Extra Hard How-well-do-you-know-trina Pop Quiz

24 Questions | By Trinora | Last updated: Jan 9, 2013 | Total Attempts: 72

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Extra Hard How-well-do-you-know-trina Pop Quiz

You know me, but do you really know me? Prompted by Mike, I am creating a test to check. Really.

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1.

What is the favorite item out of all foodstuffs below?
- A.
  
  Reese's Pieces
- B.
  
  Ice Cream
- C.
  
  Melty Cheese
- D.
  
  Sour Cream
- E.
  
  Cream Cheese
2.

What is my ideal job?
- A.
  
  Professional Roleplayer
- B.
  
  Colonizer of Another Planet
- C.
  
  Warren Ellis' Personal Assistant
- D.
  
  Professor of the Internet
- E.
  
  Sex Therapist
3.

What day of the year have I received the most kisses from those I have not kissed before?
- A.
  
  January 23rd
- B.
  
  June 13th
- C.
  
  June 3rd
- D.
  
  December 31st
- E.
  
  September 4th
4.

Given a minute or so in deep breaths, what is my least favorite smell?
- A.
  
  Iguana Shit
- B.
  
  Cat Farts
- C.
  
  Decomp
- D.
  
  Burps
- E.
  
  High Vegan Girl BO
5.

Which author of those below is the most read, including multiple reads, in my life?
- A.
  
  George RR Martin
- B.
  
  Terry Pratchett
- C.
  
  Neil Gaiman
- D.
  
  Stan Lee
- E.
  
  Michael Pollan
6.

Which of these things is Trina's biggest fear?
- A.
  
  Being unable to reunite with Matt
- B.
  
  Death
- C.
  
  Zombies
- D.
  
  Complete and total isolation
- E.
  
  The Void
7.

Which game was my gateway to the internet?
- A.
  
  Diablo
- B.
  
  Petz
- C.
  
  Creatures
- D.
  
  Starcraft
- E.
  
  Warcraft
8.

Before Trinora, what was my first online handle?
- A.
  
  Anirt
- B.
  
  Duna
- C.
  
  Trinster
- D.
  
  Raya
- E.
  
  InertRadon
9.

What religion am I?
- A.
  
  Humanist
- B.
  
  Humorist
- C.
  
  Atheist
- D.
  
  Discordian
- E.
  
  Agnostic
10.

To provoke Matt, what colors do I want the alexandrite in my ring to be?
- A.
  
  Green and Blue
- B.
  
  Green and Purple
- C.
  
  Blue and Pink
- D.
  
  Green and Red
- E.
  
  Red and Blue
11.

My mother was HOW pregnant with me when she married my father?
- A.
  
  None, I had not been conceived.
- B.
  
  Two.
- C.
  
  Eight.
- D.
  
  None, I had already been born.
- E.
  
  Six.
12.

Which zombies threaten me the most?
- A.
  
  Reanimated Deceased, a la Night of the Living Dead
- B.
  
  Fast Zombies, a la Dawn of the Dead Remake
- C.
  
  Infected, a la 28 Days Later
- D.
  
  Slow Zombies, a la Shaun of the Dead
- E.
  
  Magically Controlled Zombies, a la Zombie Nightmare
13.

What have I never seen before?
- A.
  
  Two Girls One Cup
- B.
  
  The First (Episode 01) Star Wars Movie
- C.
  
  Dancer in the Dark
- D.
  
  The X-Files Movies
- E.
  
  An episode of The Munsters
14.

How many songs do I have?
- A.
  
  Over 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111 But less than 15k.
- B.
  
  20,000ish
- C.
  
  4,000ish
- D.
  
  30,000ish
- E.
  
  50,000ish
15.

What don't I believe in?
- A.
  
  Zombies
- B.
  
  Soulmates
- C.
  
  Aliens
- D.
  
  The Constitution
- E.
  
  Global Warming
16.

Which was the first webcomic I ever read?
- A.
  
  Sluggy Freelance
- B.
  
  Something Positive
- C.
  
  Penny Arcade
- D.
  
  PVP Online
- E.
  
  8-BIT Theater
17.

When you get down to brass tacks, what was the real reason I picked University of York?
- A.
  
  The Website
- B.
  
  Cost
- C.
  
  Proximity to Simon
- D.
  
  The people at the international Faire
- E.
  
  I was rejected from all other schools
18.

Which Muppet did I want the most, in my pants?
- A.
  
  Gonzo
- B.
  
  Fozzy
- C.
  
  Kermit
- D.
  
  Animal
- E.
  
  Grover
19.

What happened directly after my first time having sex?
- A.
  
  Swimming
- B.
  
  Snuggling
- C.
  
  Napping
- D.
  
  Cussing
- E.
  
  Bee Attack
20.

You think I'm unemotional. I can be emotional!
- A.
  
  Just kidding, I know you're super emotional.
- B.
  
  For God's sake, I cried like a child at the end of Terminator 2.
- C.
  
  The day Stan Lee died broke my heart!
- D.
  
  For God's sake, I cried like a child at the end of Old Yeller!
- E.
  
  For that, Clarice, you would only need a mirror.
21.

Person I want in my pants in the most of those below.
- A.
  
  The girl from the Progressive Commercials
- B.
  
  Hugh Laurie
- C.
  
  Alton Brown
- D.
  
  Jon Stewart
- E.
  
  Stephen Colbert
22.

My sexuality?
- A.
  
  Queer
- B.
  
  Bisexual
- C.
  
  Grayt
- D.
  
  Nerdsexual
- E.
  
  Mattsexual
23.

What is my catch phrase, if I have one?
- A.
  
  Tell me a story.
- B.
  
  FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
- C.
  
  Nyam. :3
- D.
  
  Mang, I dunno.
- E.
  
  I want attention
24.

Pop quiz over!
- A.
  
  THE END (???)
- B.
  
  Why is this even a question?
- C.
  
  Now for the results..
- D.
  
  A story by Trina.
- E.
  
  And you will be graded.