Extra Hard How-well-do-you-know-trina Pop Quiz
You know me, but do you really know me? Prompted by Mike, I am creating a test to check. Really.
- 1.
What is the favorite item out of all foodstuffs below?
- A.
Reese's Pieces
- B.
Ice Cream
- C.
Melty Cheese
- D.
Sour Cream
- E.
Cream Cheese
Correct Answer
D. Sour CreamExplanation
Even more than ice cream. More than almost any thing else. I get cravings for it, and like eating the pure stuff with a spoon.Rate this question:
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- 2.
What is my ideal job?
- A.
Professional Roleplayer
- B.
Colonizer of Another Planet
- C.
Warren Ellis' Personal Assistant
- D.
Professor of the Internet
- E.
Sex Therapist
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B. Colonizer of Another PlanetExplanation
Even if it meant giving up my family and friends AND the internet, I would colonize another planet. I want it so badly. I want it so, so badly.Rate this question:
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- 3.
What day of the year have I received the most kisses from those I have not kissed before?
- A.
January 23rd
- B.
June 13th
- C.
June 3rd
- D.
December 31st
- E.
September 4th
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D. December 31stExplanation
If we have made out, we've made out on New Year's. Probably. Of all the people I have kissed, about 35, 25 or so have been on New Year's. Really.Rate this question:
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- 4.
Given a minute or so in deep breaths, what is my least favorite smell?
- A.
Iguana Shit
- B.
Cat Farts
- C.
Decomp
- D.
Burps
- E.
High Vegan Girl BO
Correct Answer
D. BurpsExplanation
MORE. THAN. ANYTHING. C'mon guys.Rate this question:
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- 5.
Which author of those below is the most read, including multiple reads, in my life?
- A.
George RR Martin
- B.
Terry Pratchett
- C.
Neil Gaiman
- D.
Stan Lee
- E.
Michael Pollan
Correct Answer
B. Terry PratchettExplanation
I read or re-read about a dozen Terry Pratchett books a year. They feel like coming home.Rate this question:
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- 6.
Which of these things is Trina's biggest fear?
- A.
Being unable to reunite with Matt
- B.
Death
- C.
Zombies
- D.
Complete and total isolation
- E.
The Void
Correct Answer
C. ZombiesExplanation
Zombies are all these things and more, except for the Void, which is Matt's biggest fear. It might seem too obvious, but it's not, as I suspect I have a growing and legitimate zombiphobia.Rate this question:
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- 7.
Which game was my gateway to the internet?
- A.
Diablo
- B.
Petz
- C.
Creatures
- D.
Starcraft
- E.
Warcraft
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C. CreaturesExplanation
While looking for COBs (Creatures Object Files), I found a site with a chatroom, where I befriend Mike Fahey, a huge modder and an awesome guy, who I thought was a girl named Miff. I stayed on the Chatroom for over three years, developing my first online friendships, who I have sadly lost contact with. I also GMed a Norn RP, before I knew what it was, and one of my best friends was named "anon". Really.Rate this question:
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- 8.
Before Trinora, what was my first online handle?
- A.
Anirt
- B.
Duna
- C.
Trinster
- D.
Raya
- E.
InertRadon
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B. DunaExplanation
I roleplayed on Battle.net as Duna for years, as a fairy with a pet spider who could talk, Chattie. Chattie ate zombies and kept me safe. Really.Rate this question:
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- 9.
What religion am I?
- A.
Humanist
- B.
Humorist
- C.
Atheist
- D.
Discordian
- E.
Agnostic
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D. DiscordianExplanation
If you didn't know my biffleship with Eris, you probably don't know me.Rate this question:
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- 10.
To provoke Matt, what colors do I want the alexandrite in my ring to be?
- A.
Green and Blue
- B.
Green and Purple
- C.
Blue and Pink
- D.
Green and Red
- E.
Red and Blue
Correct Answer
D. Green and RedExplanation
Green and Red are also my least favorite colors together, but in the gem they looks so stunningly beautiful.Rate this question:
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- 11.
My mother was HOW pregnant with me when she married my father?
- A.
None, I had not been conceived.
- B.
Two.
- C.
Eight.
- D.
None, I had already been born.
- E.
Six.
Correct Answer
E. Six.Explanation
There are very few pictures of my mom at the wedding, since it was a sedate and obvious affair (my parents had been dating for nine years), but she is HUGE.Rate this question:
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- 12.
Which zombies threaten me the most?
- A.
Reanimated Deceased, a la Night of the Living Dead
- B.
Fast Zombies, a la Dawn of the Dead Remake
- C.
Infected, a la 28 Days Later
- D.
Slow Zombies, a la Shaun of the Dead
- E.
Magically Controlled Zombies, a la Zombie Nightmare
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D. Slow Zombies, a la Shaun of the DeadExplanation
It only hurts when they are slow, constantly moving, slow infection... Because the other zombies aren't real. No, I'm not kidding.Rate this question:
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- 13.
What have I never seen before?
- A.
Two Girls One Cup
- B.
The First (Episode 01) Star Wars Movie
- C.
Dancer in the Dark
- D.
The X-Files Movies
- E.
An episode of The Munsters
Correct Answer
A. Two Girls One CupExplanation
And I am better for not seeing it, thank you.Rate this question:
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- 14.
How many songs do I have?
- A.
Over 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111 But less than 15k.
- B.
20,000ish
- C.
4,000ish
- D.
30,000ish
- E.
50,000ish
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D. 30,000ishExplanation
I hope, someday, to have over 50,000. When I am in England, it will be in the stars gather more.Rate this question:
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- 15.
What don't I believe in?
- A.
Zombies
- B.
Soulmates
- C.
Aliens
- D.
The Constitution
- E.
Global Warming
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B. SoulmatesExplanation
The idea that you could have only ONE person in the world destined for you is pants on head retarded. People are more or less the same, and even if you think you find someone who could not be better.. they could be. But if such a thing does exist, Matt is mine.Rate this question:
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- 16.
Which was the first webcomic I ever read?
- A.
Sluggy Freelance
- B.
Something Positive
- C.
Penny Arcade
- D.
PVP Online
- E.
8-BIT Theater
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E. 8-BIT TheaterExplanation
Rob Labeck liked it, so I read the hell out of it. Sluggy was next, and Something Positive is my favorite. I did get in on Questionable Content at about comic 20, though.Rate this question:
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- 17.
When you get down to brass tacks, what was the real reason I picked University of York?
- A.
The Website
- B.
Cost
- C.
Proximity to Simon
- D.
The people at the international Faire
- E.
I was rejected from all other schools
Correct Answer
A. The WebsiteExplanation
The website was so easy to use. Out of the ten other schools I looked at, their websites were even worse, and some just DIDN'T WORK. And knowing how bad York's web design is, that is saying something.Rate this question:
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- 18.
Which Muppet did I want the most, in my pants?
- A.
Gonzo
- B.
Fozzy
- C.
Kermit
- D.
Animal
- E.
Grover
Correct Answer
A. GonzoExplanation
Grover is not even a muppet. But yes, Gonzo. He was so weird and charming and he liked strange things and and and and feathers.Rate this question:
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- 19.
What happened directly after my first time having sex?
- A.
Swimming
- B.
Snuggling
- C.
Napping
- D.
Cussing
- E.
Bee Attack
Correct Answer
D. CussingExplanation
It was so awkward, and we were so late for a family party, that it was an unhappy experience for us all. But I am glad it happened, and it only gets better with practice.Rate this question:
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- 20.
You think I'm unemotional. I can be emotional!
- A.
Just kidding, I know you're super emotional.
- B.
For God's sake, I cried like a child at the end of Terminator 2.
- C.
The day Stan Lee died broke my heart!
- D.
For God's sake, I cried like a child at the end of Old Yeller!
- E.
For that, Clarice, you would only need a mirror.
Correct Answer
B. For God's sake, I cried like a child at the end of Terminator 2.Explanation
With the thumb, and the.. ;_____;Rate this question:
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- 21.
Person I want in my pants in the most of those below.
- A.
The girl from the Progressive Commercials
- B.
Hugh Laurie
- C.
Alton Brown
- D.
Jon Stewart
- E.
Stephen Colbert
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E. Stephen ColbertExplanation
Everyone else arouses and excites me, but only Stephen makes me wet my panties. When he makes himself giggle, hgnrghnrrrr.Rate this question:
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- 22.
My sexuality?
- A.
Queer
- B.
Bisexual
- C.
Grayt
- D.
Nerdsexual
- E.
Mattsexual
Correct Answer
D. NerdsexualExplanation
The only thing that arouses me, really, is nerdocity. And I want to have sex with things other than Matt, like giant spidergirls. With glasses.Rate this question:
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- 23.
What is my catch phrase, if I have one?
- A.
Tell me a story.
- B.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
- C.
Nyam. :3
- D.
Mang, I dunno.
- E.
I want attention
Correct Answer
A. Tell me a story.Explanation
Seriously. Tell me a story. This was a gimmie.Rate this question:
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- 24.
Pop quiz over!
- A.
THE END (???)
- B.
Why is this even a question?
- C.
Now for the results..
- D.
A story by Trina.
- E.
And you will be graded.
Correct Answer
D. A story by Trina.Explanation
Obviously. I say it ALL THE TIME.Rate this question:
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