How Well Would You Survive Against Evil Gnomes Quiz

1. You´ve got a day off school and you´re sitting on your sofa getting bored out of your mind when you hear a noise coming from your backyard you go to check what it is and find a garden gnome beating up your little brother. Oh, you don´t have a little brother? I really couldn´t care.... So anyway what do you do?

Just walk away, you didn´t see anything.........

Call the gnome a bad name and run away before he has a chance to see you.

Join in and beat up your brother with the gnome.

2. A noise wakes you up in the middle of the night and you go check what it is. You see a gnome staeling food from your kitchen. What do you do?

Grab your trusty bazooka and blow the gnome to bits.

Tell the gnome that the last piece of cake is yours and go back to sleep.

Start a conversation that goes something like this:¨what´s up?¨¨just stealing food¨¨Yeah good on ya I do that too, hey did you see the football last night?¨¨Yeah melbourne crushed them!¨¨Poor lions¨¨whatcha talking about? Lions suck¨¨you suck!¨¨that´s it I EAT YOU!¨The gnome chases you around all night trying to eat you.

3. You´re in class and all of the sudden a gnome comes in, eats your teacher and burps. what do you do?

Get the class to join you in throwing a party for the gnome for eating your teacher.

Wave your hand in front of your face and say ¨NASTY¨

Jump out the window

4. What is your greatest wish involving gnomes?

That they didn´t have such sharp teeth

That they were taller than your kneecap

To marry one

5. If you were taking this quiz and rught now a gnome appeared and took you to his/her magical knigdom were all the people were gnomes and made you king/queen of the kingdom. What would be your first order?

Make it illegal to be shorter than 1 metre and 12 cm

Make a chocolate tax

Build a 5 star mushroom hotel and charge $1000 per night