Dating Advice For Men Quiz

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This quiz is designed to test your dating knowledge when interacting with women, including what works and why.


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  • 1. 
    The main reason why dating advice from your parents often does not work well for men is because:
    • A. 

      Your parents are starting to get a bit senile in their old age

    • B. 

      They have a different “agenda” for you (than the one you have for yourself)

  • 2. 
    One reason why advice from many “dating gurus” often does not work well for men is because:
    • A. 

      You don’t try hard enough when you apply their recommended approach

    • B. 

      Many “dating gurus” pander to the more lucrative end of the self-help market (i.e. women)

  • 3. 
    Surveys are a less effective research technique for studying which of these two broad topic areas?
    • A. 

      Behavior

    • B. 

      Opinions

  • 4. 
    If you want to meet women, the first rule is to:
    • A. 

      Wear cologne and aftershave

    • B. 

      Wear a condom

    • C. 

      Be visible

    • D. 

      Think “clean” thoughts

  • 5. 
    Places where women go specifically to get picked up (such as discos) tend to be:
    • A. 

      The easiest place for an “average” guy” to score with one of those women

    • B. 

      The hardest place for an “average” guy” to score with one of those women

    • C. 

      Comparable to most other locations (i.e. neither much easier nor much harder)

  • 6. 
    Of the following, which tends to be an unusually easy place for average guys to meet women?
    • A. 

      In an extension course at your local community college

    • B. 

      In the waiting room at a gynecologist’s office

    • C. 

      In a bus or subway during your daily commute

  • 7. 
    One of the more reliable markers for picking women likely to be approachable is:
    • A. 

      She’s sitting with a group of her female friends, chatting away

    • B. 

      She’s sitting alone and looks bored with whatever it is she’s doing

    • C. 

      She’s in a shoe store trying on pair after pair of Italian shoes

    • D. 

      She’s walking down the street

    • E. 

      She’s in an elevator

  • 8. 
    Why do dogs chase cars?
    • A. 

      As animals go, dogs are unusually stupid

    • B. 

      Some cars taste a lot better than they look

    • C. 

      Some sports cars almost look like a dog's butt if viewed from the right angle

    • D. 

      They do it by instinctive reflex

    • E. 

      They do it for the exercise

  • 9. 
    The best first date advice for guys is:
    • A. 

      Bring flowers

    • B. 

      Plan to spend at least $200

    • C. 

      Bring along a “whoopee cushion” for added levity in the restaurant

    • D. 

      Bring at least two “ribbed” condoms (for her pleasure)

    • E. 

      Don’t try so hard to impress her

  • 10. 
    If dinner dates are a challenge (i.e. in keeping the conversation going), a good alternative is to:
    • A. 

      Rent a room at a local motel and invite her over for some “cheap thrills”

    • B. 

      Take her on an “activity date” (e.g. hiking, skating or rock climbing)

    • C. 

      Suggest to her that you skip the date and instead jet off to Las Vegas and get married

    • D. 

      Take her to see a “mime festival”

  • 11. 
    A good example of a “libido date” would be:
    • A. 

      Dinner and a movie

    • B. 

      Lunch and a museum visit

    • C. 

      A day at the beach

    • D. 

      Going to see female kickboxing

    • E. 

      Playing miniature golf with her

  • 12. 
    The girl you’re dating has become very insecure and clingy. You should:
    • A. 

      Keep her if the sex is occasionally really great

    • B. 

      Drop her and move on

  • 13. 
    The girl you’re dating gives you an ultimatum (to marry her within ninety days). You should:
    • A. 

      Marry her if the sex is occasionally really great

    • B. 

      Drop her and move on

  • 14. 
    The girl you’re dating occasionally slaps you if you do something to displease her. You should:
    • A. 

      Keep her if the sex is occasionally really great

    • B. 

      Drop her and move on

  • 15. 
    If a girlfriend dumped you, the better strategy would be:
    • A. 

      Analyze what you did wrong, promise to change, beg for another chance and grovel if necessary.

    • B. 

      Move on with your life and find a new woman who will treat you better

  • 16. 
    If you’ve been “hanging out” with a woman for quite some time but haven’t had sex with her yet:
    • A. 

      If you give her more time to get comfortable with you, you’ll move from “friend” to “lover”

    • B. 

      That’s as far as you’ll be going … tell her “If you want a friend, get a dog” (and then move on)

  • 17. 
    Why do women make such a big deal out of it when a man does not put the toilet seat down?
    • A. 

      Being the “weaker sex”, they’re physically incapable of raising or lowering six ounces of plastic

    • B. 

      Because men putting the toilet seat down is a “deference ritual”

  • 18. 
    Women dole out reward and punishment to shape male behavior. Should you submit to her control?
    • A. 

      No (as she’ll lose respect for you if she can easily control you)

    • B. 

      Yes (as women really hate guys who won’t “get with the program”)

  • 19. 
    Before dating a woman, you should ask yourself "How easy will it be for her to find another guy?"
    • A. 

      If the answer is “Not very”, then she’s a good choice (as you can be certain she won’t cheat)

    • B. 

      If the answer is “Not very”, then she’s a bad choice (as the eventual break-up will get messy)

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