How Netball-a-rific Are You?

1. Have you ever screamed "OBSTRUCTION" loudly in someone's face if/when they are getting in your way?

YES

NO

This has actually been found to be a fairly effective method of getting by.

Explanation

This has actually been found to be a fairly effective method of getting by.

2. Have you ever argued over which bib you want to play ("Wing Defence?! I'm not bloody USELESS!" etc)?

YES

NO

And just as well - WD is not a position that you should be proud of!!!

Explanation

And just as well - WD is not a position that you should be proud of!!!

3. Have you ever snatched something off someone in an aggressive manner, thinking for a moment that it was a toss-up?

YES

NO

The given question asks if the person has ever aggressively snatched something off someone, thinking for a moment that it was a toss-up. The correct answer is "YES" which implies that the person has indeed done such an action in the past. This suggests that the person has experienced a situation where they impulsively grabbed something from someone else, mistakenly believing that it was a fair game or up for grabs.

Explanation

The given question asks if the person has ever aggressively snatched something off someone, thinking for a moment that it was a toss-up. The correct answer is "YES" which implies that the person has indeed done such an action in the past. This suggests that the person has experienced a situation where they impulsively grabbed something from someone else, mistakenly believing that it was a fair game or up for grabs.

4. Have you ever wondered if there are bigger or more important things you could be doing with your Saturday mornings?

YES

NO

What could be bigger or more important than Netball?

Explanation

What could be bigger or more important than Netball?

5. Have you ever played basketball (that silly running version of Netball)?

YES

NO

Shame on you if you have (again!)

Explanation

Shame on you if you have (again!)

6. Have you ever been sent into a "Wall of Flesh" (technical term, meaning the large flabby wall created by the [often oversized] opponents who may join together to form an impenetrable barrier?

YES

NO

You are a true Aussie hero.

Explanation

You are a true Aussie hero.

7. Have you ever used a whole roll of strapping tape on your elbows, ankles, knees, wrists, shoulders, spine, fingers, toes, etc...

YES

NO

The given correct answer is "YES" because the question asks if the person has ever used a whole roll of strapping tape on various body parts. By selecting "YES," it implies that the person has used a whole roll of strapping tape on their elbows, ankles, knees, wrists, shoulders, spine, fingers, toes, etc.

Explanation

The given correct answer is "YES" because the question asks if the person has ever used a whole roll of strapping tape on various body parts. By selecting "YES," it implies that the person has used a whole roll of strapping tape on their elbows, ankles, knees, wrists, shoulders, spine, fingers, toes, etc.

8. Have you ever realised that you were staring longingly at a picture of Liz Ellis (the 'yes' answer also applies if you were staring at her in real life, either at a game, or afterwards, or through her window...)

YES

NO

Don't worry - you're totally normal.

Explanation

Don't worry - you're totally normal.

9. Have you ever worn a pleated skirt as an apparently legitimate fashion item?

Yes

No

This answer suggests that the person has indeed worn a pleated skirt as a legitimate fashion item.

Explanation

This answer suggests that the person has indeed worn a pleated skirt as a legitimate fashion item.

10. Have you ever eaten an orange whole or in halves (as opposed to quarters or eighths)?