How Puritan Are You?

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  • 1. 
    What do you consider a witch?
    • A. 

      A. Your mom

    • B. 

      B. Katy Perry

    • C. 

      C. a reject of Christianity

    • D. 

      D. All of the above

  • 2. 
    What does a witch do?
    • A. 

      A. my homework

    • B. 

      B. nothing at all.

    • C. 

      C. They harm society and sign a pact with the Devil

    • D. 

      D. kungfu

  • 3. 
    Where do witches meet to consort with the Devil?
    • A. 

      A. Lowery Freshman Center

    • B. 

      B. The forest

    • C. 

      C. Under your bed

    • D. 

      D. In your closet

  • 4. 
    How should a witch be treated?
    • A. 

      A. They should be killed

    • B. 

      B. like inanimate objects

    • C. 

      C. Like your favorite superhero

    • D. 

      D. Like He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named

  • 5. 
    Who is most likely a witch and why?
    • A. 

      A. Justin Bieber, because I dislike him

    • B. 

      B. My biology teacher, because she gives too much homework

    • C. 

      C. Women, because they are most likely to fall to temptation, according to the Devil

    • D. 

      D. Men, because statistics have shown them to be more violent

  • 6. 
    If your village had a witch what would you do?
    • A. 

      A. Finish my homework and worry about that later

    • B. 

      B. take a nap

    • C. 

      C. I would call Obama to take care of it

    • D. 

      D. I would seek out and eradicate all witchcraft in my town

  • 7. 
    Which of these will aid you against a witch?
    • A. 

      A. My French Homework

    • B. 

      B. My new Samsung Galaxy

    • C. 

      C. Salt and water

    • D. 

      D. The U.S. Navy

  • 8. 
    How would you identify a witch?
    • A. 

      A. I would test their DNA because the DNA of a witch is missing half the chromosomes of that of normal humans

    • B. 

      B. I would look deep into their soul for traces of the Devil

    • C. 

      C. I would dunk them in water to check if they drown

    • D. 

      D. Why would I want to do that?

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