How Awkward Are You?

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Awkward Quizzes & Trivia

Ever felt awkard?   ; Ever wonder "Did the people around me notice that retardedly awkard thing I just did"- or said?   ; Ever wish you could know how others veiw you?   ; &nbs p; Want to be popular but feel socially retarded? Here is a little quiz to tell you everything you need to know about yours

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You are a Social Retard:

Definition: Social Retard: One who at all social gatherings manages to embarrass themselves or cause undue awkwardness whenever they add remarks to the conversation.You unfortunately have a moderate to high IQ but are using it in all the wrong ways. Prescription: Take 2 hits from the bong, drink one mickeys and streak through one party.The side effects are: may force you to face all fears head on in one night, may catch STD if you forget to wear a condom.Stop picking your nose and eating it, no one will ever kiss a booger mouth. Stop taping together your glasses and buying your clothes at walmart, then maybe you can gain some confidence in your appearance. Remember. Its ok to be aroused by someone of the opposite sex. Its not ok to touch that person with your erection. .

You are a Suave Mother Ucker

Definition: Suave Mother Ucker : : smoothly though often superficially gracious and sophisticatedYou are too cool to be taking this test. Dont you have something - or someone- to tend to?Prescription: get back to whatever it is you were doing. You should be giving the advice not taking it.Youre super fly and everyone loves you. Everyone wants to be you and We secretly hate that we are going to hell for envying you as much as we do.
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Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    What is your Routine?
    • A. 

      I take a 5-10 minute shower, brush my teeth and ask my mom what i should wear. when im done she usually fixes me a snack and im out the door!

    • B. 

      I shave, Shower, brush my teeth and floss, try on a few outfits from my closet, check myself out in the mirror, spend about 10 minutes on my hair, spray some cologne and out the door.

    • C. 

      I shower, brush my teeth, shave, throw some gel in my hair, throw on my best club top with some blue jeans and clean shoes and out the door.

  • 2. 
    What were your grades like in school?
    • A. 

      Mostly A's. I even tutored

    • B. 

      Mostly B's. I coulda done better but had too much goin on.

    • C. 

      Depends on the class, and who i had to talk to.

  • 3. 
    If I could be any person I would be:
    • A. 

      Bill Gates, Jeneane Garofalo

    • B. 

      James Bond, Halle Berry

    • C. 

      Adam Sandler, Drew Barrymore

  • 4. 
    When I grow Up I wanna be a:
    • A. 


    • B. 


    • C. 

      Stay at home _____

  • 5. 
    When I go to a Party :
    • A. 

      Doors swing open, I am greeted with applause, people flock to me and I have a Blast.

    • B. 

      Doors swing open, People flock to me and my friends, I make sure everyone has a great time.

    • C. 

      I get strange looks coming through the door, I try to have a good time but i seem to upset everyone.

  • 6. 
    My last relationship ended because:
    • A. 

      We grew apart, I was moving and they couldnt come with me. We still get together whenever Im back in town.

    • B. 

      My bf/gf wasnt that into me, they tried sleeping with my best friend.

    • C. 

      I'm not sure. i just never heard from them again.

  • 7. 
    When Im on a date I usually:
    • A. 

      Dress clean cut, use good manners, clean humor and ask questions- giving my full attention.. Then i always ask for another date.

    • B. 

      Dress to impress, maybe feel a bit nervous, blank when she asks me questions, I try not to do anything stupid, If i like her I ask for a kiss at the end of the night.

    • C. 

      Ask someone what i should wear, try to use good manners, get super nervous, sweat, maybe get an erection when she holds my hand, or laugh through my nose at his jokes, steal a kiss at the end of the night.

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