This quiz is a product of boredom. Since I am the creator of the quiz, I get to limit your answer choices and then judge you based on whether or not you agree with me. Most of these will be pretty clear as to which I consider to be correct, but please humor me and answer honestly. For each category, please choose the answer you relate to the most.
I watch sports for hours at a time, as often as possible.
I am down for a live sporting event with friends and booze, but I wouldn't feel the need to murder someone if they caused me to miss one of the following events: superbowl/worldseries/NBA finals.
In theory I love at least a few of the following things: Starbucks, Costco, Rain, Fresh Seafood, UW, Peppard, Liberals, Nerds, more dogs in public than children...
I dislike Seattle.
Yes - the bigger the better. Bring on the hot sauce and maybe (I said maybe) the sour cream.
No thank you.
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I am a music snob and generally avoid popular music because it is the downfall of our society.
I appreciate quality musicians, but sometimes (or all the time) Lady GaGa makes me happy.
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How could you not love a double double?
I'd don't eat red meat.
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Louis is handsome and just wants to be loved.
I either don't like dogs or I don't like Louis.
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Necessary and almost always appropriate. I wish I could wear them during the summer without sweating like a pig.
Jeans suck.
Long
Super Short
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TV is a waste of time.
The invention of TV is only second to the invention of the TIVO (or DVR).
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I get choked up easily and tend to cry when I'm happy or sad.
I don't like conflicts or crying. If I cry in front of you I've probably let it bottle up for too long and couldn't leave the room in time to hide my tears.
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Vodka and / or Wine
Beer and / or Whisky
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I love to eat fish. Mmmm fish cakes.
I dislike seafood.
Club Soda - because my booze just wants to be bubbly
Tonic - who doesn't love quinine and empty calories
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Root beer is the only acceptable beverage to float.
Coke floats are my thing.
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I can appreciate or laugh at the following: "You're Beautiful." "Beautiful? This is the skin of a killer Bella."
Twilight and people who love Twilight are ridiculous.
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I love maps, capitals, and geography in general.
I am not smarter than a 5th grader when it comes to geography. Luckily this doesn't really affect my quality of life.
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I like shiny / bright colors.
I prefer solid colors, like white, black or grey.
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I either wear them all the time, or I would if I could.
Flip flops are for beach bums and the unemployed.
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Mmmm what's not to love about pickle spears?
Eww, get it away from my sandwich before it ruins the bread.
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