Dating Advice For Men Quiz
This quiz is designed to test your dating knowledge when interacting with women, including what works and why.
- 1.The main reason why dating advice from your parents often does not work well for men is because:
- A.
Your parents are starting to get a bit senile in their old age
- B.
They have a different “agenda” for you (than the one you have for yourself)
- 2.One reason why advice from many “dating gurus” often does not work well for men is because:
- A.
You don’t try hard enough when you apply their recommended approach
- B.
Many “dating gurus” pander to the more lucrative end of the self-help market (i.e. women)
- 3.Surveys are a less effective research technique for studying which of these two broad topic areas?
- A.
Behavior
- B.
Opinions
- 4.If you want to meet women, the first rule is to:
- A.
Wear cologne and aftershave
- B.
Wear a condom
- C.
Be visible
- D.
Think “clean” thoughts
- 5.Places where women go specifically to get picked up (such as discos) tend to be:
- A.
The easiest place for an “average” guy” to score with one of those women
- B.
The hardest place for an “average” guy” to score with one of those women
- C.
Comparable to most other locations (i.e. neither much easier nor much harder)
- 6.Of the following, which tends to be an unusually easy place for average guys to meet women?
- A.
In an extension course at your local community college
- B.
In the waiting room at a gynecologist’s office
- C.
In a bus or subway during your daily commute
- 7.One of the more reliable markers for picking women likely to be approachable is:
- A.
She’s sitting with a group of her female friends, chatting away
- B.
She’s sitting alone and looks bored with whatever it is she’s doing
- C.
She’s in a shoe store trying on pair after pair of Italian shoes
- D.
She’s walking down the street
- E.
She’s in an elevator
- 8.Why do dogs chase cars?
- A.
As animals go, dogs are unusually stupid
- B.
Some cars taste a lot better than they look
- C.
Some sports cars almost look like a dog's butt if viewed from the right angle
- D.
They do it by instinctive reflex
- E.
They do it for the exercise
- 9.The best first date advice for guys is:
- A.
Bring flowers
- B.
Plan to spend at least $200
- C.
Bring along a “whoopee cushion” for added levity in the restaurant
- D.
Bring at least two “ribbed” condoms (for her pleasure)
- E.
Don’t try so hard to impress her
- 10.If dinner dates are a challenge (i.e. in keeping the conversation going), a good alternative is to:
- A.
Rent a room at a local motel and invite her over for some “cheap thrills”
- B.
Take her on an “activity date” (e.g. hiking, skating or rock climbing)
- C.
Suggest to her that you skip the date and instead jet off to Las Vegas and get married
- D.
Take her to see a “mime festival”
- 11.A good example of a “libido date” would be:
- A.
Dinner and a movie
- B.
Lunch and a museum visit
- C.
A day at the beach
- D.
Going to see female kickboxing
- E.
Playing miniature golf with her
- 12.The girl you’re dating has become very insecure and clingy. You should:
- A.
Keep her if the sex is occasionally really great
- B.
Drop her and move on
- 13.The girl you’re dating gives you an ultimatum (to marry her within ninety days). You should:
- A.
Marry her if the sex is occasionally really great
- B.
Drop her and move on
- 14.The girl you’re dating occasionally slaps you if you do something to displease her. You should:
- A.
Keep her if the sex is occasionally really great
- B.
Drop her and move on
- 15.If a girlfriend dumped you, the better strategy would be:
- A.
Analyze what you did wrong, promise to change, beg for another chance and grovel if necessary.
- B.
Move on with your life and find a new woman who will treat you better
- 16.If you’ve been “hanging out” with a woman for quite some time but haven’t had sex with her yet:
- A.
If you give her more time to get comfortable with you, you’ll move from “friend” to “lover”
- B.
That’s as far as you’ll be going … tell her “If you want a friend, get a dog” (and then move on)
- 17.Why do women make such a big deal out of it when a man does not put the toilet seat down?
- A.
Being the “weaker sex”, they’re physically incapable of raising or lowering six ounces of plastic
- B.
Because men putting the toilet seat down is a “deference ritual”
- 18.Women dole out reward and punishment to shape male behavior. Should you submit to her control?
- A.
No (as she’ll lose respect for you if she can easily control you)
- B.
Yes (as women really hate guys who won’t “get with the program”)
- 19.Before dating a woman, you should ask yourself "How easy will it be for her to find another guy?"
- A.
If the answer is “Not very”, then she’s a good choice (as you can be certain she won’t cheat)
- B.
If the answer is “Not very”, then she’s a bad choice (as the eventual break-up will get messy)
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