would you give a gnome on his birthday?
    • A. 

      A bomb that will go of as soon as you have had enough time to run away and that will kill him, his family and all his friends

    • B. 

      A french cookbook

    • C. 

      A pretty new barbie doll and a pink barbie mobile

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