How To Get A Girl

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This test will tell you how to get a girl, meanwhile testing if you already know how.


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    What's the first thing you say to a girl?
    • A. 

      Play it cool, and act like someone else

    • B. 

      Introduce yourself

    • C. 

      Scream "GET IN THE CAR!"

  • 2. 
    What do you do next?
    • A. 

      Ask her what her hobbies are

    • B. 

      Ask her out

    • C. 

      Chase after her

  • 3. 
    She tells you she's interested in (example) dancing. what do you do?
    • A. 

      Question their sexual qualities

    • B. 

      Get her up to a 1.5 blood alcohol level and tell them you're a millionaire

    • C. 

      Ask her if they would like to see some of your dance moves

  • 4. 
    She laughs and compliments you about your dancing skill. what next?
    • A. 

      Invite her to a party (if you or anyone else is)

    • B. 

      Ask her out

    • C. 

      Scream "I RULE AT DANCING AND YOU SUCK, BITCH!"

  • 5. 
    She comes to a party.  what now?
    • A. 

      Ask her to dance

    • B. 

      Make a fool of yourself make a fool of yourself

    • C. 

      Drag her into the washroom and rape her

  • 6. 
    You have a good time.  she has to leave. what now?
    • A. 

      Ask for her number, and walk her home

    • B. 

      Fall on the floor crying begging her not to leave

    • C. 

      Knock her out and put her in your trunk

  • 7. 
    She blushes on the way back.  now what do you do?
    • A. 

      Smile back

    • B. 

      Haul ass halfway across the country to new mexico and pick up some "sinoritas"

    • C. 

      Scream " HA HA, YOUR FACE IS RED, BITCH!"

  • 8. 
    She asked to see you another time. what next?
    • A. 

      Politely respond: "sure" or "why not"

    • B. 

      Pull out a baseball bat, hit her with it, and "jizz in her pants"

    • C. 

      Say "hmm... i'll have to ask my wife..."

  • 9. 
    You see her the next day. you go on another date.  did this help?
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

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