You know me, but do you really know me? Prompted by Mike, I am creating a test to check. Really.
Reese's Pieces
Ice Cream
Melty Cheese
Sour Cream
Cream Cheese
Professional Roleplayer
Colonizer of Another Planet
Warren Ellis' Personal Assistant
Professor of the Internet
Sex Therapist
January 23rd
June 13th
June 3rd
December 31st
September 4th
Iguana Shit
Cat Farts
Decomp
Burps
High Vegan Girl BO
George RR Martin
Terry Pratchett
Neil Gaiman
Stan Lee
Michael Pollan
Being unable to reunite with Matt
Death
Zombies
Complete and total isolation
The Void
Diablo
Petz
Creatures
Starcraft
Warcraft
Anirt
Duna
Trinster
Raya
InertRadon
Humanist
Humorist
Atheist
Discordian
Agnostic
Green and Blue
Green and Purple
Blue and Pink
Green and Red
Red and Blue
None, I had not been conceived.
Two.
Eight.
None, I had already been born.
Six.
Reanimated Deceased, a la Night of the Living Dead
Fast Zombies, a la Dawn of the Dead Remake
Infected, a la 28 Days Later
Slow Zombies, a la Shaun of the Dead
Magically Controlled Zombies, a la Zombie Nightmare
Two Girls One Cup
The First (Episode 01) Star Wars Movie
Dancer in the Dark
The X-Files Movies
An episode of The Munsters
Over 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111 But less than 15k.
20,000ish
4,000ish
30,000ish
50,000ish
Zombies
Soulmates
Aliens
The Constitution
Global Warming
Sluggy Freelance
Something Positive
Penny Arcade
PVP Online
8-BIT Theater
The Website
Cost
Proximity to Simon
The people at the international Faire
I was rejected from all other schools
Gonzo
Fozzy
Kermit
Animal
Grover
Swimming
Snuggling
Napping
Cussing
Bee Attack
Just kidding, I know you're super emotional.
For God's sake, I cried like a child at the end of Terminator 2.
The day Stan Lee died broke my heart!
For God's sake, I cried like a child at the end of Old Yeller!
For that, Clarice, you would only need a mirror.
The girl from the Progressive Commercials
Hugh Laurie
Alton Brown
Jon Stewart
Stephen Colbert
Queer
Bisexual
Grayt
Nerdsexual
Mattsexual
Tell me a story.
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Nyam. :3
Mang, I dunno.
I want attention
THE END (???)
Why is this even a question?
Now for the results..
A story by Trina.
And you will be graded.