Just walk away, you didn´t see anything.........
Call the gnome a bad name and run away before he has a chance to see you.
Join in and beat up your brother with the gnome.
Grab your trusty bazooka and blow the gnome to bits.
Tell the gnome that the last piece of cake is yours and go back to sleep.
Start a conversation that goes something like this: ¨what´s up?¨ ¨just stealing food¨ ¨Yeah good on ya I do that too, hey did you see the football last night?¨ ¨Yeah melbourne crushed them!¨ ¨Poor lions¨ ¨whatcha talking about? Lions suck¨ ¨you suck!¨ ¨that´s it I EAT YOU!¨ The gnome chases you around all night trying to eat you.
Get the class to join you in throwing a party for the gnome for eating your teacher.
Wave your hand in front of your face and say ¨NASTY¨
Jump out the window
That they didn´t have such sharp teeth
That they were taller than your kneecap
To marry one
Make it illegal to be shorter than 1 metre and 12 cm
Make a chocolate tax
Build a 5 star mushroom hotel and charge $1000 per night
The full encyclopecia of gnome life
10 delitious recepies made with gnome
Little red ridding gnome
Go up to him and yell random things in his ear until he slowly goes insane
Hide under his bed and when he goes to sleep wake him up by pretending to be his exgirlfriend
Go with the classic and simple blowing him up
Gnome wars 3 revenge of the gnome
Rock gnome the musical
Creepy, green miget!
I will destroy you, your friends and your family.
Can I borrow $5?
I love you
A bomb that will go of as soon as you have had enough time to run away and that will kill him, his family and all his friends
A french cookbook
A pretty new barbie doll and a pink barbie mobile