How Dickhead Are You?

36 Questions | Total Attempts: 236

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How Dickhead Are You?

Being a dickhead is officially cool. Check how cool you are, dickhead.


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    I live in an East London flat.
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

  • 2. 
    I have a moustache.
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

  • 3. 
    I wear a low cut vest.
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

  • 4. 
    I have a sailor tattoo.
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

  • 5. 
    I own a single-speed bicycle.
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

  • 6. 
    I frequently have plus-one tickets to exclusive events.
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

  • 7. 
    I play synth.
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

  • 8. 
    Every member of my band plays synth.
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

  • 9. 
    I wear spectacles purely as an accessory.
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

  • 10. 
    I dress like a nerd.
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

  • 11. 
    My grades do not exceed the national average.
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

  • 12. 
    I was bullied at school.
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

  • 13. 
    I exclusively socialise with people who share my tastes.
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

  • 14. 
    I have a polaroid app on my iPhone.
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

  • 15. 
    I take photographs on London Fields.
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

  • 16. 
    I have a blog.
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

  • 17. 
    I partake in new-age fun, but with a distinctly vintage twist.
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

  • 18. 
    I attend warehouse raves.
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

  • 19. 
    I am always allowed into venues.
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

  • 20. 
    I never buy cartons of cigarettes.
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

  • 21. 
    I roll my own cigarettes.
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

  • 22. 
    I frequent Starbucks to take advantage of the free wi-fi.
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

  • 23. 
    I profess to work in the media sector.
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

  • 24. 
    I am on some form of government benefits (student loans count).
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

  • 25. 
    I have said "I'M THE COOLEST GUY/GIRL YOU'LL EVER KNOW!".
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

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