This quiz is a product of boredom. Since I am the creator of the quiz, I get to limit your answer choices and then judge you based on whether or not you agree with me. Most of these will be pretty clear as to which I consider to be correct, but please humor me and answer honestly. For each category, please choose the answer you relate to the most.
TV is a waste of time.
The invention of TV is only second to the invention of the TIVO (or DVR).
Root beer is the only acceptable beverage to float.
Coke floats are my thing.
I am a music snob and generally avoid popular music because it is the downfall of our society.
I appreciate quality musicians, but sometimes (or all the time) Lady GaGa makes me happy.
Vodka and / or Wine
Beer and / or Whisky
Club Soda - because my booze just wants to be bubbly
Tonic - who doesn't love quinine and empty calories
... are delicious. The end.
I don't like sweets.
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I like shiny / bright colors.
I prefer solid colors, like white, black or grey.
Necessary and almost always appropriate. I wish I could wear them during the summer without sweating like a pig.
Jeans suck.
I get choked up easily and tend to cry when I'm happy or sad.
I don't like conflicts or crying. If I cry in front of you I've probably let it bottle up for too long and couldn't leave the room in time to hide my tears.
I watch sports for hours at a time, as often as possible.
I am down for a live sporting event with friends and booze, but I wouldn't feel the need to murder someone if they caused me to miss one of the following events: superbowl/worldseries/NBA finals.
I can appreciate or laugh at the following: "You're Beautiful." "Beautiful? This is the skin of a killer Bella."
Twilight and people who love Twilight are ridiculous.
How could you not love a double double?
I'd don't eat red meat.
Yes - the bigger the better. Bring on the hot sauce and maybe (I said maybe) the sour cream.
No thank you.
I love to eat fish. Mmmm fish cakes.
I dislike seafood.
In theory I love at least a few of the following things: Starbucks, Costco, Rain, Fresh Seafood, UW, Peppard, Liberals, Nerds, more dogs in public than children...
I dislike Seattle.
Mmmm what's not to love about pickle spears?
Eww, get it away from my sandwich before it ruins the bread.
I love maps, capitals, and geography in general.
I am not smarter than a 5th grader when it comes to geography. Luckily this doesn't really affect my quality of life.
I either wear them all the time, or I would if I could.
Flip flops are for beach bums and the unemployed.
Louis is handsome and just wants to be loved.
I either don't like dogs or I don't like Louis.