Drinking my face off
Playing dress-up and causing some ruckus
Laying on the beach
Adventures: by foot, bike, car, or plane!
Going to bed early
Yelling at old ladies in uno chat rooms
Sense of humor and fun!
Honesty and reliability
Throws the best parties
I don't like scary movies.
Horror is fun!
Turn off the lights, grab some popcorn, and try and scare the crap out of each other at least five times during.
Disco's dead and I'm busy that weekend.
Let's go! Shit, i only have 2 days to put together a fantastic costume!
Sure, what should be do? ::long pause::
Have any firecrackers?
Well I DO have this closet full of boardgames...
Weren't we going to film something? Let's do it!
Got any beer?
Well, there's always Medieval Times!
Pick a card...now put it anywhere back in the deck..
There's a Dave Matthew's listening party tonight...
Turn around and run away, pretending you don't know me
Are embarrassed but would feel bad leaving
Have an even better costume on!
Have a costume-inspired witty t-shirt on and get a kick out of my get-up
Is great! I love the fall! It's so pretty
My schedule is cleared. It is dedicated to everything and anything Halloween!! mwahaha
Is exciting because that means thanksgiving and christmas are coming!
I love bowling!
I love beer pong!
I love kickball!
I love softball!
I love football!
I love field hockey!
I love jello wrestling!
I love curling!
I love pool!
I love soccer!
I love lacrosse!
Is an odd mix of a 5 year olds, a dirty old man's, and a schizophrenic
Is great! Just stop with the dead baby and stereotype jokes. Not Cool.
Oh my god, did you see that old lady fall down? Hahahahaha
I can appreciate a good poop joke now and again
Bernie Mac and Blue Collar Comedy Tour CRACK ME UP, YO!
Daily Show and intellectual humor, please and thankyou