Ride the elevator in complete silence.
Engage in small talk about the weather.
Jump off the elevator to avoid even being with them in a small space.
Talk about an article you read or a funny video you saw, normal talk!
Leave the restaurant and pretend you never saw him.
Politely wave back, then sit down and be sure not to look that way the rest of the night.
Wave and later as he is leaving the restaurant, say hello and how are you.
Walk up to his table and talk with him and his wife for a minute or two.
Smile at her, but unless she says something to you don't say anything to her
Say hello to her, but let the conversation stop there
Look straight ahead and pretend you never saw her
Ask how your old friend is, then tell her how you're doing
Turn your back to them and hope they won't see you
Sprint for the locker room before they see you
Wave to them as you are exiting
Say hi as you leave and engage in light small talk
Chat constantly to your hairdresser. You're practically best friends.
Engage in polite small talk, but nothing overly chatty
Look at your phone most of the time and only talk if you're spoken to
Smile in the mirror if you make eye contact but say nothing
Desperately search around for another friend to help you out of the situation
Check your phone repeatedly, hoping they'll get the hint
Engage in small talk for a little, then excuse yourself to talk to someone who just walked in
Stand there not saying anything the entire time they're talking to you until they leave you alone
Laugh it off and keep walking
Smile very awkwardly at them and mumble something like "sorryithoughtyouwerewavingtome"
Turn and walk the opposite way, fast
Your face turns bright red and you start crying from embarrassment
Smile and laugh a lot
Like a conductor, pretending I rule them all and singing alone
Stare straight ahead with a straight face
Look down at the cake and avoid making eye contact with anyone
Get up to get a drink and don't come back until the scene is over.
Shift a little in your chair but don't say anything.
Look down at your phone or bury your face in a blanket until the scene is over.
Completely normal. It's just sex and it's just a movie.
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